The honeymoon has devolved into me just deepthroating hotdogs in the street.

The unspeakable things that occurred after this photo was taken…

Reading Icelandic for the first time and just being like, “…so true, bestie!”

Siri, play “Me & My Husband”

Wedding countdown: 14 days 🎊🎉

A very successful Bachelor bash 🎉🎊

I’m still in shock that Chef Anne passed. Easily one of the culinary people that I’ve learned the most from. So now, I just hold this little moment dear. 💙

Well guess what Elphaba we did

I cried a bunch!

One of a few birthday stops from today. Can’t wait for this one!

3️⃣2️⃣‼️🎉🎊🎉🎊

Pope Taco V

I’m going off the deep end

Trouble

Took a wedding shower yesterday 💙🎉🎊

My Bluesky Kitchen: Southern Macaroni & Cheese (Millie Peartree)

Happy Easter from the lake! 🐰💙

Made the Bunny cake for fiancé’s family, not too bad for a first timer!

Father…my food…why have you forsaken me?

I simply cannot get over how good Lana looks at this finale tonight!! ✨

The “have you been” part of Gayle’s comments sent ME into space.

Proud of this one! 🙌🥖

“Get me to God’s country”

Anxiety and wedding planning is such an interesting combination 🙃🤣

TITUS BURGESS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT IN OH MARY 🤣🤣🤣

Thinking about her

“How Bad Do U Want Me” is the kind of pop song that’s got me like:

Scone representation

Mental state: cried at the Lilo & Stitch trailer.

How I know I’m marrying the right guy: He immediately agreed that we can put YMCA on the do not play list for the wedding True love, folks. 🤣

Incredible

I’m paraphrasing but I saw an uplifting post today that said, “The queer community has been here long before this man ever even thought of being president and we will be here long after he’s gone. Our existence isn’t predicated on whether people believe we exist. The sun keeps on rising.” 🌈💙

Every day and always 💙 #TransLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Another Sourdough Sunday 🥖

Morning after the Tok went out and all I want to do is scroll stupid cat videos in peace. 😔

A beaut 😍

Sourdough Sunday 🥖

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The gays in Jason Kelce’s instagram live this morning! 🤣🤣🤣 …but also, yes.

X being gone off of my phone finally:

Happy New Year, friends! Seems like a great year to get married 😊

Post-Turkey Day mood (ft. one of my turkeys)

Apple Pie 2024

I did it!!

Ready for my first 26.2! 🏃‍♂️

For a show that feels so personal to me and so many other queerdos out there, I could not have asked for a better adaptation of Wicked 💖💚

The news this week!

🐔🐔🐔

My sous-chefs tonight 🐈‍⬛🐈