Flower power! #weird #signs #humor #humour

Current mood. #animals #humor #humour

Does it need the knife, though? #vintage #ad #humor #humour

*Vacation vibe intensifies* #chewy #surfer #humor #humour

I dunno, tastes a little bland. #design #humor #humour

Perhaps there are other factors at play? #graphicdesign #typography #humor #humour

Have a relaxing #caturday everyone! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour#humor#catsofmastodon#catstodon#cats#cat#caturdaycription: a white cat sleeping in a weird contorted position, it's back legs draped over its head, in a closet]

We must imagine Dishyphus happy. #existentialism #absurd #humor #humour #camus

Classic meme! #distractedBoyfriend #humor #humour #medusa #gorgon

"Now do Salieri." #Mozart #Salieri #humor #humour #cat #catstodon #cats #catsofmastodon

And if wasn't a wall model, you could also use it for massive blunt force trauma! #phone #vintage #humor #humour

Seriously, lads, it has been uncool since BEFORE the middle ages. #vintage #humor #humour

Warning: it's #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsomastodon #humor #humour

Same, fridge. Same. #humor #humour #fridge

The Swedish Chef is gonna love this deal. #muppets #bork #humor #humour #typo

I don't think anyone has ever suspected. #humor #humour #vintage #scifi #sff

Arachnophobes understand #lovedThisMovie #TheHobbit #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #humor #humour

I guess this makes February a giant Tuesday? Yeah, that feels right. Well, happy February 1, anyway. #February #January #humor #humour

The vibe around my house these days. Keep it hydrated on another dry #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Some days you're the boy and some days you're the tortoise. Most days you're the lettuce. #vintage #photo #humor #humour

Typography: it matters! #bad #signage #poor #design #humor #humour

Meanwhile in Ontario... #winter #storm #humor #humour

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the pudding-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye worthy o'a grace As lang's my arm. –Robbie Burns, Ode to a Haggis #burnsNight #happyBurnsDay #RobbieBurns #birthday #humor #humour #haggis

Sliding into another #caturday. #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour#humor#catsofmastodon#catstodon#cats#cat#caturdayeo description: a grey cat finds a way to slide into a box already filled with an orange cat and a tabby cat -- both the other cats accept this intrusion.]

It me! #orb #meme #humor #humour

I'm happy to see you, too, coffee. #coffee #humor #humour

It me! (Though I'm seething with rage that I did not coin this term.) #bin #binfluencer #garbage #garbageday #humor #humour

Quote the woman: I'm Jolene. #edgarallanpoe #dollyparton #birthday #humor #humour

PhD Thesis: Developmental changes in using verbal self-cueing in task-completing: situating my inability in being unable to impact a positive effect. #humor #humour #phd

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a Jedi master in the depths of an ether binge. #FridayFeeling #friday #weekend #humor #humour

Typography: it matters! #typeface #typography #font #fonts #humor #humour

One of my periodic reminders that I write books as well as goofy comments on cute/disturbing pictures. This one, The Gates of Polished Horn, was on the Toronto Star's list of their 20 favorite fiction books of the year! It's a collection of some of my best short […] [Original post on mas.to]

"Draw me like one of your French tubers." #humor #humour

Truth in advertising. #humor #humour #thecolonel

"Creepy." ~Pillage Poice. "Super-upsetting." ~Psychology Weekly "I did not care for the duet with the gorilla." ~New Bork Times #humor #humour #theatre #musicals

This big weird white dog has the same Sunday plans as me! #IKnowItsABear #polarbear #humor #humour #dog #dogs #dogstadon

A multilingual #caturday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Smells like an existential crisis (with top notes of ennui and a satisfying base of the absurd.) #candle #existentialCrisis #existentialism #humor #humour

Sometimes being an author gets weird. Like, I just received a rejection from an agent -- whom I queried almost three years ago -- on the same day when I got my contract for the book from my publisher. #humblebrag #humor #humour #writing #amwriting #publishing #books #bookstodon

Really excited to read the new Stephen King novelization of Barney. #weird #humor #humour

Some dialog for the next DnD game. #humor #humour #middleages #medieval #dnd

Up next in 2026. #bad #labels #humor #humour

The blurst of times. #humor #humour

Opening up a #caturday two-pack! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #maybeai

Woo-hoo! A new "Mittens and the Weird Dogs" album is about to drop. #IknowTheyAreSheep #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #sheep #humor #humour

Happy New Year my toots! #cat #cats #catstodon #catofmastodon #happynewyear #newyear #humor #humour

Me, having a super-productive week between Christmas and New Year's. #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #newyear #newyearseve

Me, when it's the week between Christmas and New Year's. #interregnum #newyear #christmas #possum #opossum #humor #humour

What fresh hell is this? #winter #storm #humor #humour

Meanwhile in Canada. #icestorm #freezingrain #tigers #tiger #cat #cats #humor #humour