Too afraid to see a horror movie in theatres? Sit by someone even more terrified than you. Their fear will distract you.

Ethan Hawke? Margaret Qualley? Hyperspecific musical theatre lore? PRETTY SURE RICHARD LINKLATER’S BEEN READING MY DREAM JOURNAL AGAIN 😭

Watching a horror movie to relax my nervous system.

Today seems like the perfect day to see a movie. Or two. Maybe three.

The Black Phone franchise really nails the anxiety I have about answering my phone for ANYONE.

I don’t just go see horror movies. I sit in the front row and make direct eye contact with the killer to assert dominance.

A scene-by-scene analysis is a must. #AfterTheHuntMovie is now showing at Regal! Get tickets now: https://regmovi.es/4n9r4LK

If I could choose anyone to be my angel, Keanu Reeves would be in my top 5.

Are you the soot sprite that’s juggling three different tasks or the one that’s just simply vibing? #SpiritedAway is showing at Regal this Saturday! Get tickets now!

Calling all movie-loving angels 😇 #GoodFortune is showing at Regal this Thursday! Get tickets now!

Step 1: Go to an afternoon movie. Step 2: Ignore your Slack. Step 3: Achieve peace.

JLo singing? ✅ JLo dancing? ✅ Me absolutely seated? ✅

You ever watch a horror film so scary that you hold the hand of the stranger next to you? Yeah.. me neither…

How hyped are you for Tron: Ares [on a scale of one to Nine Inch Nails] ?!

Tron: Ares in 4DX?! I’ve been preparing for this since 2010.

Come for the movie, stay for the nachos.

“Can I keep you?” has got to be one of the most iconic lines. #Casper is now showing at Regal for its 30th anniversary!

If you don’t stay through the end credits, babe, that’s “unfinished business” to me. #Casper

October is National Pizza month, so I will finally be trying Sour Patch Kids as a topping.

This cracked my brain open a little 🍿

#TheStrangersMovie - Chapter 2 is why I prefer pets over people.

Thank you, #TheStrangersMovie - Chapter 2 for reminding all of us to lock all of our windows, doors, and to live in places with controlled entry and exits.

It’s a big day for millennials and Chad Kroeger, Spider-Man (2002) is back in theatres.

In honor of #GabbysDollhouse: The Movie now showing in theatres, we are instituting a temporary restriction on cat puns while on property. Only 2 per customer, per visit. Any more would be… a catastrophe.

I’m not saying it’s a good idea, but I like to think that skipping the first day of school every year since high school to go to the movies helped prepare me for this job.

If the hang doesn’t look like this, I don’t want it… #GabbysDollhouse: The Movie is now showing at Regal. Get tickets now. 🎟️: https://regmovi.es/4ljIoM1

“I’ll have just a small popcorn.” - famous last words

I think my mom thought football in high school was like #HIMMovie, which is why I was forced to join the AV Club.

True serenity is a 10am screening.

I just overheard someone tell their friend, “I’ll just wait to see it on streaming…” and, buddy, you need new friends.

This is a sacred experience.

My happy place includes me and 100 strangers all laughing together at the same scene.

“See, see, THIS is why you’re better off sitting down and eating popcorn.” - me immediately after #TheLongWalk

I was really concerned with how many adults were bringing toys into the theatre, but then I remembered Toy Story is celebrating its 30th anniversary this week.

If Julie Andrews stopped singing after "the hills are alive…” The Sound of Music would be a VERY DIFFERENT FILM.

My mom would like the other moms out there to know that she’s seeing Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale at 7:20 PM if they want to join her.

I’m cranking it to 11 all week in honor of Spinal Tap II: The End Continues 🤘

Sometimes all you need is to watch a trailer for a movie you didn’t know you wanted to see.

PSA: Avoid theatre 4. Someone took the real life Annabelle doll in there to watch #TheConjuring: Last Rites and it hasn’t been the same since.

With #TheConjuring: Last Rites now showing, I would like to thank everyone involved with the franchise over the last 12 years and for scaring my coworker Brenda more times than I can count. Here’s to one last “OH MY GOD, I CAN’T LOOK!”

Splitsville is a great reminder that sometimes it’s ok not to say things.

Ed and Lorraine Warren are back on the big screen! Which means I’m not sleeping for weeks 😅 #TheConjuring: Last Rites

Who needs a spa day when you can sit in silence in a dark room for 2 hours?

Popcorn should be its own food group.

My neighbor ALSO didn’t love it when I asked them to hold me after 😨 #TheConjuringLastRites is showing at Regal TODAY. Get tickets now: https://regmovi.es/4mcGWw5

Inside look at my aesthetic.

Being the first one in a theatre isn’t just commitment, it’s a power move.

Finally, a workout routine I can stick to.

We like ‘em a little toxic. #TheToxicAvenger is playing at Regal TODAY. Get tickets now: https://regmovi.es/46olkrY

We listen and we don’t judge. See Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 for the Back to Hogwarts Marathon at Regal TODAY. All tickets are just $9.75. Get yours now: https://regmovi.es/3Vatm0z