I was in Ireland. I never heard cunt more in my life than when I was there for a week. Everyone said it.

Have a great night y’all or a good day depending on your location

(Unsettling music)

Blah

I’m watching an indie horror movie. Takes place in Scotland. Had to put on captions idk what they’re saying

Miss my days of wearing all black. It was easy. Now I hardly wear a suit. Don’t have to. Work from home or sent to a job site. I wear a dress shirt and jeans. I need to buy more clothes. That’s my point.

What are you guys doing? I’m watching tv and trying not to feel anxious about everything.

Hola.

Getting a refill from the docs. They say use the patient portal online. Easy fast. My phone won’t open it. Not secure. Call to order refill. On phone an hour cuz nobody can use the portal cuz it’s not secure. So wait in line on the phone. Yay!

I live in the woods. I feed the birds squirrels and deer turkeys. I put out a decent amount of seed daily. It’s a commitment. They begin to rely on me for food. Harsh winters. Water for dry summers. If I was to stop feeding the wildlife I’d do it in the late spring. Taper it off. Idk? Seems logical

There I was losing a game of spades.

Hi

Awkward bathroom selfie

Have a great night!

Was supposed to have friends over but I said nah, I’m tired. Don’t feel like hosting. Not that I do anything but ya know. I need some quiet time. Me and the pets.

Camping in Baxter state park Maine. On a lake. Walked away from my group. Stood on the shoreline. Threw some stones in the water. Then I see a giant stone flying over my head into the lake.

I took my dad to bjs today. He’s old. He’s doing well tho. Had a few health scares. I’m closer to him now than ever before. He never cared about me being gay. His only comment was it’s a rough life. Then said life’s rough for everyone so you’re normal.

Wild weather day wind rain sun a big boom that made the news. Made my windows rattle and scared my dog. They say it was a meteor. Lucky then. Could’ve been way worse. Lazy rock.

That Kars 4 kids charity. I thought it was for the needy. Nope it sends American Jewish kids to Israel. The charity sends 45m a year to Israel. I didn’t donate but now I’m gonna triple check each charity I give to. Like the one I give to that gives homo men a spa day in the Mongolia.

Lazybutt time! Lazybutts unite.

I heard a couple big booms today. Shook my house. Good times.

There I was. A deteriorating weather condition.

I get lots of birds at my feeder. I work from home so I notice. I should set up a cam and do a YouTube channel of birds eating. Maybe make some money to buy more seed? Idk?

I get a massage. It’s in a hot room. Guys a fit Hispanic man. He’s so hot. Gives me a great massage. Helps my bad back. I don’t recommend much but if you can spare 50bucks get a massage. It’s worth it. Maybe you’ll get a beautiful person to add to the experience? Idk? Adds to mine

My friends wanted to come over tonight. I said tomorrow. I need a day to chill. Gonna go smoke a joint in the dark on my back deck. I need a min.

I’ve been injecting peptides for years. Idc.

Tired feet. Gym

Chronicles of a Lazybutt

Lazybutt

First day at the gym. New gym. Go into change. Two guys making out in the shower. On display. No curtains. I was like I found home.

Had an hiv test with others. The relief. I want a ltr. Travel live comfy enjoy life. The end

I assume he’s straight. This guy at the gym. Looks it. Acts it. He watches me a lot. Finds a treadmill nxt to me all the time. I catch him looking at me he looks away shy. He’s hot aF. My only gay vibe is his interest. Usually pic up on something. Idk? I’ll try small talk. Goals.

A gym friend I say hi to. I’m getting dressed to leave. He’s getting dressed too. Followed me out to the lot. Asked if he could give me a blow job. We’ve been flirting. Bravo to his boldness I said hell yeah. Gym moments.

In the gym shower. Guy made eye contact. Walking into the nxt shower. I turn around he’s in my shower. We made out and rubbed dicks. Twice. Random gym guy. He’s so happy to see me.

Saw a guy at the gym with body paint and large plastic jewels glued to his arms. Bro was working out on a butterfly machine. Weirdest shit so far.

Hey hey be well

In the shower at the gym a guy watched me thru the crack in the curtain. Bent over. Soaped my dick extra. Curious men in the locker room.

My home office faces the woods. Listen to the wildlife all day. Play with the pets. Listen to music. Pump out work like a madman.

I have a couple local ravens. I feed them. Sometimes I put out shiny little trinkets. They take them. They brought me a small rock the other day. Left it on my deck where I feed them.

I planted some carrots tomatoes potatoes corn beans peas herbs yams pumpkin and butternut squash. So far I have a bunch of seedlings. Cleared trees gonna make a big garden nxt summer. Give whatever I don’t eat away to neighbors or friends like I do now.

I put out no mess birdseed on my deck. No shells. Put little piles on the railing. Anyway watched a dove bring little sticks over and drop them on top of the food. Weirdo.

Saw a snake this afternoon leaving for the gym inside my garage. I couldn’t find the exact match on Google. But I found that all snakes with those kinda markings are venomous. So. Not cool. I might have a juvenile copper head in my garage. I’ll have to call someone when later. It went into a wall.

I opened my garage and saw a snake. Never seen one like this before. I’ll have to Google it. Super fun how it slipped into my garage wall. Love that. I’ll post a pic if I find a match. I’ve seen black racers and plenty of garter snakes. This was pinkish black and yellow probably a juvenile? Creepy

Gym time.

Holla

Last night in the dark. Enjoying a joint sky watching. Can’t see me so it’s funny.

It’s been rainy and cool. I’m so glad. Had a couple 90’ days in between. Instant sizzle. I’ll take a cool summer. Plz for the love of whoever

There I was…uninspired.

I have a chinstrap beard. I’m Danish and Korean. Not very hairy. I couldn’t grow a beard until my 30’s. I had some scruffy patches. Didn’t get chest hair until then too.

Faded.