BLAZING #GRATITUDE I don’t own a chair And I'm grateful, Not for the lack of material wealth, But because those awkward f**kers Ain’t easy 2 fit in a backpack. It ain’t all orchids in my field, But there’s a handsome lake And an easy exit. And I'm thankful that I'm here, Wherever here is. #vss365

Damn it, I'm #BoHo! No fixed abode, Making art, Spittin' words into cracks. But I don't live in a trailer, P***ing in a bucket, Eating scraps out of a plastic bowl. I live in plush houses, Caring 4 dogs and donkeys, Pigs and ponies (And all the llamas in-between). DAMN IT, I'M BOHO! 😭 🕺🦙 #vss365

#ILLICIT INTENT They want to control everything, Even my thoughts, Stomp into my mind And ring their copper bells. “If you’ve done nothing wrong, Why worry?” she says. The problem lies in who decides Which stupid, crazy rules apply. Who draws the line. Who draws the line? #vss365

It was the age of #chivalry And we flattened castle walls with compliments (And faux confidence). We rode beneath various banners, Loud colours clashing, Images of dragons, Knights in white satin. Occasionally we battled, Drunk fists and unsteady armies, Useless in defeat. #vss365 ⚔️

Of course you were special, I love fishnets And you were wearing them. I got tricked too. You grinned like a sexy disease, #Aphotic eyes promising red-hot prizes. I said, "Let's stay until we fade,” But our fangs got soft When the slow songs played. #vss365

SILKY He was a #suave b*stard But we loved him, Just couldn’t believe the ladies fell for his lines. We put it down to the dark eyes, Or that expensive black suit, The one with the silver zips And dubious “toxic” stains. Either way, A night out wasn’t the same without him. #vss365

VARIOUS MUSES I hear the magic thru the pipes, Dripping down in neon stripes, Creating oceans in my mouth, F-F-Freaks me f**king out. Drops her bombs, spreads her wings, Slipstreams past the pretty things, Zigzags up and spews her light, #Last one back won't live tonight. #vss365

ELECTRIC FILTH It was a lingering journey, A time of blood and blisters And gluttonous #learning. I became educated in the early cultures, Purging the electric smog, Rinsing my eyes in ancient gospel. #vss365 🐙⚡️

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM The first thing to recognise Is our relativity to the universe, And the cold, Cruel reality That we're not #relevant. #vss365 💫

KILL ME TWICE She left a bruise, Almost black With a splash of green, Like infection Or a jealous moment. She killed me twice (Laser beams and a tank of sharks), Left me choking on the line, More #specific than a happy ending. #vss365 #BornBattleReady

As the universe expands, 100 cans of Spam Float past my window. You’ll always have a choice, my friend, You just may not like the #options. #vss365 🥫

#Reality tried to evade me, And for a while I let it go… #vss365 🙃

CHAMPIONS OF THE HOLY GRAIL 🏆 The #goal was to achieve Half of what we didn’t have, Which was a negative, So we failed, And sank to the bottom of the bowl. Next time (If it comes around again), We're smashing everything we have Into the back of the net. #vss365 ⚽️

VAN GOGH’S POTATO It opposed #science in everything it represented. Just a potato, Floating off kilter in a painting, Hanging in a museum in Amsterdam. #vss365 🥔🖌️

One-Punch Steve was real, Certainly not a #myth (You started dreaming AFTER he hit you). #vss365 👊

READERS’ WIVES It wasn't #literature, It was amateur photos of wives In evocative positions. U know the type: MILFs next door, Mature redheads, 'Soccer Moms', As they say across the pond. But there was always something to read, Usually a bio, Or what she liked 2 do in the shower. #vss365

JUST ENOUGH #EDUCATION TO SURVIVE A lazy punch subdued my mouth, Split my lip and sent me south, A school of goldfish swam about, It felt quite good to get knocked out. Education wasn’t swift, I had a lot of nights like this, Blamed it on the dog and drink, But I was just a c**t I think. #vss365 🐠

There's nothing but a gaping maw, For farmer's fists and plenty more, Room to stretch a thousand cats, Could lose a fleet of trucks in that. But I'm the one who’s diving in (Creature urges ‘neath my skin), Upside down with sideways spin, She's such a sleazy pretty thing. #vss365 #creature

