2-time Major winner and lifelong POS racist, #Fuzzy has descended into hell to be a black waiter at Augusta National...in 1961

"Very sorry, Seattle." - Canada

When Yankees lose tonight, this will be the most talked about image amongst the Ryder Cup crowd

The Zaprudering of the drink throwing on Monday morning sports bro-shows is comical #RyderCup

When you're worried other stalkers are stalking your 'boyfriend' #RyderCup #Bethpage

#RyderCup #Bethpage

U.S. Ryder Cup fans now going wild if the team hits a green in regulation. #RyderCup #Bethpage

I fear for Europe's chances in the Ryder Cup. The USA team must be bloody strong to leave out a player like Donald Trump, who wins every tournament he enters.

The Yankees had a moment of silence for a guy who was racist like Steinbrenner, homophobic like Harrelson, and incapable of throwing to first like Knoblauch.

Was walking the dog. Is he still undefeated?

Ironically, of the 12% of Walmart shoppers who know who Walton Goggins is, 81% call him Walter Goggins

This #USOPEN rough is tougher than tarrif math

Scheffler should be 6-over after 9

Someone has pictures of someone. How do some of the biggest names in golf end up on a garbage golf course for a franken-bank-of-no-repute? #TruistChampionship

it’s kinda crazy the image went viral, it’s so quick haha youtu.be/4ww6r-R_5_s?...

Why? Is 'Magic Mike' in town?

The Vegas Golden Knights jerseys are very Vegas Golden Knights-y.* *In an Excalibur carpeting kinda way

If Jim Nance were a piece of furniture, it would be moderately useful and smell like sandalwood. With 5 ex-wives.

LeBron's vertical can now be measured in ounces.

Oh yes, there is an off-season. It's spelled t-a-r-i-f-f-s. #Caterpillar #Cat

Bill Maher watching a basketball game is like watching a dog at the dog park for the first time-- Where am I? Why am I here? What the fuck is going on?