King Squeeze
@kingsqueeze.bsky.social
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Big dumb nerd who goes to the gym sometimes
Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday
1 day ago
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Had an unexpectedly empty sauna
2 days ago
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My Drs office lists past appointments as "previous encounters" and it makes me feel like a cryptid
2 days ago
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Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back
4 days ago
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Anybody have spare Aegislashes or mega rising chandelures they'd be willing to trade me in ptcgp? The 3β¦οΈ pulls always elude me π
5 days ago
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Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween
11 days ago
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Happy Halloween
12 days ago
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Should I give out whistles for Halloween and become the parents' most hated house on the block?
13 days ago
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Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?
14 days ago
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I have once again been mauled by the Beast
15 days ago
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Tomatoes are such weird plants because you'll slightly over water them and they'll be like "ough father I am drowning π" but if you chop their stems off and stick em in water they're all "mmm, yes, I will thrive here"
16 days ago
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One of those mornings
19 days ago
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The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason
21 days ago
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Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet
23 days ago
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pumpkin spice lerrrtte βοΈπ
about 1 month ago
Just thinking about things
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Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym
26 days ago
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Got this year's sunflower jelly canned
28 days ago
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Would you rather buy something that's very expensive but practical and not as exciting or something that's merely expensive but fun and with more limited use cases?
about 1 month ago
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I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings
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about 1 month ago
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Every once in a while I'll get a random rude comment on a post from an account that doesn't follow me and when I go to their page it's clear they're just trying to rage bait for engagement. It's like... babygirl please love yourself.
about 1 month ago
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Yup, still there
about 1 month ago
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Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?
about 1 month ago
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Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?
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about 1 month ago
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Jocktober, locktober, orctober, macrotober... October truly is the month of kink
about 1 month ago
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Tummy/titty Tuesday
about 1 month ago
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Puppy blowout day
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about 2 months ago
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Made frames out of leftover khaya for some art the husbeast got
about 2 months ago
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Fin new sticker :3c
about 2 months ago
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Whatcha doin down there
about 2 months ago
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I had a skin reaction to a tattoo long after I had it done and the Dr advised I not use that ink brand anymore, but I'm not sure how to ask my artist about it. Just ask for the brand without context? Clarify that the quality of the ink isn't in question and that it was just bad luck on my part?
about 2 months ago
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The phlebotomist was defo flirting with me at my STI screening today π
about 2 months ago
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Boop
about 2 months ago
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POV: you walked in on dad getting dressed
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2 months ago
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Who the FUCK ripped this fat vape in West Seattle
2 months ago
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Whole foods has an armed secretary guard out front. What kind of life-and-death produce heists are they expecting?
2 months ago
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Ya boy's back at it
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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FΓ‘bio Carlos π³οΈβππ»
3 months ago
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2 months ago
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Trans rig!!!
3 months ago
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Getting wet on this Wednesday morning
3 months ago
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I bought an old motor a few months ago, took it apart to clean it, and damaged it in the process. But I finally got it working again today! Feeling accomplished, even though I broke it originally, haha
3 months ago
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without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Made a dice box for a friend. Black walnut and mahogany, lined with leather. Not quite as polished as I'd hoped, but it was a fun learning experience
3 months ago
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Two neighbors have given me their house keys this week and I'm like are you sure? When did I become trustworthy and responsible?
3 months ago
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Getting creative with paint shaking
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3 months ago
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Ok, but that cute lil daddy in the latest Jurassic world is *chef's kiss*
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Made some jelly from blackberries I picked in the park
3 months ago
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