Hands up if you’ve ever been to the Brexit Sex Dungeon

When's Liz Truss joining?

Farage. Trump. Putin. Le Pen. A decade on and the best bit is that the voters actually believe things are going to change.

It's the economy, stupid en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_...

Reform = Con s̶e̶r̶v̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶

Not even Kemi Badenoch would have treated poor Bob this bad. Ever.

Easy win for Zahawi over either Farage or Jenrick.

What did you say, Nigel? “Hand on heart”, was that it, Nigel?

The logical conclusion can only be that on each of his transgressions - his racism, his rule breaking, his corruption- she simply decided to bide her time ‘til he tripped himself up, as she knew he would eventually do. Helluva long game there, Kemi

So, in order that he *doesn’t* do the Tories a favour, Farage is effectively forced into welcoming Jenrick into his Reform Party whether he doesn’t like him.

More likely to be the time difference between what McSweeney tells the No. 10 spox to say and and what Sir Keir decides to say before he too receives the official No. 10. line from Morgan

When they say ‘lying around’, do they mean ‘hacked’?

‘Birds of a feather, flock together’

“Don't believe a word that he says on anything.” - Nigel Farage, when referring to Robert Jenrick in October 2024

Evergreen skeet ⬇️⬇️

Evergreen skeet ⬇️

And thus, Robert Jenrick joins the ranks Liz Truss and a vast swath of the nations’ voters by becoming perennially “politically homeless”.

“Secret plotting” is definitely my favourite kind of plotting.

‘If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.’ -Margaret Thatcher

Aside from the fact that Government could always decide to reduce state pensions in the future. ‘Pensions’ are not one of life’s two guarantees.

Does anyone describe themselves as “centre left” any more?

With friends like this, who needs enemies. bsky.app/profile/rent...

Elizabeth. And Elizabeth the second.

26 years ago, there were no food banks. Now, because of rising food, rent and bills, and our poor social security system there are over 1,400.

Of course, images don’t always need to be generated by AI in order to be sickening

Keir Starmer has said that living standards will be turning a corner this year. We discussed the likelihood of that here ⤵️ buff.ly/VorS4Kw

…and, for now at least, there’s still Twitter

NEXT WEEK: How does a 5-MP party - whose leader conducts radio interviews concurrent with PMQs - not make its voice heard at Westminster? (All joking aside, I’d highly recommend finding the time to listen to this really informative and interesting podcast).

That Stratford-Upon-Avon’s second most famous son should only infer literal meaning from the words of Faulconbridge (the Bastard); ‘Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail, And say there is no sin but to be rich; And being rich, my virtue then shall be To say there is no vice but beggary’

*Ahem

Thankfully, no one’s rocked up in a bikini

Anyone know what Brendan’s up to these days?

Someone ought to ask Kemi Badenoch if this is her vision for Britain’s ‘Removals Force’ A ‘Removals Force’ she says will “remove 150,000 illegal immigrants a year” from Britain. www.conservatives.com/our-borders-... bsky.app/profile/cweb...

Zahawi is just yet another example of why people returning to a reopened Jurassic Park was in fact a believable narrative.

“Never trust a Tory”

Data source: Elon Musk’s Twitter account

“London is falling”. Apparently.

The “Secret” room 😉

‘This Zahawi bloke’s appeared out from under a rock. Avaricious sort of chap, isn’t he, really? I mean, clearly a lunatic.’

Nadhim Zahawi *Chancer* of the Exchequer 5 July 2022 - 6 September 2022

Proof, if ever you needed it that the general voting public has no idea what it wants.

Old New Labour.