Stephen Miller got his white house job by winning a Pee-wee Herman lookalike contest. I can't decide if Miller most closely resembles a skin tag or an anal polyp.

I no longer refer to a dim-witted person as being "dumb as a stump" I now use the phrase "dumb as a trump".

So now Donald Drump wants to run an escort service in the gulf of Hormuz. I think he has finally found something he is qualified to do.

Maybe we can negotiate a joint custody agreement with Denmark. The US would have Greenland on weekends and holidays. Trump can be given a nice shinny medallion or maybe made a ceremonial king.

Our felon president is going to meet with the war criminal dictator of Russia on our soil in Alaska. Putin wants to get the old empire back together which included Alaska. During a news conference today, Trump twice referred to the upcoming meeting as being on Russian soil. I have a bad feeling.

‪ People who think everything in the bible is without error or contradiction have probably never read the entire book from genesis to revelation. People who think Trump is a genius have probably never read the entire transcript of one of his rambling speeches.

Now that ICE is clearing out all the migrant farm workers it's time for all you MAGA people to hit the fields. Roll up your sleeves to show off those tattoos, put on your red hats and show the world what good red-blooded Americans can do. (Try to last one full day at least).

Trump supporters want to make America great again. I don't know what year they want to take us back to, but I would suggest going back to the tax rates of the past. The top rate in 1960 was 91%, 1970 71.75%, 1980 70.00%. The top rate is now 37%. Take the tax rate back to any of those great years.

I remember back years ago, Republican senators would pull a slim version of the Constitution out of their coat pocket, they would wave it around and proudly proclaim their aleagence to that book. I wonder where they keep their copies now.

Just going to sit and watch the playoff games today. What, you don't like football. You want to go for a walk instead. Oh, okay I'll record the games.

Winter solstice is nice but I'm ready for the other solstice. I took this picture last summer. Love my tree frogs.

Otto and Olivia otter stop by every winter to eat the large bass and bluegills in our pond. They leave the little fish to grow up for next winter. Fun to watch. Drives our dogs crazy.