How do I explain to anyone that I caught a cold because I stood outside smoking on the balcony at 3am on a cold December night because the singe of a cigarette butt is the only warmth my lips consistently feel...

As the cold northern winds blow in, I'm preparing myself for the long winter by stockpiling myself with material for movie marathons. Besides LoTR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Underworld and Resident Evil, what other franchises make up for a good movie marathon ?

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen Keanu Reeves blow cigarette smoke onto a bug, I'd have two dollars. It isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 8: Fire Force "But gramps, there's fanservice" so do 99% of animes. That's what the japanese do. Get over it. The audio engineering and animators went hard in the sauce. Just look at this out of context image and hop on to watch it.

"10 pulls won't hurt to build pity" I tell myself and get a character "Surely the weapon won't also come in 10 pulls" I say and am proven wrong again I can't stop winning. Also, yeah, follow me for more gambling XD

STOP SHOVING AI SLOP ON MY DEVICES

Lazy saturday shitpost

Me, when I have a well-kept secret:

Check up on your friends. Especially the funny ones.

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 7: Overlord. Yes, it has it's flaws, but it's amidst the isekai I like. A decently-written villain story, lots of mystery to be solved throughout the series as well. The CGI isn't even bad in it either. AA tier in my books.

I hadn't "stopped to smell the flowers" in a long while, but as I had this cup of tea and biscuits (that i had to put on a medication leaflet), listening to the birds chirping in the park I am at, I felt alive again

She drew blood from my thigh, so she is now air jailed

You think you wear the crown of "Buffoon, king/queen of scuff" BUT IT IS I WHO WEARS IT. I was muted in OBS for 2 and a half hours....

The long-awaited continuation of the series is finally here

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 6: Black Lagoon. Watch the anime. The Omake. The OVA. I love this anime and it's over-the-top moments of violence & comedic spice. This is THE anime for strong female leads - Revy, Balalaika, Roberta, Eda... Even Sawyer and Fang WATCH. IT. S-tier Anime

I slipped on some ice and fell in those comedic ways. As my ass fell on the ground, I saw my phone and my wallet cross paths, flying in two different directions. Cinema

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 5: Kengan Ashura. The unique art style it has, the dramatic flair and over-the-top martial arts. I write this while still in awe of the last 2 episodes and having read the manga, I really hope we get Kengan Omega. Great battle tournament anime!

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 4: So I'm a Spider, So What? After finishing the episodes, I am saddened to find out that there will be no season 2. Still, a lovely mix of comedy and intricate action. A certain plot twist got me off my chair since I didn't expect it at all. S-tier anime.

This could canonically be how Crowe spends his Friday evening and none of y'all would be none the wiser for it...

Roommate: Imp, you're a dog person and the cat is a bit mental. I am worried about her getting used to you while I am away on vacation... Me & the cat for the last few days:

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 3: Kaiju No.8 Season 1 was great. I cannot lie and say I'm not a huge sucker for shonen series. It has a nice bit of comedic scenes sprinkled in for variety as well. And the art style of the kaiju monsters is GREAT and flavourful. Can't wait for season 2!

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 2: ID: INVADED 13 episodes of thrilling, supernatural/sci-fi mystery that ramps up into the most mindfuck ending. "Minority Report" the anime with some twists. Honestly, you can just watch it for Kenjiro Tsuda voices the main character.

Grandpa's Anime recommendations. Episode 1: The Elusive Samurai Currently at only 1 season, I've had a lot of fun watching this series. The art is top-notch and the story is rather interesting. There are some funny moments, questionable homoerotic scenes and some gore. S-tier anime.

@kiharii.bsky.social cooked this great commission that I got for myself and my boy @leyonlagure.bsky.social as a christmas gift. And yes, this is a supernatural reference, guess who's Dean and who's Sam

It's a whole miracle that I managed to balance a full-time corporate job, a social life and ungodly hours of gaming. Those 6% you see for HZD ? That's the full game played through WITH all side quests and achievements picked up. 2025, I'm going even HARDER

I've anxiously awaited the release of Path of Exile 2 since it was announced in 2019. I got an early access key last week even. I am homeless since Monday and can't play. This is the dark timeline for sure. Good luck to the people that can play tonight

"Impirias, why did you sign your resignation?" Me:

6 hours later into the stream, and actually 3 streams later since we started, Ley actually fixed his build and he's no longer sandbagging. We balled, now we nap

I'M FUCKING BALLING

My GotY choices with some explanations - A thread. Starting off, we have general GOTY and my choice is monkey. Why not the others? 1 - F*CK SONY 2 - I am not voting GOTY for a DLC, no matter how good it is. the FF7 remake and Methaphor actually are close second to monkey for me

I hit my kneecap on the door frame and I SWEAR I saw all my past lives and my body bluescreened for a second

Nov-12 First instance of hearing "All I want for christmas" in the supermarket

Bluesky, I made a video! It took a while, but I like to believe that it's my first step towards making some entertaining content. Have a look, I'm open to criticism youtu.be/BSaxz_Js7ts

I hope everyone had a nice weekend.

WHY IS EDITING SO HARD. THIS IS JUST GETTING THE CLIPS I WANT FROM THE RAW FOOTAGE, This took me 3 hours to do T_T

Tis the season. Happy Halloween everyone!

"Crowe, what happened?" "I went into the storage room last night...." "And ?" "....and I drank it..." 🎨 by @usagiiart.bsky.social

Woke up to this. Crying, throwing up right now T_T

If you can't match my freak, it's time to get out of the clown car.

This one cut deep

Imagine having a friend or two in an MMORPG so I could do stuff I can't solo, fuck around and have a good time... A man can dream

Game has gone rogue, trying to use my entire CPU for itself for some reason. Microphone bugging out OBS disconnecting. The fates have decided - stream ended after 3.5 hours. I'm going to go cry in a corner for a bit, if y'all will excuse me

I'm goddamn late because Helldivers 2 is trying to destroy my CPU somehow. Trying to figure out what I can do to fix it and it will be go time. Live in 10-15 minutes!

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Liberty Day is upon us, fellow Super Earth citizens and helldivers. The absolutely worst duo to have ever existed is heading to liberate some planets around 4pm CET today. Catch us on twitch, come hang out

@bsky.app please consider enabling image/gif/vids function for direct messages. Signed, A dumbass sho communicates with memes

Fun fact: I have 15 Gigabytes of unsorted memes The problem I face is that I don't remember which ones I made and which ones I've scrounged from various parts of the internet.

Just got my first ever Vgen commission submitted. It's so easy to actually look into a market of REAL artists on bsky, instead of soliciting bots on shitter. 🎨 by @allegrezza