One funny think about Chattanooga is I have now jammed with 3 different bands in the same storage unit complex

Just got a great phone call from a friend who is finally in rehab and feeling good about it. I'm also thrilled that, after years of being most people's "fucked up friend" I am now a touchstone for my friends as they get sober. New, better lives for everyone! Fuck alcohol!

I think this is a perfect album

Today is the day I finally see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

Went crazy hard at being a nerd this weekend at MagicCon in Atlanta. Incredible event, can't wait for next year ✌️ #MagicConATL

I am at a Magic the Gathering convention

Waiting for my last machine to open up at the gym and dude is sitting there watching tik Tok I hate this planet fitness lol

I feel like Fantasy Football really robs my joy for the game, but the league I'm in is my only connection to some old friends that I don't want to lose so I suffer through it every year. I do miss when I was able to enjoy games though.

Okay next year for fantasy if a guy sucks he is benched immediately. This "waiting to see" on Calvin Ridley has me 0-3 now and for what? To know what I knew week 1?

Damn thought going to the gym on my day off would be nice but it's full of old people who can barely walk just sitting on every machine.

Has a coach ever been more fired than Mike McDaniel rn???

I can't wait for PTA to hit Fortnite it will be the second best day of my life

Started seriously working out for the first time in my life and used the ab crunch machine yesterday, brutal. This morning I took a dab before heading out to work and while coughing in traffic my ab muscle cramped and I thought I was about to experience that scene from Alien.

Billy Strings and Luke Black crushing it in Chattanooga tonight at a 2000 seat venue. I was able to secure tickets because Billy had a "locals only" pre-sale that gave people who lived in certain zip codes in the immediate Chatt area first shot at tickets. Such a cool experience.

Amazing, intimate show tonight in Chattanooga. Maybe a little to intimate, way too many chompers! This was a hard ass ticket, imagine wasting yours to loudly yell to your friends over beautiful acoustic guitars! Still kick ass though, super psyched for full band Billy tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I'm sure you all already guessed but this is in regards to Billy Strings. Those bluegrass cuties are serious I guess.

I will never understand why venue posters aren't a timed edition or something. I understand you can only print so many for the show but it really sucks that because I work an adult job and don't have time to wait hours like a wook, I will not get any print for either of these shows #WookWorldProblem

Josh Allen hit Sauce Gardner with the "you can't see me" after spinning out of the sack attempt

Day 1! Having a smoothie for the first time ever and this is pretty bomb!!! Got my workout in this morning 🔥

Just got home from an incredible 2 nights of Phish, tomorrow I begin a 15 week diet and exercise program! Cheers to mixing the old with the new!

Last night was incredible! Birmingham kinda sucks as a city but damn is this venue nice! Hoping for weird Phish tonight, Saw it Again and Egg In A Hole 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Remember Remember the 11th of September

Was really hoping to finally get Ya Mar in Birmingham but otherwise really looking forward to the next 2 nights!

Tomorrow I see Phish with Haley for the first time since we moved and got married! So excited!

It is so exhausting being put through the ringer by the people you love near constantly

I just can't believe how often some of my friends are injured. Like a cast a year almost, doesn't it get exhausting being so clumsy???

The drive in movie is an incredible display of who knows how their car works and who is a complete moron

What is going on in this Vols game? Feel like I've seen 10 players go down so far 🫣

One thing about playing with non jam-bands is they have to have so many songs ready for gigs. I'm playing an hour set tonight and had to learn as many songs as I would for a 3 hour, 2 set jam show lol

PHISH PASSED SECURED

Adults who are still mad that "life's not fair" need like that most insanely big reality check of all time

Constantly at my wits end it's insane. I need something to change.

It's crazy how the people who are "sick of Taylor Swift" are the ones flooding my feed constantly with memes about her. She lives rent free in so many minds who are desperate to let you know they don't like her. Very glad I left all my hater energy in my 20's lol

Man, I haven't been on Twitter in awhile (for obvious reasons) and just checked it out for some reason. At this point it's all rage-bait. Just post after post of incels ganging up on women and minorities. We are so fucked it's insane.

What is it with the most talented drummer you've ever heard always wanting to be the most average rhythm guitar player instead lol

Man, two killer singles from Thrice so far. All signs point to this album being a banger, maybe I should go see them in Atlanta 🔍

I hope this was dope I liked the demo

Cash or Trade is so nerve wracking lmao I just wanna know if I'm getting these tickets already!!!!

It's crazy how many people play Magic the Gathering and keep the information like a secret between their playgroups 🤣 I feel like every couple weeks I learn another one of my friends has been playing for years

My very religious coworker just got 2 kittens and Im trying to convince her to name them BODY and BLOOD

Just had a toaster strudel, what a delight! Sometimes going to the grocery store high and shopping the weekly sales pays off 🔥

Are you allowed to get a dog and not name it Piper if you've seen the band Phish? Cause based on the amount of dogs I know named Piper, I'd guess it's required 🤣

Is there anyone more entitled than a cyclist riding in the middle of the road?

When I was like 22 I was asked by some friends to play keys for their band. It was my favorite band I'd ever been a part of and I truly believe if we had all been at the same point in our lives when it happened, we could've really been something. They reunited over the weekend after 7 years apart.

Hey you, if you've got to go to UPS, USPS, FedEx etc. I'm begging you to do some basic critical thinking before you get to the front of the line. And please don't bring your kids. Fuck.

Just scored Black Moth Super Rainbow tickets on CoT after being on the lookout for months and it turned out to be the same person who hooked us up with Fountaines D.C. tickets 🔥

I think I'm gonna watch Star Trek finally

Some days I think I could take an extended break from weed and then I remember I work in a corporate office and I have an obnoxious boss and I'd probably just drive off the bridge on my way home if I didn't have a dab to look forward to 😑