ANYWAY jkdfjk so how do we feel about discothèque last drop

i cant find them often but ive gotta say, i really really appreciate fics where a character's situation really is dogshit and theres no viable way to like. cinderella them out of it and the only possible response is "shit, im sorry its like that, is there anything you need from me?"

zaundads as dudes at the community center gym. vander is the tallest guy there, always wears tiny athletic shorts and a t-shirt from a national park. everyone thinks he works there (he doesnt) but he helps ppl if they ask how the machines work. walks around holding a towel at dick height.

vander is a beauoutiful angel the loveliest prettiest princess in the world

did i just completely neglect to post the zombie au doodles. anyway here u go lets all imagine some kind of plot together bc that went out the window the MOMENT i started drawing the chesticles #vanco #zaundads

all i can draw lately is dumb shit. also tits. bon appetit. #vanco #zaundads

absolutely unprecedented amounts of irritation today lads i need to tear something apart with my teeth RARARAARAAAAAAAAAAAGH

heres what my sketch page looks like today. whatcha got planned for that cigar vander uh oh

Today is a vander tiddy day

today drawing was An Ordeal but i am a vander titty enjoyer first and an artist second. #vanco #zaundads

many brainworms about zaundads dishonored au. the idea of vander escaping prison and ending right up at the hound pits pub is very funny to me imagine being the lynchpin of an operation that meets at the [your nickname] [horny concept] pub

zaundads wrestling au dog collar match. does anyone else see my vision.

i am thrilled to announce the vander tittysucking fic is DONE & just barely over 6k words.

steeples my hands. nemesis vanderwick

i feel like a youth pastor for tits im watching a stardew valley video like "do you know who ELSE has golden-quality melons? vander"

oyun vander. does anyone else see the vision

let me drown by orville peck is an extremely vanco song and it has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days. unfortunately my brain has inexplicably decided to conjure a version of it covered by kermit the frog

gritting my teeth as hard as possible. i need to put my blorbos in deep unrelenting and inescapable emotional/psychological agony. for no reason in particular.

vanders bazoinkas. siri send post

what if i dont sleep until i finish this fic. literally i will not rest until vanders titties get sucked

i have to say. getting an "i miss you" message from my ex was not on my bingo card for today.

listen. jayvik witcher au viktor is a witcher jayce is a sorcerer it works it works. viktor leans a wee bit more mh, he goes hog wild with mutagens and half his hair turns white. jayce is a nerd about magic but is embroiled in the sociopolitical whims of the kingdoms. im cooking. im cooking.

does a kickflip. and what if bottomvander. and silco being absolutely besotted down horrendous style.

Hey let's not turn Jayce into a racial stereotype for your Stillwater Prison Jayce AU

lets all hold hands & imagine vander being so so so babygorl

vander needs to be motorboated and god help anyone who cuts silco in line

writing some vander titty indulgence inspired by/jumping off of one of @popskull.buzz's drawings teehee

puts my head in my hands. realizing extremely belatedly that i have no idea how to write a character nutting.

do u ever just. lays on the floor. the concept of vanco. theyre just. theyre so.

falls to my knees sobbing. i couldve been based rat

hmmm maybe i should keep working on my Jayce Gets Tried In Zaun fic..................

oh also ive said this before but vander and silco could absolutely do henry and eleanor the lion in winter. can u imagine.

once again. i am making u look at him

my babeygirl my ANGLE #vander

my babeygirl my ANGLE #vander

beuatoiful princess

would vanders titties swing while he gets fucked. discuss.

i think 2x07 silco stress bakes and hes dogshit at it. powder's whacking two cookies together like "wow u really outdid urself, i cant even tell what these were supposed to be" meanwhile silco is at the kitchen table with his head in his hands, oven mitts still on like "theyre. macarons."

you would not believe the series of mental leaps i took over the course of about 2 seconds to justify singed/benzo as a pairing maybe this is why im unmedicated

slams the brakes and does a cool spin. romantasy author silco x his regular-ass man neighbor vander

bottom vander appeared to me in the space between wakefulness and sleep and yoinked me right out of artblock. #vanco #zaundads

i do think vander would need reading glasses (vanco both would lbr) and he would forget theyre on his face and get them stuck in his shirt while hes taking it off. if u give him a sexy trait u have to balance it w something stupid as hell

gotta say i appreciate reading fics where characters Want to be on meds or transition or whatever but for some external reason cant. it sucks ass to experience and when i read about characters in that same boat it feels less like everyones progressing without me and im the one person left behind.

world is a fuck. depression hours 24 fucking 7 babey

sits bolt upright in a cold sweat. bottom older vander x top younger silco. this is anything

anyway i do want to draw some tits and my tablet is riiiight next to me but my brain is just not bluetoothing to my hands rn

vanco could do glass coffin. vander has the tits for it. aaaaaaaand post 😌

very definitely me being too sensitive abt stuff but it is so disheartening to see like. tit-based gender prescriptivism. ive never! ever! seen a depiction of a trans body like mine aside from the 2 times ive done the drawing myself, and one of those times i got anon hate for "unrealistic" depiction

DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS FAT BEAR WEEK

vander titty enthusiasts rise up #vanco #zaundads