🍷👻🍕 Today instead of blowing up your humps, try kissing a Mogwai on the forehead Moots & Co!

Another relatable art meme 👻

Void post: I believe it’s completely unfair that we are not going to welcome back the year 1996 this festive season. Like why does it have to be a new year? Why not an old one full of the devils we already know? And the original chemical strawberry Nesquik and fruit loops 😿

☕️👻🍪 This years Christmas will be sponsored by Terrifier Tuesday because isn’t it just terrifying how fast this time of year comes around Moots & Co🙀 *FYI I don’t give a damn atm about my typos because a part of my brain is on vacation and my phone demon has returned!

Here we have a polar bear carefully crossing over the ice via arming crawling and looking glum once they’d reached safer ground. This is like those first moments out of bed but once fully upright you’re in zombie mode until that second coffee and then you’re just in zombie mode light 👻

Current situation post: There is a psychopath after me. And even though I’ve killed it before it keeps resurrecting itself just to hurt me again and again with its hellish and stingy itch inducing poison!!! If the devil exists, it’s a freaking mozzie and it’s in my bedroom trying to eat me!

🍪👻🥛 Ma’s away again and it’s the season to get your spice on Moots & Co!

👻🍷 Oh hello there. How’s life been treating you? As for me, I’ve been battling my chronic illness, some spinal issues and semi blindness. But that’s just how it is, all must happen at the same time because that’s how the universe reminds you that you’re still alive Moots & Co!

Hey Moots & Co The incident at Bondi beach this afternoon has officially been confirmed as a terrorist attack. The Australian government (My Government), NSW police and other authorities are still investigating and have asked for calm. Tonight many families are grieving.

🍳👻🍹 My brain is fried due to the day of the week…. Keep your brains fresh by walking in the fresh air and listening to your surrounds more often this weekend Moots & Co!!!

🍪👻🍷 Hope you’re all having or going to have a bloody awesome Thursday Moots & Co! Oh and the perfect gif for my return from migraine hell 😺

🥤👻💊 Moots & Co I have had a migraine attack since Saturday night that is freaking killing me 😿 Hopefully I will recommence being an annoying little shite before the week ends.

Of course my new Christmas plush is a zombie like snowman plush. Us spooky ones never stop being spooky, we just change the spooky themes to suit the occasion 👻

🍦👻🥤 It’s an ice screaming kinda day and where I live it seems to be ending with grumbling skies and the wind playing with peoples outdoor furniture like an over tired toddler that wants something and wants nothing at the same time Moots & Co!

Right now in Sydney post: Nothing says bushfire season more than thick smoke in the seaside air every third day 😷 And summer days are filled with lovely Insta skin cancer rays because the sun shines differently here 😎 My use of gifs will return in the near future btw 👻

Why is it when you’re in a rush you poke your eye with the mascara, drop your toothbrush on the floor, miss your mouth sipping coffee, get attack by toe hating furniture, your pocket gets caught on door knobs, your pee takes forever and you walk out the door wearing your indoor fluffy slippers?

Because it’s been quiet here lately post: Banana cookies are freaking awesome with coffee 🍪+🍌+☕️=💗

🍪👻🥛 It’s a baked brain kinda day so tonight I will be eating 2 large serves of bolognese pasta bake because carbs are my first true love Moots & Co!!!!

🍷👻🍪 Sometimes the best thing you can do for you is surround yourself with people who will show up to chat irl and without a time limit, help you in a practical way and not just advise, and most importantly give you some of their nourishing blood Moots & Co!!!

Just going to leave my first proper abstract painting here (I’m not sure if it’s finished) while this place seems to be very very quite 🙀

🪓 👻🍪 The beast in me turns a little homicidal when it hears Christmas music, therefore it’s been decreed (by me) that I must stay away from any shopping centre until this bloody season is over…. At least Krampus is coming to visit and maybe some psycho gingerbread men Moots & Co!

