It’s actually deceptively easy to sext with couples today

FEUD: ATLANTIS

My absolute shock that the wicked title card you’ve all been posting is a full ass 15mins into the movie…

Saturday night on bluesky

Ask her more. Is your pussy pistachio? Citron? Conifer? Meadow?

What is this feeling…oh Jon M. Chu’d that.

Have alas passed the threshold of irl friends on here to be posting nudes. But spiritually I stand with you all

A 30min YouTube video with captions counts as a book

"May fat cock Friday be with you.", "and also with you."

Gays of bluesky

This week I’ve really been taking the lyrics of defying gravity and holding space with that.

Was gonna have a foursome with another couple that came over to play Mario kart but their behaviour at winning the double stars at the end was so undignified we couldn’t go through with it

Happy Wicked day everyone

I was insane for this

likes not going through, posts not going through

watching a live podcast is crazy bc it’s usually just a powerpoint

Oh you’re not a bottom of bluesky? Fucking prove it

We won’t know if bluesky has the juice unfortunately until a major awards show

✅

Gm bluesky

Everybody be cool, my husband joined this app

Truly no way of knowing how a photo will crop when you post it here. Kinda fun!

I don’t know if I like Bluesky as much as it’s made twitter feel unbearable by comparison

When I was like 20(?) I answered a random guy on Grindr. He was part of Elton’s team and he gave me (and my sister) front row tickets to his show that night. This is how close I was.

Oomf is in my skircle but I’m not in theirs so I can’t post it

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Vaccine kicking my ass rn

This song is still on notice as far as I’m concerned

Could never win a lookalike competition (I’m too singular) 😕

Wow everyone got their little gay of Bluesky quote ready?

The entire time I was on Twitter I never knew you could repost videos, so I constantly would just screen-record and put them into a little folder. Gonna pay off handsomely over here I think.

Wallet, watch, phone and keys

A Fatima who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops

Stealing your tweets, but only the bad ones so you can hear how dumb you sound

My problem? Too much love to give.

Seeing ads for a tote bag I’m certain could change my life

Gm

Outstanding moment in Juror #2 when one of the Jurors says “oh you mean confirmation bias” and then turns to the person beside and repeats in a hushed knowing tone ‘confirmation bias’

Someone lock the door omg

Bluesky is very ‘let’s have a Kiki’ into ‘Turkey Lurkey Time’ mashup

Seeing your own posts under the ‘popular with friends’ tab. Like ya, they better be

Not a judgement, never a judgement, but a LOT of Pokémon here

Need bedding recommendations

I’m gonna miss her

Reskeet the profile peek

Seeing a lot of hole and pole here

The problem with threads was everyone was there, the great thing about Bluesky is just the right no ones are

Ya know what, maybe for the best

I see everyone’s using this as an opp to try out a fun new pfp as well

For an all too brief moment, we were all equal here