ARGENT WISPS I’m certain that she saw me, But drilled her gaze into the floor (I wasn’t sure what that meant). Yesterday I feared I was a ghost, Today she openly ignored me. I pray for love (And humble death), But the devil left her dildo In the basement of my head. #vss365 #argent

BAD SCIENCE It was a simple #experiment, Various chemicals (you and I) mashed together in a bucket. I even wore a white coat (To fool people into thinking I knew what I was doing). That's the issue with reality, It's easy to fracture And fake yourself into sincerity. #vss365 🧪

RED-LIGHT TEETH The girl's got nuts and red-light teeth (I smelled her vile guts at least), They’re lining up to f*ck that #creep, But love won’t touch a sunshine thief. 600 times a lady, 60 quid to call her "Baby", 6 little clues in the artwork maybe? #vss365 ⭕️🔻⏹️

Assume position And face the wall. “Where's the romance in that?” We're in a supermarket car park, Were you expecting flowers? PORKED - this is a shag! (Short and greedy, But full of #verve!) #vss365 💐🐷 #BornBattleReady

My associates probably ain’t who you think they are. I call them the dodgy trinity, 3 points of a triangle, Spun on its head And pointing to the ground. The truth lies several layers deep, It may not be important, But that depends on your position When they dig it up. #vss365 #associate

NOTHING TOO SACRED Screamin’ Jean ain’t no witch, She’s a product of wishful thinking, Habitual activity, Something to keep the dullards in a huddle. Fear the turkey and dunce, As simple as a straight line, Mass hysteria points the finger, And nothing’s too sacred for the pot. #BornBattleReady

PULP FICTION Congratulations, Trailer, Here’s your book, Pop it in the box and give it a shake. The road to extinction is short, No corners or obstacles, Straight to #pulp At 500 miles per hour. #vss365 📚

As a young man I was constantly troubled, A bit of a w*nker And always on the p*ss. But I grew up with an #Oasis soundtrack, So it could have been worse. Now, when I listen to their songs, I’m pulled right back into the mix (And a blend of emotions kick in). CERTAIN DRAGONS #vss365 🏖️

SMUDGE God ain’t got time for this nonsense, She sees us all in the same moment, An elongated #blur. #vss365

It wasn’t the presence of a guardian, It was an inner voice, #Sonorous, but crackling too, Like a slab of scorched meat Stretched across a burning wheel. DEMONIC ACROBATICS Based on an experience as a young boy. #vss365 #BornBattleReady

LEMMINGS EITHER SIDE It took one #bellwether To lead the first lemming off the cliff, Now there's an infinite flow, A torrent of disciples Crashing into the rocks. They don’t ask questions, Just mumble their silly mantras Recently learned from the c*nt in front of them. #vss365

GHOST Perhaps she wasn't proper Like a fairy in a knot Perhaps she was a message From a conscious A.I bot Perhaps she didn't matter #Perhaps she was a glitch Temptation from the Devil Or the Chupacabra itch Perhaps she wasn't real Like A Poem In A Box #vss365 📦

He’s brutal and untamed, Like a ferret in a wheel (Taking shortcuts through a field). An #extrusion of love bursting from his groin, Signs his name in the dirt. THE FERAL ADVENTURES OF MR GASH 🎩 #vss365 BornBattleReady ⚔️

They #conspire against me, Whisper, snake, slide across my eyes. I hear them splash, Angry insects urinating in my ear, Dragging me to serious places, “We don’t like it when you’re happy.” I grin in 3 halves (A triangle that points to the ground), Skipping thru the water. #vss365

DROP A COIN INTO THE SLOT Their heads literally wobble in posh restaurants, Smug and greedy as the waiter pours the wine. #Rein it in, guys, This is humankind And we’re on the same team. You ain’t better than anyone, You just happen to have more plastic in the bank. #vss365 💰

CRUEL MOON We’ve all got potential, But what’s potential if we’re gonna die tomorrow? Peace should be the only path, No choice, only love. And if it ain’t, Take a look at your argument and start again. #vss365 #BornBattleReady 🕊️

