I only get five lorazepam per year and I don’t know if I want to use them all on this one night. Don’t tempt me, River Oaks

I created a queer Peter Pan musical for my novel and boy is it a mess! Read all about it on my Substack #booksky #musicaltheater #writingcommunity #queerbooks daltonlyle.substack.com/p/i-created-...

Just got my first one-star review because my book satirizes our dependence on and misuse of AI, and the reviewer…. doesn’t like AI

Sometimes I need to honk in traffic but the horn of my little Honda makes a little meep-meep sound like the Roadrunner. Honestly humiliating. Like making me a platypus in a den of tigers.

This is not the city and this is not the climate. These folks fixing to have the worst day of their lives.

In which I discuss the infamous 1997 Jarrell, TX F5 tornado, its effect on me, and how I channeled that into my first novel #wxsky #tornado #booksky #writingcommunity #txwx daltonlyle.substack.com/p/fictionali...

Chronic fatigue is fun! Just kidding, shoot it in the freaking face.

Oh hey, my proof just came!

Titus Andronicus had some real zingers

Canvas down right as students are supposed to take their final. This is why I will always believe in paper and pencils!

You know millennial brainrot is real when you have the Wanna Fanta song stuck in your head every time you read about the hantavirus

I love Traveler’s Cart in Houston so much. I regret not giving them a shout-out before. Magnificent pandan pancakes and Vietnamese iced coffee and other stuff. Please book your next brunch there. There was hardly anybody last time I went.

I am totally convinced the grizzlies of Yellowstone know I’m coming in July and are waiting especially for me 😭

I’m supposed to go hiking in Yellowstone in July and now I’m scared shitless, somebody help me 😭 😭 😭 I’m a swamp kid, I don’t do mountains and grizzly bears komonews.com/news/nation-...

I wrote and finished my first book at 38 years old. Here’s how it happened. daltonlyle.substack.com/p/how-i-wrot.... #writesky #booksky #writerscommunity #writers #ADHD #depression #mentalhealth

I will never forget talking to somebody about this and them describing an all-consuming black wall of wind headed right at them and all the men around them peeing their pants as it passed over the beer cooler they were hiding in

It took me till I was 38 to finally write a book. Here’s how it happened: daltonlyle.substack.com/p/how-i-wrot... #writesky #booksky #writerscommunity #writers #adhd #depression

Finally some wonderful news in this wretched world 😭

My debut novel, Wade & Felix Forever, comes out June 9th. I talk about some of the issues that inspired me to write it: daltonlyle.substack.com/p/why-i-wrot... #writesky #booksky #writingcommunity #queerbooks #lgbtqreads #yabooks

My debut novel, Wade & Felix Forever, comes out June 9th. I talk about some of the issues that inspired me to write it: daltonlyle.substack.com/p/why-i-wrot...

Super normal, healthy society we have here where everybody thinks everything is a staged hoax

Oui-ted Rivalry

My new novel Wade & Felix Forever has a 4 star rating on NetGalley. Hopefully that’s a good thing? Pre-order it for 3.99 and find out for yourself: www.daltonlyle.com/books #writesky #writingcommunity #gay #yanovels #booksky #writers #selfpublishing

Everything is terrible and the world might end, but you can still pre-order my new novel Wade & Felix Forever for $3.99. It’s “like stepping into a complete fever dream in the best way” www.daltonlyle.com/books #indieauthor #booksky #queerbooksky #yabooks #writersky #writingcommunity

Everything is terrible and the world might end, but you can still pre-order my new novel Wade & Felix Forever for $3.99. It’s “like stepping into a complete fever dream in the best way” www.daltonlyle.com/books #indieauthor #booksky #queerbooksky #yabooks #writersky #writingcommunity

Which is precisely why halfway through writing my novel I had to change the paranormal prank idea from an alien to a Sasquatch. Glad I did.

