I can’t breathe 😍

"Pink is the flavor, I'm a middle" or whatever Beyonce said...

Been wetting my pants more than my plants 😓

Wet sheets are not a problem in this house little guy. You’re much too cute to cry over something we can clean up okay buddy?

Don't forget to cup my balls while you're nursing buddy. Makes Daddy's milk sweeter ;)

This feels middle as fuck

Balls > Cage 🥺 😊

Is there anything better than that "just pulled back the covers diaper" smell?

Go back to bed buddy, dads just enjoying his diap

Soggy dreams, from my diaper to yours.

Waste last nights nearly dry diaper... I'm this economy?! No chance, it can at least get me to bedtime (😅I hope)

How it's started vs how it's going.

Time to rise and shine... Show me those soggy Sonday morning diapers boys..

I stayed up way too late to have to go to work and wear big boy undies tomorrow.

Me trying to type by my arm keeps getting tickled by my diaper wings sticking out over my shorts and distracting me.

And look buddy you did such a good job. The tapes are almost perfect and everything. You must've been paying more attention than I thought during changes... Good boy, Dads proud of you. Now let's read your story so you can go to bed... Dad needs to get this diaper a lil soggy for uhhhh Dad things...

It's getting late and I know a little boy who needs to be in bed...

After dinner you got some screen time but noticed a lil wet spot starting on the rug where you were sitting:

You waddle into the kitchen after waking up from your nap: "Dad, I had another nightmare that all the boys at school saw my diaper and made fun of me..." "Do I have to wear these still?" "Yea but... yours isn't even soggy it's not the same.."

POV: your dad starts wearing diapers around the house to make you feel better about not being potty trained. "See buddy, it's just undies. As long as we don't let you get too soaked and waddle-y no one's gonna know I still have to change you..."

But maybe the second beer was too much for a middley wanna be dad…🥲

Just cause I don’t wanna use it doesn’t mean I don’t know how!

Got you boosters ready boys? It's Big Diaper Friday! #BDF

Okay I got my big boy pants on now time to lock in (mentally, I'm on day 4 or 5 of being physically locked in).

Okay I might have stayed padded for a little longer... There was room and I hate wasting a good diap.

Anyway... I guess it's time to get up and put on my big boy pants and get some work done...

Okay but.... WHY CANT YOU MAKE THESE IN ADULT SIZES?!?!? WE LIKE SUPER HEROS TOO...(And that's the only reason it's definitely not cause we sometimes like to pretend we're little still...)

Do not give up

If you're interested in a slightly less soggy version of me...

Why don't they make air fresheners and candles in this scent? 🥵👃🏼

Look really close boys, there's something moving in dads diaper... You wanna guess at what it is, or just stick your hand in and find out? 😉😈

Alrighty boys, whose turn is it to change dad? Now now there's no need to fight about it, it's not like this is the last time I'll need a new diaper... Keep fighting about it and I'll change myself, none of you will get to do it!

Silly babies... Diaps are for dads!

Tumble outta bed and waddle to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn and stretch it's time to change my diap 🎶☀️☕... Or however that song goes

Spamming cause the pics are just cute

Nothing like coming home from work and getting straight into your jammies...and letting out a big pee!

Help, I need coffee and a diaper change

Gonna move all my diaper content over here for a bit… see how it goes.