Hello

I was behind a guy in line. He stunk like body odor. Sharp. I felt offended. Bro attacked my nostrils. I don’t care if you don’t wear deodorant. That was days of unwashed. Maybe he was depressed? I’d be if I smelt like that.

Looking at places on the emerald cost of Florida.

Social media destroyed him. If it wasn’t social media it would have been something else.

People are freaks. We all know dat.

Bitches on the bone.

I have the slider door open. It’s 50’ sunny. The tilt yo. I’m enjoying the moment.

I once saw a guy in the locker room jerking it. I was sitting across from the bathroom and could see thru the crack in bathroom stall a dude sitting and jerking it. We made eye contact. He suddenly stopped. I saw movement drew my eye. Furious arm movements

Gradual destruction of society. Long sit big bucket of popcorn

Going to the weed dispensary then grocery shopping. Then I’m hanging out and relaxing the rest of the weekend. Meow.

Last night.

The Clintons isn’t a trump vs them thing. It’s the fact they stayed friends with a child rapist. We are too nice to Dems that bring our party down. Supporting them is disturbing. Cut those pigs loose and don’t look back. Not like they add to our party anymore. They bring us all down. They gotta go.

You’re not a dem if you support the Clintons you’re gross. They were besties with Epstein even after his initial arrest. The blue no matter who is why Dems have the lowest approval ratings ever. The Clintons bring down our party. Cut them loose. I find it disturbing that people defend those pigs.

Been trying to train my dog to like going for walks. She hates them. Last time she broke away from me and ran home. She’s a koo koo head. What dog doesn’t like walks? Mine. She dislikes them. I take her on walks thru the woods. Nopes. Hates them. Rather be in the house on the couch

Sun finally came out today. Said it’s gay. We all said we know it.

Another me

My friend has an oral fetish. Begged to suck my cock. I said okay. Two days later I can’t cum anymore. Nothing left. I need a break. Water electrolytes and a prayer.

Winnie the Pooh in it. Penis says touch me.

Googled those blue birds I saw today. They’re called eastern bluebirds. Go figure. Huh. Been here all my life. Never seen them before. I’ve seen blue jays. Now I’m a bird guy. I have six bird feeders. Five bird houses. Gonna build more this spring and summer. Bird guy. (Bird sounds.)

Take painkillers and relax. You did a lot today. Buddha said that. I heard him. He’s cool. Meow woof.

Go back to work tomorrow. The couch. Working from homo. I could’ve worked yesterday today. Work said bro take it off. I said okay yo. Watched tv all day. Played with the pets. Shoveled and shoveled some more. I’m sore af. Shoulders biceps back. Thank god for copious amounts of painkillers.

Snowed again today. Just an angry inch or so. The plow drove by. Heard a moan from the neighborhood. Plow truck piled snow at the end of everyone’s driveway. Cruel. We all just shoveled 3ft of snow. A necessary evil. Clear roads. Blah I say! Muthafuckin blah.

Two birds I’ve never seen before on the feeder.

What’s up with Gavin Newsom? He said he’s like black people…he can’t read. Doesn’t read speeches cuz he can’t. He’s not like black people. He comes from a wealthy fam. He’s white and apparently racist. He thinks black people can’t read. The fuck? Stfu Gavin you stupid pig.

Expense report done. I ate out all week. Had lunch. It’s redundant. I use my work credit card. Use my work gas card. Filled out reports for that too. Bought a couple dress shirts and a new suit jacket. Wrote that up too. Silly shit I gotta do.

My friend gave me a full body massage. I was nude. Things were stroked. Heads were massaged. Fluids shot. Moans moaned.

Epstein and his friends were way past perverse. They’re are depraved cannibals that ate black babies. Where’s the aclu? Where’s the investigations from states? The FBI seems like they don’t give a fuck? Covering up for wealthy troglodytes. If nothing happens the fbi needs to be disbanded. Useless.

Snowed in. Made the mistake of watching multiple YouTubes on Epstein files. Omg, I’m grossed out. The FBI has only released half of the files. They have 3M files they can’t release too gross. True most don’t want to see that shit. I want names & Guillotine them all. Firing squads flame throwers.

Saw a YouTube breaking down some of the Epstein file info. They loved black people with slave lineage. Using their dna for god knows what? Trafficking them. Impregnated them and stealing their babies. Obsessed with harming black people. How come this isn’t in the news? Like wtf?

Epstein’s chef had a restaurant called cannibal. Thousands and thousands of times beef jerky is mentioned in the files. So let’s assume it’s not beef jerky. Cuz I’m not an idiot either are you. No way in hell were the top elites that excited about actual beef jerky. Eat people much?

I haven’t seen a plow go by all day. My work told me to take off until Weds. it’s still snowing. Have more snow than the famous blizzard of 78. Gonna snow Weds thurs again. Guess I live on Hoth now. That’s a Star Wars nerd joke.

Woke up to this. And it’s still snowing. Have about 3ft. Good times.

NYC is asking for two forms of ID to shovel snow and get paid for your time. That’s racist.

I don’t care about trump. Some of you give him free rent in your head. How’s that healthy? Ya know he’s making a mess in there. Not picking up after himself. Big Mac wrappers blowing around your brain. I don’t think of trump more than I need. I never need.

I’m a wealthy east coast fuck.

This is the best insanity bubble app available

This law office called me. Wanted my business. Me to hire them. I said no thanks I’m all set I have a lawyer. They sent me a text cursing me out. Haha Jesus Christ. What a way to win over clients. Swear at them.

Oi

Supposed to start snowing soon. Then later tonight the blizzard starts. Personally I’d take hell. Sick of the winter. 2ft of heavy snow. Sigh. Fuck off.

Why is it chunky? Is it supposed to be chunky? Not a fan of the chunks.

I’m gay but not excited about a person in a Disney character suit gay. You do you Disney gays. I’m like Eeyore if you will. Nope

Tanning everything

My dog hates walks. She loves running around the yard like a maniac. There’s a 2M wooded trail next to my house. Nope. Hates it. Pulls to run home. My Lazybutt doesn’t mind.

The thing about guns with me is…what if civil war breaks out? Or the gov tries to shut us down for no reason. I’d be held up in a battered cvs with my bestie. Defending, idk something?

Why are you gey? Idk? Just am.

Charging my battery power cubes incase I lose power Sunday night Monday. I’m supposed to get 18-24in of heavy wet snow with high winds. So close to spring. Sigh.

Friends want to come over Sunday night for the nor’easter. I have a wood stove and fireplaces. Idk if I want company tbh. Not feeling it. But I’ll host anyway. Stupid blizzard

I’m thinking of moving to the emerald coast of Florida.

Skinny fat gay in the sun

Every hole on his Crocs had a charm. I was like no. You child man.