It was floating in a bathtub

At least the days will be longer

Us too

We should all just piss more

Old men, get that oil out of ground! Old men, that's a drone very loud! Let's ask: Y AM IN IRAN? Y AM IN IRAN?

Looks just violet to me 🤔

Reminds me of dolphins and lions: ultimatecampresource.com/campfire-sto...

This repost uses AI!

Only human as a superior intelligent life form walks on two legs!

Real bamboo sued for misrepresentation, trademark infringement, and muzzling activity

TL;DR:

Interstellar aliens visiting Solar System driving drunk

Just award Foxborough Fifa Peace Prize and problem solved.

Chatting with chatbot burns calories meeting my exercise guidelines.

Yo think that's impossible? There's US president walking around without a brain

We'll call it "Death Star"

George Bush going to Middle East again.

I am missing on some wonderful career choices

AI tries to phone home

And then Sundar took on the Wing and asked for Waymo

Self immolation out of despair

Great sales pitch, what can I gay... I mean, what can I sex 😍

Send tardigrades to Mars Together with FElon On the other hand, let's not subject tardigrades to the cruel and unusual punishment

Breaking news! Frump's account was taken over by Frump!

For great justice!

Bulleted list is not enough. Can you do PowerPoint slides?

Point

I thought this was about improving agent jobs based on good skills files. 🤔🤖

AI learns to shitpost

Open job position: spraying liquid substances into rat noses. Must be resistant to sneezing.

Instead of a brain in a vat, we get a brain in a cart

Another reason to consume grass

His butt is supported by AutoPen... I mean Sharpie

Need to include physical exercise as Big Sixth personality trait

Boar's Piss

Proof that ASI (fashion police) has not arrived yet: Dario dresses as if he lives in his mom's basement.

I've been woke since I woke up wrong.

In other words, men lose balls

Only people suffering from pandemics need it, duh.

Arm the neutrino gun!

It's not a random earthquake

Using the sleep replay the referee ruled that the dive from a skyscraper was a lucid offside 😴

Safer drugs!

This is how liquid metal Terminators got created.

Plot twist: ICE becomes private company and starts online retailer to compete with Temu.

I dreamed that I am a butterfly dreaming that I am an LLM.

We are all one. Courtesy of generalist microbes.

Now please explain this as if I am a fifth grader

Some researchers had to endure classical music concerts repeatedly to investigate this. The effects on researchers were measurable and violint.