its my birthday everyone get horny about vander STAT

im a broken record at this point. #vander

'twas discussed before but i like the idea that Back In The Day it was well known around the mines that if u need to blow off some steam u go to vander. absolutely no risk of mistaking him for a heterosexual that guy is giving more oral than. than ????? well hes doing it a lot is the point

tomorrow i get the results for the last exam i need to pass to qualify for another credential 😬

gave him an earring and it made him look like a naked pirate. #vander

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

vander was specifically designed to be put in situations

[sailor moon attack voice] vander..... kilt........ upskirt!!!!

writing vanco smut is like. well first you must devote 2k words to dumbass sex shenanigans. its like foreplay to them

It’s been a minute since I drew something but here’s a lil something I made for @badrates.bsky.social for the Muddled Sugarcube exchange!! I had fun with this 😆 #arcane #zaundads #vanco

need more pathetic silco. something something silco doing the laundry & deciding on a whim to sniff vanders undies. three minutes later vander sees him nose Fully Buried and is like. okay well ig i could have predicted that this would happen at some point.

1) vander with a gay earring 2) vander with the earring torn out post-river

why can i not repost the same post 15x in a row. theyre nerfing my obnoxiousness

Vander's balls and tits and ass. AND his gut. send post

what trying to write smut feels like:

society if ppl didnt look at a pairing and decide that the skinner one is the main character of the relationship

hhhhh having one of those days (& lives) where its like. if bodily autonomy is off the table then id prefer not to have a body at all but unforch here we are.

whats a guy gotta do to find nipple clamps for his beautiful big-titted husband

[jigsaw voice] Vander Is A Milf. to me

iiiiii want to write more vander titty fic but have no ideas except Titty

okay i think in shimmer-hextech roleswap au where vanco is jayvik the trial goes differently. vander cuts a deal with grayson and visits silco before the trial, they break into uhhh the office (wondering if heimerdinger and singed should stay as-is) and have something to present to the council.

fic done!!! here's vander and silco being disgusting about one another. archiveofourown.org/works/79788051

need vander bouncing and moaning on it

The people yearn for Vander’s tits

okay so. concept thats been rotating in my mind lately has been closeted transmasc jayce + the trial as kind of like him being outed (not like outed At the trial but suddenly these ppl who have a lot of control over his future are going through his entire apartment for things to use against him)

steps up to the microphone. uhhhh vander panting during sex

vanco where vander was a complete heartthrob when he was younger and silco was peripherally aware of this but ultimately skeptical of anyone whos that popular, then as they age vander becomes more self-conscious of his body but silco just gets hornier for him by the day. calls him a fine wine.

real bad dysphoria day. yeehawww

silco bringing vander as his plus one to some sort of [waves hand vaguely] function and vander isnt used to the dress code so he asks silco what he should wear and silco starts listing off clothes that are slightly too small but vanders kept anyway. enrichment in silcos enclosure.

For the size difference enjoyers. 🫶

size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.

we collectively have got to get hornier about vander i’ll go first i need him to do a car wash fundraiser

on a similar note i do think (older) silco is a lightweight who gets clingy when hes drunk. younger silco could probably chug whatever the zaun equivalent of malört is but older silco is 1 glass in and vander is already playing titty keep-away for the sake of silcos reputation.

Mmmmmmm Vander in cut off jean shorts.. uwu

unwell about vanco again lads. i need silco down absolutely catastrophic for vander. vander is just going about his day meanwhile silco is halfway to body worship watching him scratch under his tit

just thought of something evil i could do with this :3c

wip but also you have no idea how much i had to wrestle with this to make it stop looking like vander was licking silcos eye #vanco #zaundads

tomorrows my first physical in like 10 years and i am catastrophizinggggg 🤪🤪🤪

Do We See The Vision

WAIT. BRAIN BLAST

something something felicia hasnt heard from vanco all day, she asks around but no one else has heard from them. goes to the bar to find them. theyre at the counter, silcos hunched over with a septum or lip piercing caught in vanders nipple piercing and theyre arguing. [dolarhyde voice] do u see

exam tomorrowwwwww gotta write 2 essays in one sitting 😑

fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads archiveofourown.org/works/78041971

o shit i should repost the fic link now that ao3 isnt down. i say as though i dont literally have the link pinned

(I’m sorry I had to)

fic POSTED babeyyy!!! thank you extremely much davy popskull for letting me write this. #vanco #zaundads archiveofourown.org/works/78041971

warmup doodle. i was like "i can figure out this guys face so fast" and then it turned out too threemouth #kcd2

hhhh i wish there was a way to post audio on here, id really like to not have to rely on discord/tumblr for posting instrument covers

do we see the vision