I’m no expert, but I feel like the best reward one can receive for being healthy is… being healthy

That’s not a bug, Salazar, it’s a feature of the fascist GOP and you voted for this. Que pendeja…

Greta Van Susteren looks like Steve Bannon with a blonde wig on

Two things can be true: 1). Donald Trump is a felon and 2). Stacey Plaskett texting Jeffrey Epstein in 2019 for advice when questioning Cohen is really fucking problematic

Boris Sanchez isn’t concerned with being an actual journalist. He’s just there so he can get the free courtside tickets to New York Knicks games. Nothing more and nothing less.

“I blow everyone” Yeah, so we’ve heard…

Olivia Nuzzi every time she meets another 50+ year old white male in a position of power:

Keith “Ol’ Dirty Man” Olbermann has entered the chat

Republicans for the past 24 years and counting: “ISLAM CAN’T CONFORM TO WESTERN VALUES!” Republicans today: “Saudi Arabia is perfectly aligned with western values.”

“Congress, do not waste your time and energy on anything else.” Well, gee, Wally… I wonder what it is in particular that he wants congress to stop focusing on 🤔

How to tell everyone that you’re an insecure little bitch without telling everyone “I’m an insecure little bitch”. This guy has probably never gotten a compliment in his life that he didn’t have to pay for.

“Why can’t they just be normal?”, said one of the least normal people in the world

Karoline Leavitt and her husband every time he wants to have sexy time:

is that his emotional support ketchup bottle there that i see?

I wonder how this argument would hold up in a court of law if he ever gets sued for malpractice

“Do you think bringing pedophiles to justice and holding pedophile sympathizers accountable is a distraction from [insert any other issue here]?” is a fucking wild position. It’s entirely possible to walk and chew gum at the same time, Margaret.

Watching the closed captions try and keep up with Daddy Yankee is… interesting lmao I’m imagining the person in there typing like:

“I respect President Trump…” Imagine saying that you respect a pedophile

Every day feels more and more like an episode of Black Mirror

Worth noting that Captain Underpants over here wrote this article in 1997. This guy needs to be locked up under the fucking jail. www.newspapers.com/article/the-...

Fun Fact: Landry Shamet actually taught Michael Jordan how to play the game of basketball #NYKnicks #KnicksSky

Trump: “Jeffrey Epstein was just a coffee boy”

Was Jackie Sticks over here getting his button or something?

somewhere, right now, there’s a “larry sommers” saying

House Republicans: “We wanna talk to Jack Smith and find out what he’s hiding” Jack Smith: “Sure, as a matter of fact, let’s have a public hearing so we can ensure maximum transparency” House Republicans: “NO, NOT LIKE THAT”

In the last 24 years, the New England Patriots have won 6 out of 9 super bowls, won 274 games since 2001 with arguably the greatest QB/HC duo in the history of the NFL and haven’t seen a 4+ year stretch of sub .500 football since Johnny Carson was still on TV. This is a “downtrodden franchise”?!?!

There's no problem Vance won't blame on immigrants, even if he has to invent the problem himself. A few weeks ago he was insisting immigrants lived in cramped squalor and their (white) neighbors had a right to be upset about that. Now they're so rich they're snatching up all the good houses? OK.

Hate really ages a person

Megyn, just because you’re perfectly fine with sexual predators assaulting you, doesn’t mean others have to accept it when it happens to them.

something something fraud, waste and abuse

I’ll take “THINGS A CRIMINAL WOULD SAY” for $1000, @kenjennings.bsky.social

Sources: Trump is beside himself. Driving around DC begging (thru texts) Boebert’s and Mace’s families for the address to their homes

12 year old me in 2008: “My president is black, my lambo is blue“ 29 year old me in 2025: “My president is orange, a pedophile too”

What JD said: “There are layers to it, there’s like a meta humor to it…” What I heard: "Gwuaq gwuaq gwuaq”

Hey, @michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social…

Mike Johnson whenever he’s asked about this at some point today: “I don’t know, I haven’t heard about this and I have no knowledge of what you’re talking about.”

Meanwhile, he was perfectly fine with the veterans he so desperately cherishes standing on lines at food banks

“The president of peace”, they said. “No more wars”, they said.

Better question: “What’s the point of Bari Weiss?” Easy answer: To be a useful idiot/tool for the right-wing, billionaire class

“It takes a lot to offend me”, said one of the the most easily offended people on planet earth

At this point, I’m convinced Joe Schoen has evidence that John Mara is in the Epstein files

How long until they name Bowen as interim HC?

This from the guy who’s been golfing at Mar-a-Lago every fucking weekend

Thanks to @mostmuscle.bsky.social www.opensecrets.org/orgs/america...

This guy is 81 years old and his term isn’t up until 2031… jfc

Just when I thought that shirt couldn’t get any more embarrassing, I saw the Space Force patch and realized it could