the rural gays have not caught on to this yet it seems

Just going through the everyday motions until I die I think

Crazy to me that people make a whole night out of just parking their car in boystown and drinking in it - like what is the point 😭

I’ve got maybe one more failed talking stage in me before I kill myself in front of someone

keeping myself in the gym lately by curating my entire feed to be people who are hotter and more fit than me so if I sit and scroll for even a few minutes I wanna cry and go workout

I cannot wait for the collective psychosis hype around those two men to die idc if I’m a hater why am I seeing them upwards of 30 times a day despite actively avoiding the content

chest day - tiddie pump profile went crazy

Free feet and socks from the dirty locker room

very annoying to me that there’s an empty gym 2 minutes from my apartment but it is inside steamworks so i cannot realistically use it as my main gym

Once again asking how do you get A list design clients and then just type in helvetica on their album cover because I recreated the harry cover in 2 minutes flat for a flyer and it’s pissing me off thinking how much someone prob got paid for typing in a circle

theory - the monday dj at hydrate sucks and overcompensates by cranking bass so high it shakes the pictures off my walls

sick to death of those two fuckass actors being forced on me in every feed on every app I doNTCAREE

Started tracking macros and unfortunately the reason I don’t have the body I want is drinking and the absolutely unhinged food hauls that follow my nights out … sad day.

favorite hobby now unironically being NYT crossword book in a bath, oh I’m 70 years old

Love the day at home after hosting - space still set up for a party, leftover snacks for every meal, glitter everywhere

People I don’t know throwing up in my hallway half an hour into the new year I fear I threw too open a party

multiple steamworks invites tn and I think that being there is the only thing sadder than spending the holiday at home alone

one night out w the girls can rly change ur perspective on life

could never live w someone again bc I am constantly taking baths that span hours, just an obscene amount of bathroom time

started watching love island and I think it is written specifically to be my worst nightmare if I got pushed aside for someone hotter like that id kill myself in front of all of them

Making myself absolutely sick for days thinking a commission looks like ass and finally sending it only for the client to gag over it

The thought of holiday travel in a few days makes me literally want to blow my brains out

it can be so healing to go to a new club and make out w a new man … that is what life is about I think

Going to the grocery store is so annoying, just sweaty and overstimulated and winded when I get home and everything is expensive

Rainbow crosswalks going back in rn in boystown - on halsted and buckingham :’)

Growing mustache back bc I just saw this pic and got sad

Weighed in at 215 at the dr today biig boy

nobody cares about big hairy man tiddies anymore

I came home after an hr to do my puzzle and watch TLC

Not drinking and trying to still go out to see friends kinda blows bc when I have a little drink I feel flirty and wanna put on a cute outfit and be seen, but sober… I do not want you to look at me, I wanna stay home and watch TLC and sip my ice water maybe do a puzzle

Someone said my heart lollipops were casually slutty so I always keep one on me

The caliber of straight girl that hits on me …. I could literally be married to a baddie if I was straight WHY do I love DICK

The rumors are true, I’m a good boy

Morning sex always makes me feel like Dead Wife in a dramatic movie flashback, let me roll around in these sun dappled sheets and giggle

I’m like dropping hints that I have a mustache and hit chest today

nvm I was born to live fast die young…leave a beautiful corpse… live my life on the run ….

Whenever I try to do logo design I get to a point in revisions where I just don’t care anymore and wanna ghost them soo bad

Hate a Traitors challenge with too many parts and rules, like I’m not doing all that

Got my fav pizza as a treat and immediately felt violently ill- I can’t have ANYTHING

Told dr how many drinks I typically have on a night out and he said hmm not great so after valentines weekend im goin off the sauce !

I was sick for 3 days and I drank like I just came home from war at the bar tn

Getting a nosebleed every night bc the air is dry, I am so delicate and sickly like a victorian

Prepping for my nye party

Barely buzzed and home before midnight on a Saturday 😑

A joint Hinge profile for a couple…. I’m gonna be sick

Felt soo good to scream this in the club as a 23 year old

I’ll mute ppl but then check their profile regularly bc I just need to be in control of when I see them lol

Haven’t been to gym in over 2 weeks and it’s making me feel so depressed that I can’t get out of bed to go to a gym .. truly vicious cycle

The melodramatics of the eras tour ending tn…people writing whole obituaries

Noticeable correlation between my reread of The Picture of Dorian Gray and an uptick in Sinning lately