'what if there was mpreg but for women' man do i have some news for me that im not gonna BELIEVE

im so tired

mods nya nyan nyanya nya EVISCERATION nya nyanyan nyan nyanya nya nya nyan nyanyanya nya

im break dancing rn but like really slowly

the rabid beast does not concern itself with whose leg it's biting

ugghhh guuh *fucking kills you with my mega neco blast*

anogus

wahg

Cave dweller has reportedly been spotted casting inverse crown of thorns

five hundred headaches vvwwoowwwm

how many people need to be present for it to be considered social drinking

*i brush my hand through my hair smugly it gets stuck*

when an adaptation of a female character removes all their sharper features turning them into another stock anime girl so i genuinely have to get whoever made it put on death row

there is SO MUCH fetish stuff on youtube but some people like their ears being licked and that's apparently against tos nineoneeightfour

is cave a good gender neutral name do you think employment would be possible if my name was legally cave

(infomercial voice) HELLO!! IM CAVE DWELLER HERE WITH THE HIT NEW DEVICE "THE OOMF SWITCH™" WITH JUST THE PUSH OF THIS BUTTON "ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵍʰ" YOULL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OOMF OVERSLEEPING EVER AGAIN "ᵈⁱᵈ ᵍᵒᵈ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵐⁱᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ". AND IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL EVEN HIT HIM WITH A STICK "ʷᵃⁱᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ"

at this point even sleeping is starting to get old

my brother when i have an emotional episode and do self destructive behaviours after he spent the last thirty minutes being pedantic and misinterpreting/ignoring what im saying (its the fifth time this has happened)

*im beeping rapidly because i am a bomb*

spinning the wheel to see which limb i gnaw off

im gonna take a nap, if anyone needs me re reconsider

fuck the sippy is wimming

havin a lil thc cbd sippy

id make a pretty good model for a ghoul maybe a decrepit geist of some kind

whp up downloading they updates

"TRY COMPETITIVE" how bout you TRY GARGLING MY BALLS

i kinda fw deadpools moveset a lot mostly healpool tbh but it's pretty much the same

i just like to be annoying and waste time

ive thought about trying to go for platinum rank in mr so i can get the border but also i don't wanna do that

waiting for burgy to cook

look at my fucking streamer dawg

my taste in media is immaculate if you have something wrong with you or if you eat a brick of acid

the Cave dweller life cycle: sleep forever and die

BREEEEEEAAAD

NYYAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i should be given the deathnote i don't think i could be trusted with it i just wanna kill people that i don't like

hit a joint through my nose call that shit a lobotomy n no

i eated a bomb

me when i know there's a perfect neco arc image for a joke but i didn't save it and now i can't find it

call me oregon the way i trail ?

'that thing looks dangerous. we probably shouldn't mess with it' the curious and short-lived Cave dweller:

who decided this body was mine

im thinking about taking a hacksaw to my thigh

my head hurts more often than it doesn't

charmy bee has fucking brain damage??!? what

there is no peanut butter in these its just like oreo chocolate cakes theres no pea nor nut its not bad but like where whats happeninged to my peanububer

i wish i could beam noises into people's heads