Oh my.

“Talk about what you’re doing with Purina”

Can’t wait to see if Bill Polian can remember if he voted for Kraft. This is beyond farcical.

Patriots Nation returns to Defcon 5.

They overcooked the pudding on the quarter zip. The zipper across the middle is just way too much.

Raw does something cool and changes up the intro, does a nice angle to set up the rest of the show...then goes back to the same sterile recap they do after every PLE. I just want some nice things, I'm not even asking for all of them.

Yes like famous Super Bowl performers Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones and Coldplay.

Just signed up for 14 golf tournaments, wait listed on 3 others. Hoping the snow melts by June so I can play in some of them.

Name a random New England Patriot: Jarvis Green.

Damn I would have cashed a helluva 4-way parlay on that card. Sometimes the simplest solution is the best. They got both winners right. That said, both Rumbles were pretty boiler plate and basic. And The Jey run-it-back stuff actively detracts from the product. #RoyalRumble

The 2020 men's #RoyalRumble is my favorite wrestling match of all time, so this intrigues me so far.

SmackDown lied to me, I was specifically told Bron Breakker was entrant #1. #RoyalRumble

Right call on the Drew-Sami match, just not sure how they get that belt to Mania. I have doubts. #RoyalRumble

The ESPN app needs to find a happy medium between fast-forwarding one second at a time and the speed of light. #RoyalRumble

HOT TAKE: I'm done with the Gunther retirement tour. #RoyalRumble

The women's rumble was very well performed, but not paced very well, and lacked much sizzle. The talent is off the charts right now, but they were not put in the best position. The right person did win, and her journey was set up well. #RoyalRumble

Hockey East at the Whitt, UNH vs UConn women’s hockey. 6pm on ESPN+! 🏒 🥅

The year is 2078... Man has successfully colonized Mars. The average NBA salary is 100 million dollars. People watch their favorite shows and movies by simply closing their eyes. And Djokovic and Alcaraz will play for a Grand Slam championship.

SCORCHING HOT SPORTS TAKE: Chris Fowler is far superior calling tennis than he is on college football. Will continue to think his best fit there is hosting GameDay.

This is some weapons-grade BS right here.

The Broncos scored 33 points in their last game with their starting QB

The Patriots are in the Super Bowl, and Bills fans are left to hope someone named Brady won't kill their hopes and dreams.

Maye waits half a second and looks down the middle he has Cooks for at least 40.

Very well-articulated column, would love to see it on @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social in two weeks.

The Super Bowl should operate under guillotine league rules, where the Patriots can pick up Nik Bonnito and Puka Nacua

I was yesterday years old when I learned that Leonard Taylor was a human person.

The New England Patriots are in the Super Bowl for the first time in the BlueSky era. What a time to be alive.

We are so back.

Seattle made it to Super Bowls XL and LX. That's a fun little note.

Opening line Seattle -3.5, that feels like stealing.

Why not just take the delay of game there? The 1 second is so much more valuable than the 5 yards.

4D chess move by Seattle to take the sack and avoid having to decide whether to kick the FG to go up 7.

Durant Kupped him

Patriots in the Super Bowl. Rams benefit from bad missed PI call late in the fourth. 2019 is SO BACK!

Now it feels significant

About time someone named Durant did something in Seattle.

Kicking the point there means McVay is not confident his team will keep Seattle off the board the rest of the game

That has to be the most negative EPA penalty of the year.

Smith: Bozo Jake: Bobo

Rams-Seahawks watched the first game, and told America "You need this".

Can't help but notice the Patriots just beat three playoff teams in the last three weeks...

Halftime score: Patriots lead Broncos 7-7.

Ivy League action in the Upper Valley. Dartmouth hosts Columbia, 2pm on ESPN+! 🏀

If Brandon Beane was not involved in deciding who should be head coach then he should not be general manager. Pegula completely, unabashedly botched that presser, throwing his former coach and a current player under the bus. That was a complete embarrassment for the franchise.

Frasier > Cheers

Drafting Keon Coleman was Red Autry's decision.

There's a reason why Terry Pegula doesn't speak publicly very often.

Brandon Beane:

All I can hear is Hakim Warrick launching himself into the corner.