this is how someone who wants to feel more important than they really are sounds when they talk

11 WINS DOWN, 5 MORE WINS TO GO #KnicksSky

jalen brunson would never

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

“Your heart racing, gang... Your heart about to beat out your chest." Mitch is a character lmao #KnicksSky

10 wins down, 6 more wins to go. See you in Cleveland, #KnicksSky

still riding the high from last night’s win… is it thursday night yet? #KnicksSky

“we showed claude.ai the story and asked whether it was ai generated…”

the one where jeff bezos makes the case for even higher taxes on billionaires

maybe it’s just me, but he looks to be especially rotund today

9 wins down, 7 more wins to go. #KnicksSky

“Instead of returning a simple list of links, Google Search will drop users into AI-powered interactive experiences at times” You know… Quasimodo predicted all this

mitch comes in and immediately immaculizes the vibes… you love to see it also, did i just see fabolous and jimmy fallon sitting courtside together? lol #KnicksSky

wemby are you fucking kidding me right now?! lmao

i see @mcuban.bsky.social is having a normal one on the other site…

the “pro-family party” is against pro-family policy. i’ll bet she calls herself pro-life, too.

a taco tuesday on a monday? he must still be on beijing time.

omar courtz and bassyy on “gantel y bellakz”

republicans and being ignorant on history… a story as old as time

“i felt like i did do a good job” i can see his hinge/bumble/tinder profile right now: “my love language is words of affirmation 💖… may or may not call you mommy/daddy 🤭”

headlines i expected to be reading in 2026 when i was 7: “flying cars approved by regulators and are expected to be available for sale later this year” headlines i’m forced to read instead:

white people will say this and then insist that jesus christ was blond and had blue eyes

jets fans after geno throws a pick six week 1:

are these chinese oil ships in the harbor with us right now?

kash being a constant pr nightmare is, ultimately, why he’ll be gone before the end of the year

so, once again, you admit that it’s a war?

cut my life into pieces… #yankees

kevin durant is 37 years old steph curry is 38 years old lebron james is 41 years old but, sure, espn… this is a bold take

8 wins down, 8 more wins to go #Knicks

*gestures towards the current american regime*

so, yes?

camilo doval is not that guy. i don’t know how many times he needs to show that to this organization until they finally make a change. #Yankees

what is this? a football for ants?!

nothing says “i don’t have a drinking problem” like gifting bottles of whiskey to your coworkers

bigotry aside, if you’re gonna post a picture of your monitor to social media, at least clean it with a wipe or something so we don’t have to see your crusted up boogers on there

is he competing with trump to see who has lost their fastball the worst?

obviously the alligator

i’m gonna need the #yankees to go ahead and win it all for john sterling this year

much like we don’t need every athlete and their brother to have a podcast sponsored by [insert any online sportsbook here], we also don’t need neil gorsuch plugging a new book of his on fox & friends every year

thanks for all memories, john 😢 www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Benjamin Kimball Rice. That is all. #Yankees

How long until they rename themselves to some stupid shit like “AmeriTrump Airlines”?

not even playing his parts of the song in the preview is criminal… spotify never misses an opportunity to need to do better

this is s tier eladio right here open.spotify.com/track/5lCRYL...

if you grew up listening to freestyle artists like lisa lisa, george lamond, tka, stevie b, collage, etc., the beat for this song off eladio carrion’s new album might tap a nostalgic fix you didn’t no you needed open.spotify.com/track/2LDvRw...

i usually hate in-game interviews, but, for clyde, i’ll allow it #KnicksSky