can a person feasibly have 6-7 human kidneys

"VyOS 1.6 Scutum" why does this sound too much like "scrotum"

6/10 flags done so far! i did not expect a corpo ctf to go this hard jesus lol

i really am amused at how the work ctf is pulling out all the stops to make it extremely unbearable for llms to play, its 100% back to back pwn challenges in disguise as other classes

do calico cats bring good luck for ctfs? how about coins too

hey hold my laptop's bitlocker key 186956-451550-347666-599093-573980-664763-662299-188595

so tomorrow is hotdog day at work. chat, how many hotdogs can i eat if i have not eaten much today other than an entire bowl of corn

"ByteDance is literally famous for the 996 work culture (9am-9pm, 6 days/week)." ouch

evil: bitnami good: mamdani

feeling cute, might drop a 0day some time soon because the serial port broke on a device i have

holy shit the knicks won :3

OH: “plugshare? is that what they call it when you don’t have enough buttplugs for the entire polycule”

would you eat six bratwurst at work? i would

# OH Q: “do you know lebron james is?” A “isn’t he a baseball player with a home run record or something”

is cachix down or is it just me

my nitro card is now immune to copyfail

day 5 of being sick: sleep schedule - cooked hours of work - don’t even ask 😭 sudden stomach events - 3 sleep - probably now :3

something something getting ur ducks in row

why is emma

> "honey why is our AWS bill $47,000" > "i may have started an ai sweatshop"

yesterday on wild ebay finds: amazon elitebook 845 g7 remember when these were the brand new craze because ryzen? don’t worry amazon LP, this was wiped ;)

i swear every time i attempt using the apple passport attestation at the airport, the machine is consistently broken

oh my god meraki uses uboot on x86

so we rescued a set of cinema film scanners does anyone need a set of cinema film scanners? if you have a need for a cinema film scanner (or can give it a good home!), and can arrange to have it transported from the Seattle area, message me on fedi or e-mail me at [email protected]

" DELL PROLIANT DL380 GEN10," LOL

OH: "is there a good way to search for houses like e621 tags? big_garage small_lawn inflated_living_room"

anyone got pics of me-central-1 post drone strike? is there a giant hole exposing the red zone to the elements? how cooked is the datacenter?

you ever expense two costco glizzies and a shake at work? neither have i until today

i’m holding her pawb 🥹

dual posting from mastodon: > it's time to start scraping and botting surplus auction websites for the love of the game >:3 > well, first i must add error handling which meant spending all night trying to self deploy sentry which is a unique form of torture

line: crossed!

just made my word blender a catgirl,,,

"Wait, plan mode is still active? That's weird." words said before nuking the entire codebase

emma

anyways it’s 2 AM, look at this idiot’s beans

triple OH special: “boofing progesterone up your urethra” “so you know how ketamine is called the khole, can you call progesterone depression the phole?“ “peehole”

rate my desk

OH: fiberglass infused lube

dma.space is proud to announce our grand opening! We'll be opening up the space, giving tours, demoing projects, and accepting membership sign-ups. No RSVP is needed! Fri Jan 16, 5pm - 10pm Sat Jan 17, Noon - 10pm Sun Jan 18, Noon - 9pm #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #makerspace

HAHA MEOWING AT 39c3,,,

FINAL UPDATE SR 167 Do you see what I see? Northbound SR 167 lanes and on-ramps are BACK OPEN in Kent and Auburn. Floodwater has receded, sandbags have been removed and WSDOT crews have inspected the highway before REOPENING Friday afternoon, Dec. 19.

OH: “piss is warm just piss on yourself”

39c3 Meowing Session! Day 2, 16:30 events.ccc.de/congress/202... #39c3

DON’T FORGET YOUR PHONE, WALLET, AND KEYS

i am once again asking, what is a turn signal. all i know is hotdog

anyways hello san francisco - i’m inside your walls

omg the sf muni rail makes the same beeps as the st link

It's official, we have the keys to our new space! We are beyond excited and busy moving in and setting up. We don't have an opening date yet, but we're hoping to be ready in the next couple weeks!

You've seen some early photos of the space in progress. Now see some with ✨aesthetic✨ And hey, please share and boost with your friends. We want to become a resource for devs, makers, and artists and sharing is one of the best ways to help us do that! #pnw #seattle #hackerspace #makers