Folks if you use crunch fitness, may I suggest a new gym. I have here manager guidance on how to deal with ICE, and it’s basically “let them in to harass patrons and your fellow coworkers as they see fit.” Tell them how repugnant they are by boycotting them. #boycott #crunchfitness #fuckice

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

I just realized that the Disney-Star Wars series ANDOR is an instructional video.

GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER: “.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish .. “.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”

In fucking disgusted. I’m off social media today.

Merry new year!!

POV: this energy for the New Year 🔥

Today in History, December 30th! Today in the year 2881, alien slugs from Altair 5 are found guilty for going back in time and causing trumps “victory.” Their entire planet is destroyed. Also today, artists choose integrity over money. @gtconway.bsky.social #todayinhistory #kennedycenter #slugs

No lies detected. I was a Mexican man in the army, it was hostile under Democrat presidents. I can’t imagine how it is under openly racist fascist ones. If you’re not following my fellow vet @usarmyoverlord.bsky.social what are you even doing with your life?? follow him! #usarmy #pocsoldier #vet

Define irony: a student at one of the most prestigious and challenging universities in the world wants to go back to a time where priests said “I know you can’t read this Bible, just trust me in what it says,” and people believed that rubbing shit on oneself kept demons away.

I must respectfully disagree, Lord of the Rings deep dive 🤣🤣🤣

If you support this person you’re a sick fuck. That’s is all.

The word ouroboros comes to mind.

Today in history, December 26th! In 2254, whales decide to hum instead of whistle, ruining decades of decoding. Also today, a worthless child rapist/ child murderer desperately tried to deflect. Next it’ll be begging. Via @youranoncentral.bsky.social #todayinhistory #pdftrump #whales #humming

Pass the word on this

What intrigues me is how they think “oh, if I drop out, that makes me free from prosecution later on.” Via @tws-website.com

At least 30 people have died in ICE custody in less than a year under the current administration. With the massive increase in detainments, conditions inside ICE detention facilities will only get worse, leading to even more deaths.

Today in history, December 23rd! In 2716, the world’s first all terrain disco was invented. 26 people were killed. Also today, a news outlet ruined its integrity for a red hat. Via @cwebbonline.com #todayinhinstory #cbs #cecot #canada

thehill.com/opinion/camp... Not true, Donnie. There's one very important job left for Congress.... IMPEACHMENT!

He’s On The List!

Emergency Press Conference: Update on the government shutdown and health care from Senator Gary Peters.

This is what I love about the Republican Party. They’re like an abusive yet needy partner who likes to hurt their SO but at the same time begs them not to leave. Nobody should return under Trump, if he really wants to be a king, let him run everything by himself.

ICE agents in Chicago are adopting family separation methods developed within the U.S. family policing system, reflecting broader state violence tactics linked to government enforcement.

Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The time is gonna come where she’s gonna be making excuses and begging for plea deals.

Predators are just as essential to an ecosystem as prey animals. There needs to be protections for endangered predators to maintain a healthy system.

Today in history, September 10th! In 2179, guns are finally outlawed. They are immediately replaced by advanced rapid fire self guiding AI controlled slingshots. Also today, gun violence takes one who advocates for it. Via @thetriibe.com #todayinhistory #charliekirk #guncontrol #slingshots

Let’s be clear, Trump declared war on Chicago.

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Of course it was unlawful

If you hate Nazis (and I know you do, you sexy little anti-fascist), go watch Freaky Tales immediately. Stop what you’re doing and watch if, you’ll thank me later! #freakytales #fucknazis

Today in History, August 21st! In 2290, time travel is invented. It’s immediately destroyed by a future version of the inventor who said “it’ll stop the cyborg beavers” before disappearing. Also today, a judge closed down Hillbilly Auschwitz. #todayinhistory #timetravel #beavers #cyborgs

Watching Civil War. The combat in this film is too accurate. There’s a moment in the final firefight where there’s a quiet moment, this is common in gunfights. It’s almost like everyone is taking a breath before they jump back into it. Film is brilliant.

Today in History, August 20th! In 2866, mutated intelligent shrimp take control of all fishing in the Atlantic Ocean, not out of love, but to force tuna into extinction. Also today, a big wimp gets told his gang is too big. #todayinhistory #shrimp #hegseth #wimp

Yes I bought Superman early, no you can’t borrow my password. But if you bring some beer or maybe a blunt you can watch it with me 😀 #superman

Today in History, August 12th! In 2671, the brave and noble soldiers of the Amoeba Planet begin their patriotic mission of wiping out the human race! Go get em boys! Also today, @governor.ca.gov make a declaration in trumps native language. #todayinhistory #california #newsom #amoebas

🚨Texas GOP Rep. Giovanni Capriglione, who wrote the law banning abortion and built his brand on moral clarity, now faces scandal over a 17-year affair and allegations he funded abortions. He admits the affair but denies ever paying for the procedures.

My wife and I went to see Superman last night, and it was inspiring. It’s the only word for it. it’s even better seeing it the opening week than it was on its 1,000th anniversary upgraded to 5D with Smell-o-vision and complimentary IMAX “happy ending”! Kindness is punk rock! #superman #punkrock

Today in History, July 22nd. In 2709, the song Crazy Train becomes the national anthem for Demento, the Insanity Planet. Also today, a legend goes to that big bat head biting metal palace in the sky. RIP Ozzy. Via Yahoo.com. #ozzyosbourne #rip #todayinhistory

Via @cwebbonline.com We can only get them to agree on reality show bullshit. To be fair I know who’s on the list being from the future and all but y’all have to find them out the correct way 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for EVERYTHING, @pbs.org ✨ We love you, we will never give up on you!The support from viewers like us for you is eternal! Public media teaches us kindness, teaches us to enjoy learning, teaches us that we all belong. PBS is my reason to stay. PBS, always and forever ❤️‍🩹💙🩵💚

Elephants are my favorite sentient creatures, in fact back in the 31st century my wife in a jar and I vacation with a lovely elephant couple every summer. last year they treated us to a lovely trip to Bruges! Before that we took them to Mexico to see the ruins of the Ford car factories. #elephant

Today in history, July 9th! In 2878, DOOP makes contact with an advanced race of Axolotls who visited Earth and influenced Aztec culture centuries in the past. Also today, equality and human decency is defended. Thanks to @charlotteclymer.bsky.social #todayinhistory #lgbtqrights #axolotls

The art of the conceal #epsteincoverup

Also today, American Exceptionalism is destroyed by the Mexican equivalent. Dont start a land war in Russia and don’t challenge Latin countries to Fútbol. #worldcup #mexico #fifa

Today in History, July 7th! In 2520, DOOP, the Democratic Order Of Planets, is formed. Earth, Luna, Mars, Vergon 9, Krypton, Dune, and the Neutral planet are the charter members. Also today, menopausal nazi Barbie lies yet again. #todayinhistory #epsteinlist #liar

Honestly if I were France I’d ask for her back. We’re not embodying the essence of Lady Liberty these days. Maybe they should take her back and refuse to give her back until we behave ourselves.

I want to know exactly what we’re celebrating today. Nothing that’s what. Thank the gods that here in my town it’ll be raining all day.

Just a million?? Shit, I’d be after at least 50

No seriously these people are fucking scum.