SKEG VEGAS 🎰👾 We stayed a night (Before the hugs and kisses), Somewhere safe to make things #bearable, I said, “It reminds me of lads on the p*ss.” Ha! If the 90's were a cup, It would be full of beer and cum. #vss365 Skegness

Vanity eats the rat And flees into the stack, Eyes don't like the panic, But it's always coming back. Nah, that light ain't a beacon of hope, It's the horizon burning, Fresh flames and dying embers, An #article on self-delusion (Slow and uneasy Like a 10 quid striptease). #vss365 #BornBattleReady

I pray to God And the irony kicks me in the face. I've never believed in Her, Yet here I am, placing donations at Her altar. “What do you want from me?” She asks, “'Cos for the world to survive, Humanity can’t be here.” I dwell upon Her words, Beyond the #pungent fate of Earth. #vss365 🌍☄️

You've heard our patter, Then seen us at the bar talking 2 our mates (Sharing fantasies and boasting about our tally). We're just dogs (running on chemicals), Wiping our history (Or going incognito). If u want honesty, Then here it is… OLD DOG, NEW TRICKS 🐕 A #jovial dig at “bloke” romance #vss365

THEY CAME FROM PLANET EARTH They came from planet Earth, 6 by 6 by 6 (Multiply and multiply again). Various shapes adorned their hulls, Vague threats and some less subtle (Shark Fist, Napalm Teeth, Masher 5). They came from planet Earth, #Sentient beings Reckless for consumption. #vss365 🌍✨🚀🔴

TEDDY BEAR PICNIC Today’s the perfect day For a picnic with the Bear, To eat pork pies And drink from a tartan flask. No time for pretending Or wishing I was a tough guy, Reality knows I'm hungry (And Teddy's got a sandwich). “Come on," says the #audacious bear, "Try and f**king take it!" #vss365 🧸

A GUN IS NOT A FIST Shhh, I watched you sleeping, As I crept across the wall, Reeking like a monkey With your peanuts on the floor. Your cheating gun is smoking ‘Cos your pillow is too warm, I said I wouldn't come here (But I've lied to you before). #vss365 #reek 🪶

FISHING NETS She hooks me through the cheek And drags me to the ATM (Full of #charm and indecent proposals). I know I don't deserve her, And of course she's fake, But good God, those legs! Sweet dreams to the lot of you, And thanks for cumming. #vss365 🥕

FAKERMAKER She says pretty things, Drip-feeding my creative desires, (Same page, Different book). Hits me like a free falling piano, All the right keys, 🎹 Deliriously out of order. 😖 Out of tune too... plink plink plink I #scowl. I know a cheat when I fvck one. #vss365

Convincing myself I deserve a little mischief is far too easy 😈 #vss365 Pluck a feather from the Devil And stuff it in your pillow. A LITTLE #MISCHIEF

STRAWBERRY ANTHRAX There’s something in the fridge! Lurks like a last sausage covered in spores, Smells like strawberry anthrax. Delights in belated observation, “Look what I did when the lights were off!” Offers instant cheese, Looted gratification, And a certain kind of #mischief. #vss365 👃🍓🍚

SHOTGUN SALLY WHISTLES FOR MONDAY It starts as a pleasant #hum, Ends with my brains dripping down the factory wall. #vss365 😞🏭

SWATTING FLIES It’s an easy #hum, Until a thousand rockets Rip thru my flesh, Exact sentiments required, Or a lucky f**king guess. Beautiful moments stick (I really must confess), But my head is in box, And those feelings give me less. #vss365 🪰

She shimmers like black gas, All gaunt face And long bones (Yellow eyes and skin like #sapphire). A red sparrow perches on my shoulder As a rowdy hunger kicks in my stomach. She knows exactly what I want, And how I want it. This can't be real!? I SMELL A WITCH! #vss365 👃

RED SPARROW Fly, Red Sparrow, fly! Leave the gruesome pig-dog’s lair, Those lazy beasts don’t want us here (And angels will not come, my dear). Fly, Red #Sparrow, fly! Sack a bone to free your mind, Knowledge is our extra eye, You’ll see me on the other side, Fly, Red Sparrow, FLY! #vss365

Beware the #sparrow With a vulture’s appetite. TENTACLES #vss365