Proffsssor Plummm, in the master roksn, with the candlcstrikk

KNOW YOUR FRIDAYS: Good Friday: the Messiah is dead Black Friday: capitalism is alive TGI Fridays: high chance of bowling or cinema nearby Man Friday: there’s only two of us on this island and you’re a racist

i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this

Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."

It's Trans Day of Remembrance, and while I haven't been able to make it to a vigil this year - I am absolutely holding in my heart all those we've lost this year (and prior). And tomorrow we will continue to fight like hell for the living.

uksnowmap.com looking good this morning! Send your #uksnow reports if it’s snowing where you are!

Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️

For the millionth time, please stop putting special characters in words. There is no algorithm here to supress your posts. All you're doing is harming people who have muted words (thanks for activating people's trauma when they put up safeguards!) and people who rely on screen readers

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Zohran says you’re trans now

Hardcore this. Which is why I mentor working class creatives. I am honest with them about the reality of the finances.

This is perfection, but the alt-text is icing

Manchester, UK specific but there's now a pair of regular trans & gender expansive swim sessions at the Aquatics Centre - Thurs & Sun early afternoon. Book online at bookings.better.org.uk/location/man... Can confirm it's enjoyable. [Poster design by Jay at "The Placard People"]

If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

been a minute since I’ve done a caveat frog ‘Size Zero’

May not be straightforward to find in the app depending on your platform - but can be done in browser on web easily.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day” A TV Character from their day:

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

@showmeasign.online have you been sent this YT vid attempting to replicate the "slippery road" hazard pictogram yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_...

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

Watching The Prisoner. More creators should end their series with a finale that makes no sense and offers no answers and actually just makes things more confusing.

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate. This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Is it sausages and chips?

Can anyone recommend a UK based Queer/FLINTA+ owned jeweller/maker of rings? #QueerOwned #QueerBusinesses #Jewellery #HandMade #CustomRings #lgbtq #SmallBusiness

Call me over-cautious, but the UK Gov seems very keen to sell data to third-party groups for profit. Given that the likes of Wes Streeting is chummy with authoritarian data oligarch Peter Thiel, the ID card thing feels like a data grab. We won't get ID cards, but we will lose personal data anyway.

approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up

The Quakers are doing exactly what all public services are legally allowed to do even if the EHRC wants to pretend they're not: say gender-based toilets are inclusive and for anyone bothered by that as a matter of belief, there are stand-alone cubicles that they are very free to use. 1/

He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...

Never forget that Trump pardoned these criminals and is now hiring them as ICE agents/secret police to primarily snatch innocent people off the streets…

Why this hasn't become the primary way of assessing risk I've no idea. What better way to prove you'll make monthly payments than years of doing exactly that.

It's important to know about things that happened before you developed consciousness. If you have never been aware of a world without birth control access, gay marriage, women w/ bank accounts, etc, listen when elders speak. Shouting them down with "that's not how it is now" is a oneway ticket back

#AgeVerification: what's the harm? In which I distill a lot of casual pub chats I've had with friends into a layperson's guide to the #OnlineSafetyAct. What it is, the problems it causes, and why you should definitely care. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-ver...

Literally everyone involved in stupid pointless HP projects #DontFundHate

New Book Alert! "Early Railways of Scotland" by Dawson and Bethune which explores over 300 years of Scottish Railway History, from the first potential railway in 1606 to the earliest mainlines of the 1840s. £15.99 from Amberley Books or the 1722 Waggonway Heritage Group.

Fuck Harry Potter Go read Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. It has wizards in a rich fantasy setting with, tons of humor & heart. It challenges racism & phobic ideologies while being truly inclusive. I recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!" and continuing through the City Watch series.

So one of the crazy things you can do if you're a Beloved British Actor is NOT agree to be in a Harry Potter thing. The way you do it is: 1) Don't agree to be in a Harry Potter thing 2) See 1) Hope that guide helps all the Beloved British Actors out there unsure how to do this. 👍

Here's the truth. You can't stand with trans people and take a gig with Rowling. It is impossible. You can make donations, you can issue statements of support, but at the end of the day you are choosing to work with the single most prominent transphobe who uses her money and platform to harm us.

They made a choice. That choice was money. Regardless of how much they may say they support LGBTQIA+ people, there really can be no other conversation about this. These aren't scrappy lesser-known performers unable to get a gig needing to keep the lights on. It's a check. That's the priority.

Reminder that dunks disseminate. You're not owning some asshole, you're being his free street team. Please stop putting stupid shit in my timeline. Just block and move on.

Still open - if you're having difficulties getting to the website, you can also try the direct link at www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/GenderCens...

The Women's and Equalities Committee and the JHRC need to interrogate Starmer, Streeting and Bridget Phillipson about their failure to Institute manifesto pledges to treat trans people with dignity and respect and the preparedness of the Cabinet to ally itself with advocates of trans elimination.

This is a perfect advertisment. Just perfect. No notes.

A friend pondered why the UK crossing signal person is a "Green Man" specifically, and not a "Green Person". I don't know but I wonder if that's a question for @showmeasign.online - seems like it sits right in their territory!