i am sooooooooo fat and wobbly

h-how much bigger do you expect me to get...

i want to look like a human mountain…

you guys realise that if i ever lose weight i’m gonna compensate for that by becoming the best feeder you’ve ever seen

i am told i have an effect on people that makes them obsess over me. that's either because of my natural charisma, my giant gut, or my pheromones that clear all thoughts from the people within sniffing distance

might actually do this with a whole rotisserie chicken. i would crush that right now

note to self: order uncut pizza and wrap it up like a burrito just because i can

maybe i should bully more nerds into giving me lunch money. far better use of your funds anyway

huhhh? you can't afford to pay for my food anymore? no, you've got the money for it. i should be at the forefront of your mind before anything else. gas isn't important, rent is an afterthought—and any groceries you buy should be for me and me alone! come on. cough up the cash, i'm STARVING.

you know i'm thinking lately that it's fun and all for me to be a confident fatass who loves myself (because i am and i do) but maybe i should really start being a really bitchy brat or like an ojou-sama type character who looks down on his lessers for not falling head over heels for him

i keep doing numbers on every post because i'm too fuckable. everyone wants sex with a fat rabbit boy who can max out their credit cards in a single meal

genuinely losing my mind over how fat i am getting. it is only a matter of time before my belly ends up dominating my lap and i just can’t wait for it. once i recognise myself as a SSBHM i’m going to be satisfied

man i am so overfed right now. woof…

that and also the more photos i take the greater the potential for one-ton morphs become.

my scale almost always finds a reason to die or give me inaccurate readings so i'm just gonna have to gain as much weight as possible and hope that i managed to reach my goal weight smh

christ i'm getting so FAT it's fucking ridiculous playing with my belly is like playing with a giant ball of dough and it's addicting

man it's getting HARD to suck in my belly now... i thought i could do a good job of it but it's still paunching out very slightly...

despite my posts i am the world’s shyest gutslut which is why i never post anything publicly…

every time i post my fat gut everyone keeps calling me big and flabby and it does things to me

kind of obsessed over how big i’m getting… i’m able to sink my fingers into my navel up to my knuckles and i’m just absolutely head over heels

ugghhh fuck i’m getting so large but i wanna see how far i can take it…..

someone said i’ve got a belly cleft and ohhhh boy if that knowledge isn’t making me fantasise

man my tits do look a lot fuller than i remember them being…

thinking about cute model names for myself… Big Cutie Melly… MassiveMageSSBHM… MarshmallowMelly… so on and so forth…

between the amount of food i've been eating recently and how absurdly soft and jiggly i'm looking in both recent videos and photos it is really hard to not be idly horny about getting bigger just from the idle act of existence

mmmggguuhhh i have got to get fat enough that i overflow a mobility scooter and have big stretch marks and my gut pushes against the steering wheel while still pathetically fatfisting two burgers in both hands oh god

might get me one of them neck pillows one of these days so i can pretend i’m so fat my back fat supports my head and makes it impossible for me to move properly

frightfully horny this morning good lord

mmffghh… i woke up the wrong way this morning and now i want to be wheeled down to the heart attack grill…. i NEED to be shamelessly obese, just absolutely massive…

i crushed it. of course. was there ever any doubt?

<- this fat fucking hog is buying an extra large stuffed crust cheese pizza and will undoubtedly have yet another can of soda with it

my dream weight may be 500lbs but i would be lying if i said getting to 1200lbs, although quite a far stretch, doesn't seem appealing in its own right...

is it wrong of me to confess that i feel a slight confidence boost whenever i think about how delicious i must taste meat-wise when it comes to how fat i am i would taste sooooo sumptuous...

dude if they keep sending me these fast food deals in my emails i'm going to start idly wheezing...

fucking christ i feel absolutely massive tonight. i am just so full. the amount of leftovers we have is just crazy

>get asked to go up to the supermarket to get drinks for everyone >i accept and then wonder if i should get a pizza since it's right next to the supermarket even in spite of the fact that we've got a fucking ginormous dinner tonight

recently we have been cooking an absolutely downright ridiculous amount of food in this household. like i'm all for overindulgence but i took a look in the kitchen and we are having THREE ROAST CHICKENS for tea tonight. oh my god

i yearn to have tits the size of my head and an ass that fills the back of a pick-up truck and a gut that costs $10,000 per meal to fill

sundays are my least favourite day purely because i only ever shave on monday and thursdays as a matter of routine. as such i'm the most overgrown on a sunday and it's the freakin worst

this phenomenon is occurring a lot more often than i believe is normal...

i only have humble dreams of being fawned over for being about half a ton you know. with lots and lots and looooooots of admirers.

made an account just to buy pizza more efficiently and i felt my back billow outwards in real time ...

mind you the fact that i know i can buy three medium pizzas for $18 NZD is a cognitohazard that threatens damage to my wallet all the time surely nothing bad will happen if i go forth and buy a pizza for exceedingly cheap every time i go up to buy groceries...

god i gotta be a gainslut so badly. i cling onto some phantom notion of restraint and shame. if i got rid of it i would be fucking titanic.

one trillion pounds to melly please and thanks

what if i got so fat that people spread rumours about me and made me out to be some kinda cryptid... "dude, there's this MASSIVE guy that hangs around town. i keep seeing him frequent the pizza place near the supermarket..." "that tiny-ass joint? how does he fit through the doors?" "...forklift?"

there's something just so much more personalised about being considered the fattest in your town. everybody wants to be the fattest in the country or the world but being so fat that even in your immediate local area you're just ungodly ginormous is just. huff~

since this is my alt i shall also post it here but i have an alterspring for the folks who wish to ask me questions of all sorts. answers will be posted to my main buuuuut i will gladly answer any questions about yours truly alterspring.org/@MassiveMage

occasionally i do dream about doing some vtuber stuff. the mental image of hanging out with my friends with a cute rabbit avatar and then getting immense amounts of donations to have me chug gainerslop or something and burp into my mic just gets me...

i am surrounded by so many people willing to enable my delusions of hitting 900lbs... maybe my dream of being the fattest man in town—or even the whole of new zealand—isn't too far off the mark after all~