It’s part of being a seeker. I had bludgers flying at me too, but the team and I did a better work.

We played better and we won.

—ahem—

SNEEZES BACK

Harv I’m dying

—SNEEEEEEEZE—

Did she just bro-

—inhales deeply, preparing herself to screech—

More flowers

Give me more flowers and we will see

What do you want me to do with this? —points to the sleeping Kahl in her arms—

Baby no, come back, don’t you want kisses?

—blows kiss—

Damn bro thanks. Tell your buddy to take notes

Harv, I can’t believe Alistair got me flowers before you did

Alistair lives in denial of his feelings for Kahlan

Yeah

Oh! For me?

You when Kahlan breathes

No, come on. Harv will take you to the hospital wing while I wake up the gremlin. Want me to get a professor?

Hold on babe— she speaks, petting Kahlan’s hair as she turns to Alistair— when did you start feeling bad

Orders might work on dogs. If you go. I go.

Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit

MOTHERFUCKER- —running after them—

The child! The angry one is missing

I don’t know more than that

That was the last time I saw her

She was with Gabriel saying something about being his princess

Tsk, making me walk away from my man for nothing

The fuck do you want from me

Accurate

WHOOPS

So, how’s the denial going now huh

Amortentia has a different smell for everybody. It smells like the person they love. Let that sink in.

Yup

Jokes on you, it’s amortentia. Glad I could be of help. —walks off—

Here— extended a flask towards him— does this smell seem familiar ?

Fuckface, come here @vincerequaesitor.bsky.social

I know, they cannot deny this one— grins, leaving up to peck his lips— you get Kahl, and I’ll get Ali?

Grins, ever so smug -Yup

Raises two flasks —we make them smell this, ask them what it smells like

Really? Because I had a plan to get them out of their own denial

Want to bug the lovebirds?

Haaaaaaaaaaarv

@ headmaster:

Nope —back to sleep—

Yes. Denial.

Mother of god

The amount of denial-

Absolutely. Once they fuck for the first time? Alistair is living inside her