Sorry, it's already been done!

Your babygirl is my babygirl now. I just made a copy of your babygirl.

Clone Emet? How about you're dead? I'll drag you right byyyyy your cloak

Driving in my carriage after some wine, hey that looks like an ascian swine,

// Had a very silly idea. Please describe your ships in Chuck Tingle style titles.

// My Thancred alt ended up weirdly looking very vampire-esque so now I am half tempted to make a Vampire Thancred RP account.

Emet-Selch showing hole

You are all so mean to me.

My pull out game is weak, but you know what's strong? My balls.

TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.

TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.

//Here, have a very low effort meme

// I think I ran out of funny, it's sleep time

Winner?

Aw, you're no fun. (Shoots a rabbit instead.)

(Pointing it at himself.) But I can permanently change the course of your life.

(Takes out gun.)

Like what?

But then I have no purpose! Should I remove my life?

Am I not the perfect creation? We shall rejoin the worlds together:)

I am like a doll. No dick, no balls, no clit, but six toes on each foot.

I can also turn my head 360°.

I have lived a thousand, thousand weeks. I have broken bones, fought monsters, grown ill, grown tired. Adopted children and yes, welcomed death's sweet embrace on multiple occasions to no avail. For what feels like eons I have observed the Emets and found them WANTING.

Well, I assume I was meant to be like this, because I am the only clone that survived, after all.

//You can tell this creature was created by Amon/Fandaniel

No, I was meant to be like this.

I am boiling in my own skin.

Love drawing depressed dogs.

//Is this a good time to reveal that "clitically" was a complete accident?

//I call it clitical thinking

HOT!

//I did it, everyone. My fiancé is divorcing me for this.

Reminds me of home...

//lrt: Have the OC first since y'all seemed to like him.

ㅤ ㅤ he said "please don't go away" he said "please don't go away" i said "it's too late" i said "it's too late" ≪ #ffxivrp \\ #xivrp \\ #mvrp ≫

(Minecraft OOF noises.) I love an Azem that can beat me up. (Most foul breath upon thee--)

Wife's home, pack it up everyone!

// As a PSA: i want to make it abundantly clear: if you actively consume anything to do with the harry potter universe, i think you are a foul human being with no empathy, which is why you get no empathy from me either. i don't care for nostalgia.

// I guess it's Legitimate Emet-Selch and Traumatized By Zeus Guy time

// Last chance to put in your votes. I'll do a canon and an OC.

// Help a guy out strawpoll.com/poy9k8kzPgJ

// Help a guy out strawpoll.com/poy9k8kzPgJ

(PERISHES--)

But you adore me, warrior.

snuffingway

// I should potentially make a serious account here since I am not able to be funny every time I want to roleplay

HELLO THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE GARLEAN ARMY? I PROMISE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.

IT'S SELQUE

// I guess i should make a pin tweet first: Hi, I am Xio, this is a parody account