“Who are you?”

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Just your commoner-garden “working class” kind of people, as now defined by Your Party.

Yeah, this is definitely going to work

Journalist: “Mr. Farage, why *did* you meet Russian Ambassador Alexander Yakovenko and what did you discuss? And why did you subsequently lie about the fact that you had met him?”

Presumably the “key people from Reform” in question here must be Lee Anderson, Andrea Jenkyns and Nadine Dorries.

Something they all struggle to grow out of.

They want to run the country, apparently

Despite her best efforts, not convinced she’s going to be able to fully laugh this one off.

Yeah, but regaining our Sovereignty means that Brexit will forever not be an ‘abject and complete failure’.

“Popularity”

JC, always with his finger on the pulse!

You’re not going to believe that there are so many ways they’re able to self-sabotage their own Your Party.

Option C: Unending argument about who is/are the true leader(s) of Your/You’re/Their/They’re/There Party, notwithstanding tomorrow’s result(s).

Here’s hoping not too many get to read Julian’s latest Substack blog.

Badenoch is mercy killing the rump of the Conservatives. Leave her alone.

The Johnson govt actively encouraged major outdoor sporting events due to their misbelief* that outdoor mass gatherings would be the solution to the spread of COVID at indoor gatherings. *Lies

Limited edition branded shirt: £349 each Cameo online Birthday greeting: £70 each Speech at Crypto conference: £30,000 Spout the same propaganda lines that your best mate has been found guilty of spouting in return for Russian bribes: No charge (allegedly).

Nigel Farage, June 2nd 2017

A week on Political Twitter is too long a time.

Labour’s “Fairer Society” update:

‘August 2025 Kemi Badenoch’ (I’ve rejected God) versus ‘November 2025 Kemi Badenoch’ (quoting St Paul’s advice to Timothy in the Bible in an attempt to prove Welfare spending is “unchristian” really is quite the wild ride, isn’t it?

That’d be the townland of Ballylemon, just alongside of Ballinamuck [Báile Na Muic; Town(land) of the Pigs].

I think what he’s telling us is that it’s all the fault of the Tories.

Thankfully, after this week’s Budget, everyone now believes Labour is party of the Left again!

Journalists. Always with the need to double-check the manifesto.

‘Is Nigel Farage a Russian asset?’ It’s SOOOOOOOOOOO hard to tell, isn’t it?

I’m still reflecting on yesterday’s Budget tbh.

‘Faithfuls’

Theresa May was correct. And nasty.

It’s always the same, isn’t it. It’s always special treatment for Nigel Farage.

Buidl Bcak Betrre

If the Tory whips aren't messaging their MPs to respond to every announcement with "WE KNOW" then what are they even for? #Budget25

Rather predictably, UKIP’s former Director of Communications blog on the Nathan Gill scandal continues the now recurring ‘One Bad Apple’ storyline. If a man so ‘righteous’ & ‘honest’ as Gill could be swayed by Russian money, what chance any did any of his former colleagues have of staying ‘clean’?

The names’s Shill. Brazen Shill.

Prize for the first journalist to pose this exact question directly to Nigel Farage.

When 'The Right Honourable' (they put that bit in writing just in case we might doubt it) Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood's dad arrived in this country from Kashmir in the early 1970s, did he speak English to A Level standard? Did her mum when she arrived a decade later? Where are the certificates?

“It’s important that politicians stick to their word”

I wonder what will happen when Ms Badenoch reads about how it is that Nigel Farage is laughing at her.

It’s always the ones Matt Frei suspects the most.

Making light of such a serious matter of national politics with the use of such lamentable puns is exceptionally un-Ed-ifying.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

The only voters this suggestion could ever appeal to is Lib Dem voters.

Raahh. Raahh. Raaahhh….

“Hope”

“4 interest rate cuts” Fingers crossed, here’s hoping “government” *never* has to raise interest rates!

Question: Which, if any, of the UK’s current crop of political leaders would likely commit to abandoning X?