I love tgat steam's definition of "early 2026" is one day after the Summer solstice

Trying to goohle something but ibdont remember the name of it and so i misspell it and instead of getting what i was looking for i get a company who intentionslly spelt it wromg for good SEO grrrr

Angel meetup but we're all lowkey mothcoded so we kijd of end up just staringg im awe at our bright and shiny halos the whole time

what if, instead of moseying on down to the saloon, I was sleepy and cozeying on down to my bed?

It's not about the notes you play, it's also not about the notes you don't play, it's about the notes you accidentally play while going as wild as possible!!!

Remember when old cameras would give everyone very scsry red eyes but now they dont,, cameras dont see the evil in people anymore they only see the good and that's beautiful we can learn alot ftom the sony α6000

Chemistry guy pours out a clear liquid Me: That's water :D Chemistry guy: This is Megadeathanol I have to be very careful when using it Me: :'(

All it takes is ONE extra warm classroom and all I'm thinking about is implementing a communal bucket full of ice and water

Pinocchio angel where everytime she lies the halo grows bigger After a few lies it'd be hard to maneuver through doorways

The stairs at my college building are my greatest challenge and it's all my fault cause I refuse to stop moving to rest whatsoever Sitting at my desk now and all I want is a big container of iced water

Im gonna use my future changing powers to make the Steam Frame release as soon as it can

Okay im ready now

Bullies to lovers trope but it happens in like 4 seconds *"heh, look at this dork, I'm gonna take his lunch money."* *Slams him against the wall* "You're hot." ... *"????????? wwWHY DID I SAY THAT??"*

NEAT LITTLE CHARACTER DESIGN PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT: A bunnygirl with loppy ears but she's also an angel and her halo props up her loppers

ooough i just ate a whole piiza ooughg im bulbous now

And thus concludes my thesis and essay

crazy how zoology youtubers be like "this is the Loserfuck (Victus Stultus) it has no sense of smell and sees with its ears that are located within its internal organs. It tastes of pineapple on sewage and even bunnies are natural predators towards it. This being has survived for 8 billion years"

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Numa numa but Umamusue so it's like Uma Uma ey Uma Uma ey Uma Uma Uma Uma Uma ey or howvevr yhe song goes

just beat the luckle classic mode with zero upgrades don't mess with the luck of an angel!!

I was one of the playtesters :D It's a very good game please play it!!

Ahh, time to go to bed. Throw my phone on the bed, turrn off the light and get on my be-dang it i did it again i forgot to make a mental note of where my phone landed where is it noope not there not there not there *vigorously slapping my bed* oh there it is And repeat the process tomorrow

they say sugar is bad for your teeth but dont forget that hammers are also bad for your teeth

Today I made a discovery

Composing a silly little message for your silly little eyes to read :) hi!

Group of 4 former drug addict superheroes call them the Fentanyl Four

In solidarity with all the Americans on Thanksgiving, I too, have ate too much today.

Kill Bill? Well that's a bit rude what's Bill gonna think

Tryinf to take a photo of someone but the canera reads a QR code 5 meters away and it just so happens to be a rick roll QR

"Its not over until the fat lady sings" well when the Oompa Loompas start singing its usually quite over

this guy achieved his main goal astonishingly quickly

Self-driving Uber but it's only trained on the world's best motorsport drivers if I'm gonna die in a 2 ton bullet I atleast want it to be on the apex of turn 2

i'd be so PISSED if I was that water-based animal YOU COULDN'T GO AAAANYWHERE ELSE HUH?

this is genuinely what i do like msot of the time im just i think of a rabbiting

"Im over the moon" is rabbit talk for "The moom was getting boring so im going to Earth now." And so they get on their bunnu spaceship and crashland into the earth and thats how craters are made

the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games

i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew

My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears

THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION

Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth

Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view

Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened

in a vc where we joked about "popping my ult" but ult could mean literally anything eventually culminating in this stupid image

ANGEL REVIEW yep that's me :) ANGEL REVIEW OVER

it's imperative to make things even if they are bad

SHE;'S TYREYING TO STEARL MY THUNGSERRRRR RAHHGHJHHHHHH