What if your legs was made of eels? No one asks the real questions any more #eels #gop

It's time to ask Should we bring back smoking on public transport? (Buses) #UKNews #LocalUK #CostOfLivingCrisis #UKtransport #bus

Minecraft was robbed, these awards are a JOKE! #gameawards #mincraftsnub

Man who likes flags #flags #guywholikesflags #doodle

What's the nicest way to tell a child you don't care about their shitty Animal Crossing village?

Can any help me out m, been stuck on page 4 for about a month now and I'm fucking DONE playing this rip off game #whereswally #whereishe? #mlggame #challengingbooks

My Top Ten "top ten" List 10. Top 10 Zack Snyder scenes 9. Top 10 US war crimes 8. Top 10 Nintendo Game Boy Advance games 7. Top 10 Big Bang Theory jokes 6. Top 10 real ghost caught on tape #top10 #triva #facts

Can a baby catch a cold if you accidentally sneeze in its face? #advice #health #parenting

WARNING ⚠️ This guy has been travelling the UK, going to bike shows and stealing the fuel caps off the display bikes!!!! Look out for him! #ukbikes #motorbikes #mostwanted

I know the way to a girls heart, draw them as worms #art #drawing #worm #romance #datingadvice

Little devil guy #art #drawing #devil

I present Frankensteins monster played by the great Amanda Seyfried #art #Frankenstein #spooky #scary

You did 👍 good #art #thumb #welldone

Nah I don't trust pigeons man they up to something

MARGE GET ME MY FROSTY CHOCULATED ICE JUICE #HOMER #Thesimpsons #homersimpson art

My impression of Snoop from The Wire needs work but it does scare my dog

Gonna get a pet seagull, don't give a shit anymore #seagull #ukpet #beachthieves

Things you see in England #drawing #illustration #art #uk #stella

I gotta stop eating so much fried chicken before playing sports man

This porn ban is killing me dawg #uk #homemadexxx

My new oc LANCE WINTERS he will be played by Shane Gillis

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Hello it's me the boss of DC, I'm on blue skies now, can you send me the finished version of Superman please, Gary lost the one you sent thank you -Guy who owns DC comics

My coworkers tirelessly work to end homelessness, meanwhile I made this bad boy picture of my cup of water #drawing #doodle #illustration #water

@jamesgunn.bsky.social hey James did you read that Batman part 2 script on your plane journey? And may I see the first 50 pages? 👉👈

I want a swarm of seagulls under my command

Any time Charles Dance talks my ears are glued to the screen #got #tywin #ears #earsburning

New Jurassic World Rebirth leaks! Marketing has been hiding Andy Serkis role but I can now confirm he plays "Albert" a raptor who has been genetically modified to talk! He's character is said to be "sassy and funny" #Jurassicworld #dinosaur #movieleaks

Had a dream I was eating all the keys off my keyboard then I thought "wait, what if I need to type something later?" And sat there in silence like an idiot.

I'm like General Grevious but for biros instead of lightsabers

I watched The Rock's DOOM movie last night whaddafak was that? A Doom movie where they replace demons from hell with dudes with extra chromosomes? #Doom #therock #badmovies

My favourite part of steam boat Willie? Probably when he played on that pigs titties like an instrument

Why can't real life have a subtitles option? Would be cool to understand what my Grampa is mumbling about every time he sees my spider man tattoos

I know in my heart of hearts that I could do a one man stage show of Predator (1987) complete with sound effects and soundtrack #predator #arnie

Footage I obtained at "Disney's consumer products show" for the upcoming #spiderman movie, I've been told this is the villain #mr.negative but I don't read comics so I can't confirm if this is Mr.Negativity #mculeaks #brandnewday

Picking my kids up from school after doing several lines of coke while listening to the DOOM soundtrack #doom #cooldad #cars

Any news on #Andor season 3? can't wait to see what my boy was up to during Empire Strikes Back #starwars #disney

Bald patch from the vets #dawg #jackrussell #dog

I'd be such a terrible rebel in Star Wars I already forgot the secret password, "I gotta lota friends" or something? #starwars #andor

Remember when scientists decided to give dinosaurs feathers? Life's been shit ever since

I was enjoying Heavy Metal magazine until I got to the end and saw i could have owned a @tonymoore.bsky.social cover! I'm sure someone will let me swap lol, the cover I have is amazing too but we all have our favourites

Tom Cruise is a coward who can't fly unless he is in a plane or helicopter #facts #missionimpossible

Was hoping for a Darth Sidious looking pope, instead we got a guy who looks like a supply teacher #pope #popefall

last night I watched Pixar's Cars, Sometimes I come across a piece of art so original and boundary pushing it makes me sad to know I'll never be able to create something on the same level, what if we were cars instead of people? #art #biroart #cars #pixar #selfportrait #artist

Atleast 20% of my life is wasted stuck behind slow walking people

#birmingham bin strikes getting so crazy that today I saw a fly that was too fat to fly

Back in the day women would go on dates with men but thanks to the Incel movement they much prefer to stay in the woods and forage for rare items #Dating #incels #potion #drawing #doodle

Hope my neighbours are enjoying my homemade acoustic version of the James Bond theme which is me just meowing to the Goldeneye pause music #Jamesbond #goldeneye #singing

British person #art #drawing #artist #uk #tea

Minimalist Marge Simpson, found on a wall #graffiti #thesimpsons

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