"Im over the moon" is rabbit talk for "The moom was getting boring so im going to Earth now." And so they get on their bunnu spaceship and crashland into the earth and thats how craters are made

the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games

i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew

My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears

THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION

Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth

Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view

Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened

in a vc where we joked about "popping my ult" but ult could mean literally anything eventually culminating in this stupid image

ANGEL REVIEW yep that's me :) ANGEL REVIEW OVER

it's imperative to make things even if they are bad

SHE;'S TYREYING TO STEARL MY THUNGSERRRRR RAHHGHJHHHHHH

y'know sometimes your Gacha luck is primarily based off of vibes and the vibes here was me looking at a pretty negligible stat and going "yeah actually I'll pull on this banner with one UR instead of the banner with two URs" and then this being your first result

Town planner: If only there was a way to add some FUN to this park! The humble staple:

If I;m ever on a plane and that plane lands and the other people on the plane start clapping I'm gonna clap as loudly & obnoxiously as I can. Perhaps even a hoot and a holler.

I'm kind of late on this but... Steam Summer Sale ends on July 10 and there's a really cool game that I love which is on sale that I wanna share!! store.steampowered.com/app/1004770/... Magical girl battler: Maiden & Spell Made by a very cool indie dev who made some other game called Rabbit & Steel!

You ever just wanna live in a bismuth crystal city

Angels are cool They got those halo and wings Halos and wings are in the game Terraria and everyone agrees that that game is cool so therefore angels are also cool

"Kris... we gotta get out of here. Or else we'll be 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."

Did you know? A herd of stairs is called a flight

tech support should say "Yeah you've got a creepypasta." more often

List of things weve made in left to right of scale but the Dyson Sphere keeps showing up where it shoudpnt be

I treat floating point precision errors like the thing has social anxiety nd is getting really shaky nervous

what if you had a pet named "Duracell" and it was a AA battery are you gonna care for it

I MISSED MY 100 POST ANNIVERSARY FUCKKKKKK gahhh ssee yoyu at post #102 :(

i like calling this website "biscuit"

why would i want to add another account im the only Pisprit there is

okay iw was walking home from college and I accidentally swallowed a falling cherry blossom petal and in thgat moment i felt like a PvZ zombie like i was coughing and hacking and BLEGHing I was the villain gyus im sorry :(

"Me? Oh yeah i WAtch anime"

Is PTO like a premium gacha currency

There's gonna be a jump button in Silksong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I dobt go to stores anynore u jeep gettinf these fuckass random enxoubters like dude im level 21 and its jist constant level 3-5 enemies like how many small beasts must i eliminate to get my banas

just won like 3.5 million bitcoin im thinking on buying a ice ceram

I beat bat

This is the battest game of all time play it play it play it

ooh there was a floater in my eye hii floater ohh thwre he go floatering away

how i be acting evryday

A lot of you would fold in this situation A lot of you is me It's spreading rapidly Hlpe

If all 8 billiob people in the world donated me 1 dollar then id have 7.9 billidon dollars and i wouls like that

When are we gonna learn about King Gizzard and that Lizard Wizard im gwtting kinda bored wsiting

whoa i nearly ate my d20

When is they gonna get revenge and the camel breaks the straws back ?

WTF banana crisp

Boyght a new hluse yoday and hodmanit its a fuckong wRship ahgain

screw being rational √2 √5 √7 √11 oh I forgot √3

Whenever I am eating at thid one place I order the fires and when it gets fown to the last 4 fries i get sad cause ots almost over and when I eat that last fry I AM sad because it *is* over :(

I watched the worm movie and whoa I didnt know it was bqsed off of a real thing