Due to the freezing temperatures these past few days now I have to be aware of two different types of ice when going outside

Apparently the niche I fulfill whenever I join a dnd table is making the "character that dies and comes back wrong"

With weather like this I would rather go back to where I came from istg

Never forget that Zeus is the first case of mpreg in written history

mama raised a bitch. i want to go home.

I need to go back to Colombia What do you mean I'm expected to go to class in freezing temperatures???

Just so y'all know, in the Isekai dnd campaign I'm playing in, my character has encountered: 1. A talking horse selling other horses 2. A giant horse that unhinged its jaw and almost bit her body in half Safe to say she's traumatized by the horses of the new fantasy world

There's nothing I hate more than having to wake up for a 9:30 am class

I'm falling off gang

WE'RE SO BACK

Was planning on watching Wednesday until I learned that she and the werewolf girl end up with random guys instead of with each other

People are being so bitchy about the new Minecraft baby animal designs that they forget that they can just simply play in any previous version of the game if they don't like it

"oh I don't play dnd because I don't want to give money to WOTC" My brother in Christ just pirate the books

Pokemon TCG should make a card with Zekrom and Reshiram kissing 🥴⚡️🔥

Learning how to draw just for her Y'all have no idea just how obsessed I get with my dnd characters

The only reason I would play dnd 2024 it's because of the new College of Dance Bard

fifa peace prize winner btw

Regarding the events of this morning

Also FUCK AMERICA for attacking Venezuela

using alarm snooze to microdose being awake

I got Baldur's Gate 3 for Christmas and I have ended up making yet another redhead warlock

What do you mean it's 74° F on Christmas???

I would give my life for Symboli Rudolf

I know it's a game element but it's so funny to me the idea that these horse girls have ults

Fell for peer pressure and downloaded the horse girl game

Just figured out how to emulate pokemon games on my steam deck We're so back

Gang wake up, Steam Replay just dropped

People be calling their headcanons theories and then get pissed off when they don't come true (This is definitely not about the most recent TADC episode)

What planning for a dnd campaign does to a Google window

My favorite bit to do when playing in the Isekai dnd campaign I'm in is my character saying "omg this is exactly like dungeons and dragons" whenever something fantastical happens

If i had a nickel for everything time I made a trans fem red head warlock for a dnd campaign DMed by someone called Lila, I'd have 2 nickels Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

I watched the fnaf movie yesterday Who would have though Mr. Hippo would show up Iron Man style and kill everyone

If Hamilton was able to write 51 essays in 6 months I have time to write 2 in 4 days

Cobblemon added ridable Pokemon This is the best day of my life

what if instead of stressing about my schoolwork. i just killed myself

THERE'S TOXIC YURI IN POKEMON LEGENDS ZA??? ANOTHER $10 MILLION TO NINTENDO

Gang, my partner just confessed that they hate the DaVinki twins Should I break up with them

Happy ween

Ended my year long dnd campaign today The paladin turned into cosmic dust dispersing himself all over the multiverse So now he's canon in every campaign I do from now on

and just in case it wasn't clear, ALL cops are bastards

Playing TTRPGs with people that completely lack whimsy is the bane of my existence

Next session is the finale of the campaign I'm DMing and I can't wait to beat the shit out of one specific character

After 2 years of playing mainly warlocks in dnd, I just learned that they regain their spell slots on a short rest

I recently learned that in DnD 2024 edition they made warlocks get their patron at level 3 That is probably the stupidest decision they could ever make

Torture museum at the Ren Faire got jokes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOT TRICK OR TRADE BOOSTER PACKS THIS YEAR

@pottadapot.bsky.social just walked in on me watching an episode of Dimension 20, saw Brennan Lee Mulligan, and proceeded to ask me if that was Elon Musk

I just had the most chaotic dnd session that it probably delayed the end of the campaign by at least 1 session

Llve how no matter how hard I try my dnd characters always end up being a gremlin that bites people

The rapture is postponed until further notice because Jesus is getting spawn-camped by Israel