Little better, keep the feet moving and the eyes up boys

NOT GREAT BOB

I hate that half my friends from Leafs Twitter moved here and half stayed there. Fuckin sucks.

HIS NAME IS JOSEPH WOLL

Why doesn’t TSN’s score bug have a shot counter tonight?

2 screen kinda night

Little man’s first hockey tournament was one to remember. Snowmageddon, power outages, no heat. Snow covered roads. The kids had a blast. The parents did not. Home safe now. That was crazy.

That’s such a Wes McCauley ass call. Always gotta be the star of the show.

Your boy just hit $2,000,000 in sales for the year. In a down year for my industry it feels good.

Leafer here grew up in Toronto (Sauga) hoping to find the Leafs fam that was on the old bird 🐦 place #goleafsgo

Why did that goal make me feel like a proud dad?

If Tre can send Robbie and a mid round pick and pick up Frost I will kiss him on the mouth. With tongue

The coolest 4 year old you know is now 5. My back hurts

Power move coming out to the test like this.

Re-doing this because one photo doesn’t cover it and because I feel a lot safer on here than the other place. Love hockey. Love the Leafs. Love racing. Love my family.

Gotta populate the TL here. If you’re a #MapleLeafs fan, drop a comment and I’ll follow you If you’re a #MotoGP fan, do the same! I’ll follow back anyone who follows

Introduce yourself with 4 records: I know, I’m basic

My daughter, who uses the potty daily at daycare. “Daddy I pooped” “Why don’t you do that on the potty?” “Because I don’t want to” How do you potty train a kid that knows how to do it, does it elsewhere, but refuses to to it at home?

A) Marner, Knies B) Reavo

Idk Ekholm maybe don’t fucking bury a dude into your own net when you’re on the PK just a thought

Yyyyyeah that’s definitely the call. No question there. Nurse doesn’t even know where he is RN

10 foot IPhone cords are an absolute godsend

Leafs actually respond quickly for once

Less than ideal start lads let’s go here

I’m pissed that I stayed up for that. Boxing sucks

Mike hasn’t gone for a single KO punch. This shit is riiiigged as fuck

Me: how do you always get so dirty at the after school program? My kid: I don’t know Also my kid at the after school program

People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form 👀 Recency bias factoring in here but damn these movies are incredible

Pulled my groin and got my head and neck landed on by a 220lb man at hockey this morning. Good thing I only have another game tonight and 2 practices to coach this weekend with work in between it all.

Sports I care about: NHL: Leafs MotoGP: KTM, MM93 Moto2: Canet, Oncu, Garcia Moto3: Holgado, Alonso Sports I loosely follow F1 MLB: Jays NBA: Raptors WSBK: Toprak, J Rea #Sports

I created an obviously fake LeafsPR account. Made a post about Justin Holl being sent to the ECHL. Damien Cox QT’d it and it was picked up my multiple media sites including Yahoo Fantasy. The account was banned the next day.

I used to hold this kid in my freaking goalie glove look at him now.

This team has completely stopped forechecking over the past 2 games. Nothing but one and done chances, no cycle game, no second efforts. The 4th line are the only ones getting in there and that’s why they’re playing way too much

Guess I should update. No longer doing writing, podcast is on hiatus. Coaching U7 hockey and having 2 kids about to be 3 and 5 is fuckin BUSY

Guess it’s time to try this out again. What’s up party people?

Should be very cool if the Leafs simply won their next game

A little get to know me for here. I’m 31, married with 2 kids, a 4 year old boy and an 18 month old girl. I love the Leafs and hockey in general. I cover Leafs news for mapleleafsinsider.com and co-host the Centre of the Universe podcast.

So, it’s like Twitter, but without the assholes?