👻🥀 Surviving today was like trying to navigate through the desert during an overcast day without a compass… And although I’m half ded, I’m also half alive wanting some peace and quiet Moots & Co!!!!

Today my uterus is attacking me in ways that can only be described as being similar to The Battle of Hastings 😿

When others finally find a rotten egg on bluesky I already knew about it’s time for the little victory dance

🍳 👻🍟 A gif of what is going on in my head on this fried brain kinda day that is a typical weekend eve for anyone whoever is over 35 because wtf is going on Moots & Co!

Not my holiday but here’s a thanksgiving gif anyway…. Or is it just an excuse for me to post a ridiculous gif 👻

🍝 👻🍷 Today is all about those little warm red things you all have moving inside Moots & Co!

🍚👻🧃 I present to you all a typical East Sydney Wednesday during the Christmas season via gif form. Gotta love watching the young magpies around here learning how to adult because it’s soo freaking relatable Moots & Co!

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🍪 👻🥛 So my neighbours adult step kids are Christmas lovers… I wonder if they’ll leave cookies and milk out for the man with the sack 😺

Dear Time Would you kindly just stop moving so fast for just a few moments please. It would just be nice to have at least one year that doesn’t move at light speed. Thank you ☺️ in advance.

🗡️👻🛡️ The monday vibe today as represented in a gif… it’s a cruel one today but you can get through it and if not you will be remembered for your courage and bravery just for making the effort. *Ma advises that being delusional comes with more perks then being practical, so daydream away folks 😸

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🍦👻🏹 Introducing the family Christmas gathering gif where all is not merry and rather very incredibly fiery but at least we have gifts with our biffs…. It’s a triggering season for those who have trauma so please don’t be a wanker or else the evil one will come knocking on your door Moots & Co!

🍳👻🍟 Fried mushy brain is on the menu tonight Moots & Co!

🍷👻🥀 I’m bloody thirsty Moots & Co!

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🕯️👻🧨 Always remember that math is an important part of your education because when dealing with explosive materials things can go horribly wrong if you miscalculate the measurements Moots & Co💥

After three accidents I somehow managed to paint some sort of hidden ghost image that is sometimes behind the gold fog but the effect only works irl sorry 😶‍🌫️👻🌫️

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👻🍕 Oh my freaking gosh it’s bloody Christmas soon and that Moots & Co is the true horror because didn’t Christmas just happen like a few months ago 🙀 🎵It’s the most terrifying time of the year🎶

👻 Hey Moots & Co! It’s been a long enough break you all had from me don’t you think?😹

Oh my freaking gosh 🙀 The final micro plushy is a bat 🦇 It’s kinda tubby like some of the bats that hang out in my yard who eat all the fruit then poop all over the place 😹 *I wish I had a proper camera to take pics of my cheeky flying gremlins 🖤

🎃Reposting my poem from last year because why not🎃

Where I’m from Halloween happens in the spring time and there is something truly magical about the dead rising with the flowers during a the cold sunshiny day 🌺💀🌸 *And tonight we have thunder and lightning 👻

🩸🖤🎃👻🎃🖤🩸 Happy Halloween Moots & Co!

Earlier this month I just couldn’t resist and had to buy these freaking cute earrings and scrunchies 🎃 Halloween is truly the season of spooky adorable things that deserve to be my property 👻🖤

Day 12 we have a micro toffee apple that looks like a large blueberry dipped in blood with some sprinkles 🙀🫐🩸 One more left 🎃

🍷👻🧠 The feeling that one must eat brains with their spicy fermented blood like wine, that may or may not be real blood, on this Blood Thirsty Thursday is strong enough to raise the dead; and of course I know this post makes no sense 🎃 Have a fantastic bloody day Moots & Co!

Oh my freaking gosh! Day 11 is a micro vampire cat and it’s not even blood thirsty Thursday today 😸 Enjoy blowing up your humps and plotting revenge against your enemies because that’s what Wednesdays are all about Moots & Co 🍷👻🖤