mahomes and karlaftis dressed for the bills funeral ikr

it's game day let's fucking gooooo

happiest of birthdays to detective olivia benson (swift), may your bowl be always full and your toys always crinkly

don't get me wrong, lover era was amazing and lover is a really good album and daylight is an absolutely beautiful song but i cannot seem to handle the anxiety in afterglow. like at all. it starts with "card sharks playing games" in cornelia street and ends up with I AM THE ONE WHO BURNED US DOWN?

back to curating my timeline carefully over here because the world seems too overwhelming anywhere else

so, how are we all feeling today?

the way taylor always acknowledges our support and makes it known that she is where she is because of us, fans, is why we keep on staying after 18 years. the media didn't do it, the music critics didn't do it; it's us and her, always

opened my eyes two hours ago and have been spiraling about the end of the eras tour since. good morning i guess

the swiftie and her 6 am haul

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes 🥹🥲

tay saying this was the most extraordinary chapter of her life SO FAR makes me want to sob because back in 2018/2019 that girl thought her days doing what she loved were numbered and close to an end and now she just KNOWS that she has so many more memorable days ahead

i did not get taken off the waitlist but oomfs did and the feeling is the same 🫶🏻

what if i get taken off the waitlist for vancouver and accidentally purchase myself and oomfs tickets for one of the last shows and then accidentally fly across the country to meet them and drive up to bc and then accidentally finally get a fearless surprise song and then cry

i just heard my baby's heartbeat for the first time so taylor swift will have to forgive me because the intro to fearless has now been downgraded to second place on my list of favorite sounds in the entire world 😭

just saved $400 by not buying the evermore guitar so now i get $400 to spend on the next merch drops

i always called it 'how to go bankrupt in 13 days'

'no one's ever had me, not like you' is one of taylor's most romantic lines when you put it into context that it is part of a song in the same album where she stated in the prologue that none of her previous romantic partners scratched the surface of who she is as a person

can't believe i randomly decided to refresh taylor's store at 9:52am and managed to get ornaments and stockings for myself and oomfs AND A VINYL CASE like when have i ever been this lucky?

anyways

losing ain't the problem, the problem is losing to the most insufferable team in the afc with the shittiest fan base you'll ever come across

it's me, i'm hoes

matt nagy when i catch you

chiefs don't piss me off lock it tf in omg

killasuperstitious ditched the yellow cleats and they now rest at the bottom of the buffalo river

KHIA QB1 HOLY SHIT

the week i take worthy off the bench he scores again? see, time outs work

got my coke zero and my pizza which means i'm ready for the chiefs to piss me off for the next three hours and a half

taylor is making it her life mission to destroy me completely then put me back together one mashup at a time in this last leg of the eras tour

having a mental breakdown while listening to the black dog on a wednesday afternoon like this was just another one of my planned activities for the day

goodbye

whoever got the motherfucking christmas tree farm dad hat, i am so jealous of you

cowboy 😭 like 😭 me 😭 work jacket coming straight home to this yeehaw girl i am so asuydasiopas

feel like throwing up and this time it ain't the morning sickness

the amount of store.taylorswift.com tabs i have open right now with the search locked and ready is ungodly but the heart wants what it wants

i'm locked tf in

casually rescheduling my 11am meeting because i'm a swiftie first and a corporate minion second

i am shaking in my lil boots help

jason: how do you know so much about vocal soothing? travis: i read up on it. i'm a big reader. his stupid ass sense of humor is the exact same as hers i need them to stop being this fucking corny for the love of god

neeeeeeew news! i am once again making a grilled cheese

the only merch item i need is the feeling of being at the eras tour bottled up so i can open it every now and then and get immediately transported back to 'it's you and me, that's my whole world' like it's the first time all over again

happy birthday to i bet you think about me you are the prettiest girl in the world with the best music video ever

taylor swift wearing green is quite possibly my favorite genre of taylor swift

i have NEVER and will NEVER get over this photo

therapy costs thousands of dollars screaming the bridge of the smallest man who ever lived is free

i bet you think about me, come to the mic sweetie ♥️

you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath does say a lot about the kind of people i was dating when i was young

woke up at 5am with daylight playing on repeat inside my head and i have no idea what this means but i'd like for my mind to play the entire song instead of just repeating the bridge over and over again for an hour

the marjorie jewelry tray is the loss of my life

also always incredibly weird when people i know irl find this account like some of them know me from very important meetings™️ and here i am yapping about taylor swift nonstop as if that's my main job

being pregnant is mind blowing because what the fuck do you mean my body is manufacturing another body like there's a leg forming inside me as i type this? bitch what?