Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday

Had an unexpectedly empty sauna

My Drs office lists past appointments as "previous encounters" and it makes me feel like a cryptid

Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back

Anybody have spare Aegislashes or mega rising chandelures they'd be willing to trade me in ptcgp? The 3♦️ pulls always elude me 🙄

Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween

Happy Halloween

Should I give out whistles for Halloween and become the parents' most hated house on the block?

Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?

I have once again been mauled by the Beast

Tomatoes are such weird plants because you'll slightly over water them and they'll be like "ough father I am drowning 😟" but if you chop their stems off and stick em in water they're all "mmm, yes, I will thrive here"

One of those mornings

The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason

Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet

Just thinking about things

Tbt that time I forgot to bring fresh undies to the gym

Got this year's sunflower jelly canned

Would you rather buy something that's very expensive but practical and not as exciting or something that's merely expensive but fun and with more limited use cases?

I was repotting my catnip today and this beast stopped by to writhe in the clippings

Every once in a while I'll get a random rude comment on a post from an account that doesn't follow me and when I go to their page it's clear they're just trying to rage bait for engagement. It's like... babygirl please love yourself.

Yup, still there

Made this jank-ass lathe out of that old motor that I broke and then fixed. It's not powerful enough to produce a useful amount of resistance and I have to manually start it turning but, hey, I did it, right?

Dad gives you this look in the locker room. Wyd?

Jocktober, locktober, orctober, macrotober... October truly is the month of kink

Tummy/titty Tuesday

Puppy blowout day

Made frames out of leftover khaya for some art the husbeast got

Fin new sticker :3c

Whatcha doin down there

I had a skin reaction to a tattoo long after I had it done and the Dr advised I not use that ink brand anymore, but I'm not sure how to ask my artist about it. Just ask for the brand without context? Clarify that the quality of the ink isn't in question and that it was just bad luck on my part?

The phlebotomist was defo flirting with me at my STI screening today 😂

Boop

POV: you walked in on dad getting dressed

Who the FUCK ripped this fat vape in West Seattle

Whole foods has an armed secretary guard out front. What kind of life-and-death produce heists are they expecting?

Ya boy's back at it

Trans rig!!!

Getting wet on this Wednesday morning

I bought an old motor a few months ago, took it apart to clean it, and damaged it in the process. But I finally got it working again today! Feeling accomplished, even though I broke it originally, haha

without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

Made a dice box for a friend. Black walnut and mahogany, lined with leather. Not quite as polished as I'd hoped, but it was a fun learning experience

Two neighbors have given me their house keys this week and I'm like are you sure? When did I become trustworthy and responsible?

Getting creative with paint shaking

Ok, but that cute lil daddy in the latest Jurassic world is *chef's kiss*

Made some jelly from blackberries I picked in the park