I just got lectured by my tabby cat for forgetting to sprinkle probiotics on her dinner. My mother-in-law saw the whole thing. I’ll never live down the humiliation. #caturday

Thanks to the extraordinary Jet Purdie for the cover art of my novel Wade & Felix Forever! See more of his beautiful work at www.jetpurdie.com AND HIRE HUMAN ARTISTS FOR GOD’S SAKE #graphicdesigner #coverart #coverdesign #writesky #booksky #artsky

Thanks to the extraordinary Jet Purdie for the cover art of my novel Wade & Felix Forever! See more of his beautiful work at www.jetpurdie.com AND HIRE HUMAN ARTISTS FOR GOD’S SAKE #graphicdesigner #coverart #coverdesign #writesky #booksky #artsky

Searching for #ARC readers who would be willing to read a YA/LGBTQ dark comedy and review it on a site of their choice. If you like movies like Booksmart, this will be up your alley #writesky #booksky #YAbooks

Searching for #ARC readers who would be willing to read a YA/LGBTQ dark comedy and review it on a site of their choice. If you like movies like Booksmart, this will be up your alley #writesky #booksky #YAbooks

“I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” Fans of Booksmart, I Kissed Shara Wheeler, and Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda will love Wade & Felix Forever. Read it for free below in exchange for a review! #booksky #writesky #YAbooks #lgbtqbooks

Want to read one of the funniest books of the year before it comes out? I'm looking for ARC readers who can read and review my novel by May. But—as previous reviewers have pointed out—don't spoil it :) Sign up here: forms.gle/k87odBfiycQG... #writesky #booksky #YAbooks #gaybooks #booktok #ARC

"I do not think this will be leaving my mind any time soon" Wade & Felix Forever is a book that will stay in your mind for a long-ass time! Pre-order the ebook for $3.99 and find out why: www.daltonlyle.com/books #indieauthor #booksky #queerbooksky #yabooks #writersky #writingcommunity

Advance praise for Wade & Felix Forever: “I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” and “I urgently want all of my friends to consume this book when it finally comes out!” #booksky #yabooks #writesky #writerscommunity #queerbooks

Don’t forget that you can read Wade & Felix Forever for free right now on NetGalley or BookSirens and leave a review! #writersky #booksky #writerscommunity

Wade & Felix Forever is a darker, edgier Diary of a Wimpy Kid featuring a bonkers queer-themed Peter Pan musical, conspiracy theorist podcaster aunts, and the most dangerous spider in the world! Pre-order the ebook for only $3.99: www.daltonlyle.com/books #writerscommunity #writesky #booksky

Shout-out to the talented superhero that is Jet Purdie, who produced the beautiful cover art for my novel Wade & Felix Forever! You can see more of his work at www.jetpurdie.com #booksky #writersky

Wade & Felix Forever is featured on the March 2026 YA bundle on www.booksirens.com! Read it for free or preorder it on sale at www.daltonlyle.com #booksky #writersky

Shout-out to the talented superhero that is Jet Purdie, who produced the beautiful cover art for my novel Wade & Felix Forever! You can see more of his work at www.jetpurdie.com #booksky #writersky

One reader of Wade & Felix Forever stated, “I do not think this will be leaving my mind anytime soon!” Download a free copy of my novel today at NetGalley.com or BookSirens.com for a sneak peek and lose your mind too! #writersky #booksky

One reader of Wade & Felix Forever stated, “I do not think this will be leaving my mind anytime soon!” Download a free copy of my novel today at NetGalley.com or BookSirens.com for a sneak peek and lose your mind too! #writersky #booksky

“I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” — read my new novel Wade & Felix Forever for free at NetGalley.com and see how much it tickles your funny bone! #booksky #writersky #gaybooks #lgbtqbooks #YA

“I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” — read my new novel Wade & Felix Forever for free at NetGalley.com and see how much it tickles your funny bone! #booksky #writersky #gaybooks #lgbtqbooks #YA

If you have the time, please read my book for free on NetGalley.com and leave me honest feedback through a star rating or review 🥺 #writersky #booksky

Read a free advance copy of my book Wade & Felix Forever at BookSirens and leave a review. As one reviewer put it, it’s a story you will not forget anytime soon! booksirens.com/book/Y3563QQ... #writersky #booksky #yanovels #lqbtqbooks

One reader on NetGalley said “I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” and another said “I urgently want all of my friends to consume this book when it finally comes out!” #booksky #yanovels #writesky #lgbtqnovels

Well, it’s been a little later than a year, but better late than never

One reader on NetGalley said “I haven’t laughed this hard reading a book in a long time” and another said “I urgently want all of my friends to consume this book when it finally comes out!” #booksky #yanovels #writesky #lgbtqnovels