Fun Fact: Geese were the guest officiants at my wedding at Bonnaroo in 2024 lol

Drive is so fuckin good it has been way too long since I've watched this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Went to a Vols game yesterday, super exciting. Before the game during the anthem there was a flyover by some fighter jets and the joy I felt seeing loud planes go fast is probably the closest I'll ever be to a Republican.

I have gotta see DMB this summer it has been TOO LONG

So interesting that if Daboll didn't bail on Buffalo, he likely would've won a Superbowl with them and still had an opportunity to be a head coach. Instead, he took the quick money and will now likely be unemployed. Very cool.

TONIGHT I SEE VIAGARA BOYS

When I was 17 my mom took me to the House of Guitars in Rochester for my birthday and let me pick out a beautiful Mexican strat. My first gig with it someone stole it and I truly believe it killed my ambitions as a guitarist.

I'm gonna learn Spanish

Car spot sent me the wrong rotors so I'm waiting for the right ones to come in and boy oh boy does it suck not being able to drive yourself to work. I don't miss relying on rides at all.

I TALK A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT CASH OR TRADE BUT IT'S FOR MOMENTS LIKE WHERE I JUST SCORED 2 FLOORS FOR THE LONG SOLD OUT VIAGARA BOYS SHOW IN NASHVILLE

Love when I have a quick question for my boss and his friend from another department slips in his office before me, closes the door, and shows him YouTube videos for an hour

"It's going out today" "Sorry it'll go out tomorrow" "Def today dude" "Had to get a bigger mailer, should be tomorrow morning" Like again I appreciate the favor but I am kinda in a bind here because you won't just complete the order. I could've had another homie help but this dude insisted 😭

It sucks to work in a place that is micromanaged because what always happens is the bathroom stalls become a quasi break room and nobody can pee all afternoon. This has happened at multiple jobs I have had throughout life.

Very weird someone just rang the doorbell on my mansion and through the intercom said "Dick Cheney is dead"

Nothing worse than a homie who is doing you a favor he offered to do and then acts super inconvenienced by the whole thing. Like dawg, I appreciate it a lot but you also offered like idk why you want me to feel bad for taking you up on it lol

Brutal kick for the Falcons. Hate to see any situation that gives the Patriots a W.

Damn they really were like "What if we took the best theming for Fortnite and gave it the absolute worst item possible" 🫩

Baseball sucks lol Dodgers will 3peat because the game is pay2win 🤣

It's crazy that for 15+ years people have insisted to me that Trailer Park Boys is funny and for 15 years I've just had to sigh and go "sure buddy"

I love the Bills and will always root for them but their commitment to guys from a specific class circa 2020/2021 (Poyer,Oliver,White,Davis) is bizarre and may ultimately cost them. I like these guys and that was a great time for the Bills but what are we doing relying on them now?

For the first time in over a decade am I really considering getting an iPhone? I just feel like I'm gonna be disappointed...

You know, cash or trade is super frustrating 90% of the time. But then, days like today, I score lawns for me and Haley for $40 total and I remember why I just can't let it go ☝️

Nothing more annoying than trying to blitz a workout and there's two dudes on their phones on the last machine you need

Seems like a good time to bring this back, give me your best pre-Allen shows. I love the dude but I gotta know what a different drummer could sound like so I can ready myself.

Got a previous coworker a spot on my team and I am really regretting it lmao. They're really eager to look good rather than learn and it's creating a ton of extra work. They've also switched from outgoing to someone who fears any interaction with anyone here cause it's the corporate office 😒🤬

In many ways I have really grown up especially in the last year or so. On the other hand, here I am on my free night playing Pokemon and watching Basketball. Some things never change.

I got into Dopapod when Scotty was the drummer and thought for sure I would be done with them when he left. It was different but I learned to like it. I spent many years as a tDB hater and I'm not going back just yet. They get exactly one tour though, if this sucks it sucks and I'm out.

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First show as a bass player in the books! Sometimes I get down on myself for not being as talented or well versed in theory as my contemporaries, but I started playing this thing on Tuesday and was able to get up to speed for this weekend. 2 set show tonight, real endurance test!

I think Emerald Fennel has made bad movies so far but I would be lying to myself if I didn't say that the Wuthering Heights trailer slaps and I will be seeing it. Maybe third time's the charm?

Is it weird that I listen to podcasts at the gym? I hadn't considered it but I told someone at work today and they looked horrified lol

I love to play the bass guitar

Well, our bassist quit last night on a week where we have 2 gigs this weekend so your boy is stepping up and becoming the bassist! This train don't stop, time to practice!

If a band plays the exact times advertised (Say, 8-10) are you mad or feel slighted if they didn't play til 10:15?

If there was a place on earth with 78° weather and 0 hour of sunlight I would move there in a heartbeat #fuckthesun

Damn, was really pulling for the Mariners. Feels wrong for Toronto to be in the world series.

Man, Libertarians never miss the opportunity to remind you they are spineless and stand for absolutely nothing!

Anyone on here into basketball enough to join my casual Fantasy league? Had 2 teams drop last minute (🙄), $20 buy in casual league, we draft at 7:30pm tonight lol lmk!!!

Made the mistake of thinking I could get my homies to pay into Yahoo for Fantasy Basketball this year so I didn't have to keep track of the money and turns out they are all boomer skill level with technology and now it's not gonna let us draft cause these dudes can't figure it out 😭

Been listening to Russillo for years at this point but I just can't make the jump to Barstool. Chud network ran by the sorest winner I've ever seen. There's a lot of ways Portnoy is an asshole but his inability to humble himself is one of the worst. RIP my Monday/Wednesday/Friday podcasts

Ya boy is going to attempt to replace his own pads and rotors this weekend wish me luck

One thing I will never understand is backing into parking spaces. Especially when they clog up the land. The amount of time it takes, you could just back out when you leave and be done with it. It's always a big ass truck too.

I like classic rock as much as the next guy but it should be child abuse to only let your kid listen to shit you like. Half of childhood is loving songs that make you cringe later in life. Don't Rob your children of age appropriate culture cause you think it's cool to "raise them 80s"

Like once a month I'll text a small group of friends around 11pm to remind them that Dopapod was the best to ever do it youtu.be/ZnOLqXGIpL8?...

The Caverns is an incredible venue but these fees are fucking outrageous. I go to like 10% of the shows I wanna see there because of this shit. @thecavernstn.bsky.social

Week one I accidentally dropped Cam Skattebo when I meant to drop Kendre Miller because I have fat ass fingers. This will be my final season of fantasy football lol.

Idk if this makes me heartless or what but it drives me insane when people cant move on from shit. I probably internalize everything to a fault but I can't imagine burdening people for months and years with my shit cause things didn't go as planned.

Sleep Token is so bad lmao

UFC is something that has always vaguely interested me but Dana White is such a blowhard and now they're sucking off the POTUS on his birthday I think I can just close that door for good.