Numa numa but Umamusue so it's like Uma Uma ey Uma Uma ey Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma ey or howvevr yhe song goes

just beat the luckle classic mode with zero upgrades don't mess with the luck of an angel!!

I was one of the playtesters :D It's a very good game please play it!!

Ahh, time to go to bed. Throw my phone on the bed, turrn off the light and get on my be-dang it i did it again i forgot to make a mental note of where my phone landed where is it noope not there not there not there *vigorously slapping my bed* oh there it is And repeat the process tomorrow

they say sugar is bad for your teeth but dont forget that hammers are also bad for your teeth

Today I made a discovery

Composing a silly little message for your silly little eyes to read :) hi!

Group of 4 former drug addict superheroes call them the Fentanyl Four

In solidarity with all the Americans on Thanksgiving, I too, have ate too much today.

Kill Bill? Well that's a bit rude what's Bill gonna think

Tryinf to take a photo of someone but the canera reads a QR code 5 meters away and it just so happens to be a rick roll QR

"Its not over until the fat lady sings" well when the Oompa Loompas start singing its usually quite over

this guy achieved his main goal astonishingly quickly

Self-driving Uber but it's only trained on the world's best motorsport drivers if I'm gonna die in a 2 ton bullet I atleast want it to be on the apex of turn 2

i'd be so PISSED if I was that water-based animal YOU COULDN'T GO AAAANYWHERE ELSE HUH?

this is genuinely what i do like msot of the time im just i think of a rabbiting

"Im over the moon" is rabbit talk for "The moom was getting boring so im going to Earth now." And so they get on their bunnu spaceship and crashland into the earth and thats how craters are made

the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games

i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew

My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears

THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION

Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth

Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view

Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened

in a vc where we joked about "popping my ult" but ult could mean literally anything eventually culminating in this stupid image

ANGEL REVIEW yep that's me :) ANGEL REVIEW OVER

it's imperative to make things even if they are bad

SHE;'S TYREYING TO STEARL MY THUNGSERRRRR RAHHGHJHHHHHH

y'know sometimes your Gacha luck is primarily based off of vibes and the vibes here was me looking at a pretty negligible stat and going "yeah actually I'll pull on this banner with one UR instead of the banner with two URs" and then this being your first result

Town planner: If only there was a way to add some FUN to this park! The humble staple:

If I;m ever on a plane and that plane lands and the other people on the plane start clapping I'm gonna clap as loudly & obnoxiously as I can. Perhaps even a hoot and a holler.

I'm kind of late on this but... Steam Summer Sale ends on July 10 and there's a really cool game that I love which is on sale that I wanna share!! store.steampowered.com/app/1004770/... Magical girl battler: Maiden & Spell Made by a very cool indie dev who made some other game called Rabbit & Steel!

You ever just wanna live in a bismuth crystal city

Angels are cool They got those halo and wings Halos and wings are in the game Terraria and everyone agrees that that game is cool so therefore angels are also cool

"Kris... we gotta get out of here. Or else we'll be 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."

Did you know? A herd of stairs is called a flight

tech support should say "Yeah you've got a creepypasta." more often

List of things weve made in left to right of scale but the Dyson Sphere keeps showing up where it shoudpnt be

I treat floating point precision errors like the thing has social anxiety nd is getting really shaky nervous

what if you had a pet named "Duracell" and it was a AA battery are you gonna care for it

I MISSED MY 100 POST ANNIVERSARY FUCKKKKKK gahhh ssee yoyu at post #102 :(

i like calling this website "biscuit"

why would i want to add another account im the only Pisprit there is

okay iw was walking home from college and I accidentally swallowed a falling cherry blossom petal and in thgat moment i felt like a PvZ zombie like i was coughing and hacking and BLEGHing I was the villain gyus im sorry :(

"Me? Oh yeah i WAtch anime"