evaporated milk… so is the can empty?

“I’m caught up in his design and how it connects to mine.” 🩶🩷 #maxstinien

no amount of self-sought fury will bring back the glory of innocence

…. one bite.

when were you planning to tell me that kefir isn’t milk?

//count me in 😘

wyrmblood 🩸| #ffxiv #estinienvarlineau

yes i eat pop tarts

The way Estinien looks at him!!! #maxstinien

i am still never prepared for when he lets his hair down. be still, my heart!!

Hi Maxima I love you so so much you pretty pretty PRETTY MAN

banana time

hungry

the only reason i bought this lego set was for the pink frogs

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness 🩷🩶

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 ffxiv · Estinien · エスティニアン・ヴァーリノ Tarot card series #ffxivart

gather round while i read you the little green frog.

making hotcakes if anyone wants any

(( yoink uwu ))

my flabbers are gasted as the kids say

why must i sneeze with food in my mouth?

i can no longer resist the urge to hoard little treasures

hello a tall duck just hissed at me.

i have three holes in my underwear

i love iced coffee

i must confess that the dove soap tastes nothing like the chocolate

“The bike is still in fact for sale.”

i am maxima’s biggest fan and i am not sorry about it

“Estinien never disappoints finding the best viewing spots!” #maxstinien

cock

@thefreckled.bsky.social hey baby. -kisses his cheek-

i am going to be so real

cream betweens

eh? ngl.link/wanderingdra...

a skunk is basically a fart squirrel

giant jolly rancher

Ayo this is the closest I’ve gotten. I need to try more 🫣 #maxstinien

//i want to take a second and remind people how important rp etiquette is, to keep the hobby safe and fun for everyone. my partner and i exclusively only ship with each other because of individuals crossing the line into being parasocial. it made us incredibly uncomfortable, and forced us to draw

//her maxima is an absolute delight to write with !

was just scolded for referring to a cemetery as a boneyard.

milf. man i love frogs

Oh hey it’s still #maximamonday 💗🌸🎀💖

Aymeric guess what #ffxiv

you’re also never too grown to drink chocolate milk

sex

in case no one has told you, it’s okay to eat pudding without pants on.

i can’t be stopped so don’t even try

i am what the people in my phone call a troll.

"Fancy seeing you here, Ser Aymeric!" "And you, Ser Haurchefant!" "Ah, you see, I am here to send this invitation to the WoL for the ball at Haillienarte's in a fortnight..." "Imagine that. So am I..." "I was here first." "Forgive me, but I believe it was me..." A quarrel ensues.