Penelope Keith done it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF6R...

#Pointless "We asked 100 people to name a reaction to Alexander Armstrong having to pay VAT on posh private school fees. You said 'give a shit' Let's see how many people said they give a shit.....

No, Elmo. No.

#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

#Corrie Apparently Carla's magazine isn't very good.

#Corrie Weatherfield Police arresting the wrong person again.... yawn.

#Corrie Dylan planning to run to South America. If Sean was any kind of a father, he'd go with him. I'm willing to start a gofundme to pay the fare.

#Corrie Kev's the only one talking sense. Mascara Mason was a wrong 'un.

#Corrie Dylan lad, if it's a choice of being handcuffed by D.S. Blondie and thrown in a cell to rot, or living in a pokey flat with Sean Tully, it's a no-brainer.

#Corrie time

#Corrie Yeah. Run down the ginnel at the side of the shop, where they can beat you up. Don't run into the shop.

#Corrie Dirk Alert!

#Corrie "Distressing scenes of criminal activity" It's Dev's acting!

#MaskedSingerUK Spag Bol - Kate Garraway

#MaskedSingerUK Kingfisher sounds very like Harry Hill

#MaskedSingerUK I know who Tattoo is.

#MaskedSingerUK I've worked out who is hiding behind the costume. It's Right Said Fred

#TheTraitors Is that Jack a son of Gary Barlow?

#Corrie Michelle Connor mention. I miss her

#Corrie Weatherfield General A&E surprisingly quiet for New Year's Day

#Corrie I think Mason should take Besty to Delphine's.

Happy New Year folks.

Is there owt else like that @skircle.bsky.social thing that I can play with on here? We need more famous people on here for me to annoy.

Don't know who half of them are, and I never talk to Carol Vorderman, so why is she so high?

#Corrie "I've got ya nose"

#Corrie Kit has tweaked Dec's nose!!!!

#Corrie Has Carla become a novice in the art of Ecky Thump?

#Corrie Audrey could knock Ant & Dec out. Not the scariest gangsters.

#Corrie time

#Corrie Is Gemma's hair the thing they warned us about at the start?

#RoyalVarietyPerformance Stephen Mulhern has made Amanda Holden disappear. Give the man a knighthood.

#StrictlyFinal #Strictly Got to feel a bit sorry for the other 3 finalists. Any of them would have been deserved winners of any other series. They've just come up against something extraordinary.

#StrictlyFinal #Strictly Just wondering, is there anyone at all out there who isn't actually in love with Dianne Buswell?

#StrictlyFinal #Strictly That was a proper showdance. Easily the best. But she is a dancer.

#StrictlyFinal #Strictly Time to vote for Chris and Dianne.

#StrictlyFinal Don't like that. Just flinging her about. Gymnastics isn't ballroom dancing.

#StrictlyFinal Motsi's outfit must have cost a fortune. Look at the size of the Barcode.

#Strictly Final time. C'mon Chris & Dianne

#Corrie Les Dawson, Evelyn? Surely it was Terry Wogan in your day?

#Corrie I hope Jenny Bradley is going to get that sofa deep cleaned.

#Corrie The prison woman looks the most likely to have battered Frankie.

#Corrie 22 minutes in before the first copper appears. It's a record!

#Corrie Go upstairs Maxy, while they steal the kid.

#Corrie time

An incredible collection of That London?! Techniques in tonight's #corrie!!

#Corrie Nice one Max. Big gob.

#Corrie South of France? #Gailxit

#Corrie time