How do you explain to a 3-year-old that Mecha Builders, the Sesame Street spinoff, is no longer on HBO Max because Warner Bros didn’t renew its contract and it’s currently not available for any of the 1,000,000 streamers we pay for without paying MORE and I just 😵‍💫

Love Quinta but she definitely just said on the Manningcast she fell in love with the Eagles in 2011 or 2012 “when they won the Super Bowl.”

Did men ruin the workplace?

Hey so has anyone else noticed that a disproportionate number of couples you know have names that start with the same letter?

*small sigh of relief for the first time since November*

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Y’all 👀

Still trying to figure out why there was a dude dressed as Mike Ditka at the Eagles game yesterday.

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I totally missed this news somehow! I have a couple cans of Hell or High Watermelon in my fridge from this summer. Anyone know how long those will be good to drink? RIP 😭 www.sfgate.com/food/article...

What are we doing here

$50?! Facebook Marketplace is wild.

Happy Philly will finally get a WNBA team. Bummed that it isn’t by the original ownership group that bid for a team, which was led by Wanda Sykes.

Here’s a screenshot from CBS This Morning I took in 2016. Ah, we were so innocent then 😬

The thing I love most about NBA/NHL draft week is how many times we hear “he’ll be a great player if he learns how to shoot” or “he’ll be a great player if he learns how to skate.”

I am rooting for the NHL but oh man they make it hard.

Why are we asking three times about a draft pick’s dead mother?!?!?

Why is the NHL so bad at draft broadcasts? Who wants to watch the picks’ backs while they go on a zoom? My goodness.

I’m sorry - a “gustnado?” Now you’re just making things up.

Replace draft lotteries with anything else.

It’s nice to be a part of a world where, however briefly, where Journalism is favored to win.

Hanging on the Temple campus today and there’s two guys behind me having a chat and one just sighed and said “oh my god, I’m 1/5 of the way through my 20s on Friday!” And I’ve never felt older 😩

We’re back in the nick of time!

“Pretty incredible” honestly undersells how good this is 😂

… they’ll go on to advise the president though 🤔

lol can’t wait

Could you imagine

It’s hard to think of a brighter spirit, sharper hockey mind, and all-around good human than Ray. No one was a larger supporter of elevating women in hockey than he was. May his memory be a blessing.

I’m obviously not a Portnoy fan, but calling the market chaos today “Orange Monday” is pretty good 😂

Tortorella was only Flyers coach for three years. Doesn’t it feel more like 300?

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Literally used to drive to this campus from Wash U because it was the only Chick Fil A around and we all have our weaknesses. Go Cougars!

New Yorkers: Ugh. I’m sick of this city. Let’s move to Philadelphia. Philadelphians: Ugh. I’m sick of this city. Let’s move to New York.

If you’re watching the Oscars can you please explain the Bond medley? Like … why?

I really appreciate that the delivery person brought my Milk Bar cookies right up to my house … but leaving them directly in front of my garage maybe wasn’t the best move. RIP, Milk Bar cookie tin.

Apparently people still listen to terrestrial radio around here because a single name-drop on WIP led to a whole lot of friends texting me 😂😂😂

Cool, an asshole harassed me and sent his minions to harass me on Twitter is the deputy director of the FBI now.

He picked the Chiefs … he picked Team USA in hockey … lol, Trump’s a mush.

I needed a hobby, a distraction from *waves hands*. I didn’t want fighting Big Oil to be that hobby, but unfortunately here we are. www.phillyburbs.com/story/news/l...

Saw this on Reddit and I love this … such a Philly thing. Go birds.

One day someone needs to ask Mulaney about what is surely a … deep love? … for Les Mis

In case you’re like me and immediately thought “OJ and who else??” The answer is Robert Blake #SNL50

“I want to see the beer!” my 3-year-old shouts as we walk the aisles at Acme. “And when I’m a mommy I want a bottle of wine like you!!” 😐

Too many crises to keep up with 😖

Then they came for the AP Style Guide

I know it’s a distraction. But man, is it ever a stupid, stupid one.

@jendlouhy.bsky.social hi! I may have a tip for you … please send me a note when you see this. Thank you!

lmao never change Philly

Still can’t get over the fact that the two least stressful Eagles games in recent memory were the NFC Championship and Super Bowl 😂

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread