I'm not gay, but that's amazing.

Hey homos; does anyone have some companies/boutiques/stores online I can check out that do wrestling singlets? My one has finally been laid to rest. Bonus points for zips/snaps/flaps, low slung, or fun colours. Better for a taller build please! 🙏

I love when I call a govt department or service; "Due to an unprecedented amount of volume of calls, your wait time is approximately 45 minutes." But how is it unprecedented EVERY. SINGLE. TIME? It must be precedented by this point. Surely.

It didn't take long for me to see reels of people losing fingers on July 4th. 🎆

Nine injections, four local anaesthetic, three catheters, two sclerotherapy treatments. Time for bed. 😖

Off for some leg surgery because I can't stand these hoes.

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life is a series of finely tuned adjustments and i have rather severe neuropathy

Now that pride month is over I'd like to say goodbye to all the gay people again for another year. 👋🏻

I think that once Reddit remove "old Reddit" styling and functionality, I will finally call it a day. I absolutely loathe the new* Reddit formatting. * it isn't particularly new, I've been hanging onto old Reddit for a long time.

William Basinski is playing one show in Australia and I would move heaven and earth to see him perform the disintegration loops. I must make the smart decision, and choose surgery instead. 😮‍💨

Stop what you're doing, listen.

Imagine arguing with the bus driver about an express service when he's stuck in traffic. This bus has just one stop. The destination. HE CAN NOT CONTROL THE TRAFFIC MY GUY, STOP YELLING AT HIM.

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1/3 "We like to joke about daddies because there’s something inherently uncomfortable in the term. Calling men you like or want to fuck a pet name for father makes people squirm because it allows you to out your desires in a sexual and vulgar way. The joke allows the teller to become daddy.

Ten years later, it still holds up alright. You are missed, Jamie.

Pikuniku 2 announced for Steam in 2027. Yay!

Completely missed this one.

Early August release!! I am very excited.

you aim for my eyes but you forgot that the heart is where all the action is

Uniqlo make 35" denim. How have I not known about this?

Why do straight boys need to go to the barber in groups? Why are six of you here if just one of you is getting a haircut? Is this a bonding experience?

ever since I was a young boy, all I wanted to do was grow up and be desirable keywords 🥰

Never speak to me or my son ever again.

I am very slowly clawing my way towards a much needed break. 🫠😮‍💨

New LOTI.

Just a friendly reminder that I *will* speak to the manager if I have to.

Please consider helping if you’re able. I would truly appreciate it. Thank you. gofund.me/ea50d92df

Another birthday finished. Yes, the beard is back.

When Dillinja touches a track, it is unmistakeable.

I often wonder how much more beautiful the world would be if Jai Paul actually got to release his album.

It's the first single degree morning walking to work. I am legally allowed to consider this cold and ignore everyone else.

It's 2026 and I am playing RuneScape again. What a time to be alive.

The downside to being behind a post office for work is that they literally *never* attempt delivery here. Packages just get dropped into the post office.

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I can not honestly say the last time I was in the ocean. It would be at least twelve, maybe fifteen years ago.