I accidentally started a wildlife CrossFit program 💪

Not every day, but… some days require aggression 😤

The day I dream of… but will never live to see 🧹

Even the tires are happier than me in winter ☃️

Adopting a tiny panther = instant mysterious vibes 🖤

My New Year’s resolution will solve this issue 😀

POV: You walked so TikTok could run 🎤

The silent verdict of someone who knows your secrets. 🐿️

This is my actual dog Blitz. Blitz can be a 💩. Blitz loves to show his teeth. I have no doubt I'll pay for this later. 😃 HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

We need a little bit of snark amidst our holiday cheer. Just a tiny bit. 😀

FIND THE CAT 🐱 Some Santa fun for the whole family! When you find it, write either “found it” or “Santa” 🎅

But what about the song? 😂

Dasher be door dashin' now. 😀

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Honestly, staying home with the dog is the holiday spirit. 🐕

You may pass… if you solve my bathroom riddle.🚽

They have a point….

That moment your trust is shattered in one bite 🍪

My face, trying to express empathy and kindness….

And never forget it!

When your veggies have better comedic timing than you 🥕

Please, Susan… the only thing you manage is your lunch break 🙄

Pets are a lifetime commitment. ❤️

When you’re cold but the budget is… creative. ❄️

Regrets? Zero. Crimes? Many 😼

My pet doing a full loyalty audit the second I walk in 👀

When you’ve achieved peak coziness and life demands movement… 😤

You said angel, I delivered 😇

Fortifying the tree like it owes us rent 🧱

Plot twist: the hacker becomes your tech support 📞

Grandmas, brace yourselves… Reindeer Season has begun! 🦌

Landlord said no pets… so I got a roommate instead 🐴

Emotional support flower, totally allowed in the lease 🌻

When the group chat hears someone opened snacks 🦝

Dress me up again, Karen… and your shoes are done for. 😾

Furniture? No. This is my cat’s personal penthouse suite 🍷

If the Grinch can commit to a dog, what’s your excuse? 🐶

He said he’d get off the counter. He lied. 😼

When your dog starts asking questions about the meaning of life 🧐

Sorry Brownie….

I don’t shed… I glitterify your furniture 🐶

Dogs: improving humanity one wag at a time ❤️

My 🤯 is blown! This is a heart murmur recording WITHOUT the use of a stethoscope. Seriously, the team could HEAR THE MURMUR THIS LOUD!!! 😱😳 Thank you Sarah Patrick from Doyle’s Veterinary Center in Glasgow, KY for sharing this video! 🦄👏

Quality control: I must ensure this burger meets… my standards 🍔

One’s Santa’s favorite… the other is on probation 🎅

Cats don’t train, they delegate 🐾