because of course they still call it “the charlie kirk show” imagine if jimmy fallon was the host of “the tonight show starring johnny carson”

*It’s okay to love permanent ear damage and sand getting into the potato salad

the year is 3026 and sport fans all around the world are still waiting for the findings from the kawhi leonard and manchester city investigations

somewhere in wigan right now, some poor bloke is drowning his sorrows in a couple of pints and some smack barm pey wets

“we have the most pro-life president in history…” he just recently blew up a school and killed 170+ kids.

patti labelle doesn’t sound a day older than 25… those pipes still got it

*to the tune of new york by ja rule, fat joe and jadakiss* 🎶 “i got no data centers in this bitch, cause homie i’m from new york… new york” 🎶

can we talk about the fact that the only reason you’re even here today is because the president of the united states can’t stop going after judges who rule against him?

this mf looks so much like mushmouth from fat albert… i can never unsee it

The best time to subpoena Tom Homan and Markwayne Mullin, forcing them to testify, was yesterday. The next best time is today. And I don’t want any of that closed-door testimony bullshit either.

Smokin’ to the Oldies 😶‍🌫️

weird way to tell everyone you were fucking, but okay

dybantsa is such a fun player to watch… gonna be a problem in the nba for years to come

slid thru with the chopped cheese in the louis

“🎶 The wheels on the bus are falling off, falling off, falling off… 🎶”

me whenever i see a post about a “must-read” new york times article, but there’s no gift link:

still waiting… #KnicksSky

this offseason has been glorious

bro nearly took a little tumble there… i guess it hasn’t naturally come along for him quite yet

Looking forward to the headline a year from now where they announce that the whole project’s been shelved. The only way I could ever give consideration to accepting a Free Willy remake is if Nike announces that they’ll also be re-releasing the Air Sabres that Jesse wears in the movie. Until then…

It’s only been a couple days shy of a month, but I’m ready to watch the New York Knicks play competitive basketball again tonight #KnicksSky

As somebody with grandparents in their 80’s, I sympathize with the 23 year old intern who’s probably stuck showing Pat Riley how to “work that doohickey” so he could send LeBron voice notes. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

I guess you could say they have Aspirations of a trade… *ba dum tss*

If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry again. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Lord Buckethead walked so Count Binface could run

i get the feeling platner’s gonna waste no time diving head first into the right wing grift so long, loser 👋

looking forward to seeing this clip get used in commercials for every democratic candidate in the next couple months

yesterday sashimi. today sharia.

i love how europeans come here with a whole rolodex of chants and all we can muster up is 36 variations of “usa! usa! usa!” lmao

pulisic is selling right now

MALIK TILLMAN IS THE FREE KICK GOAT

it started long before this, but her whole career is an excellent case study into self-sabotage. what an all-time legacy fumble.

holy shit it actually happened

if we’re gonna get 1950’s red scare tactics, can we at least get 1950’s pricing too?

gimme a couple blunts, a 40 and a spot in the nathan’s hot dog eating contest and watch me go to work. i promise you, joey chestnut wouldn’t have shit on me.

mfs skidaddled like 6ix9ine when he stood out on o block for 15 seconds and then dipped

inshallah they all get heat stroke

he should be insulted… that shit is ugly af

holy shit what goal

I’m not mad at this signing. He’s not Mitch, but you know Drummond is gonna give you boards and play hard basketball every night. He also shot 35% from 3 last season on 90 attempts! Shot 38% and 46% from the left and right corners, respectively. For $3.9 million, I’ll gladly take it. #KnicksSky

in the off chance at least one person voting in this election sees this, if there’s one lesson to be learned from sports this year, it’s don’t get complacent. vote like your down.

Who needs a country with affordable healthcare when we can eat in our cars?!?!

has anybody ever actually seen russell crowe and mauricio pochettino in the same room?