I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. Steven Wright

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves most things, in fact, are better in the morning. Lewis Thomas

I naturally wanted to be saved, so when I came home I told my mom I wanted to be confirmed. That's the way I related to it, being raised an Episcopalian. I went to Dallas and got confirmed. T-Bone Burnett

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. Rodney Dangerfield

Everyone would talk about their diets and working out and what it made me do was go to craft services where all the food for the cast and crew was and I would eat. Kristin Davis

If you look at the cost of providing health insurance, it actually doesn't cost more to provide a plan with contraceptive coverage than it does without. Jacob Lew

I have deliberately left Sylvester and Julia's appearances to the reader's imagination. Mary Wesley

But the problem is that when I go around and speak on campuses, I still don't get young men standing up and saying, 'How can I combine career and family?' Gertrude Stein

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. John Burroughs

With Alexander's cancer, I was definitely brought to my knees for the first time because of the fear factor. Cathy Freeman

My mom was amazing. She believed in me and we were best friends. Carmen Electra

The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values. William S. Burroughs

The unworthy successor of Peter who desires to benefit from the immeasurable wealth of Christ feels the great need of your assistance, your prayers, your sacrifice, and he most humbly asks this of you. Pope John Paul II

Even if we die at 100, we're still dying young. I want at least 700 years. There's a lot of travelling and books to read and movies to see. I'm not going to squeeze it all in in 85 years. Alexander Payne

My face has changed with the years and has enough history in it to give audiences something to work with. Jeanne Moreau

There is no happiness outside of ourselves. Bryant McGill

The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye. Jimi Hendrix

So as I look at transitioning to the communication platforms of the future, I see that the beauty of Internet protocols is you get the separation of the layers between service and technology. Michael K. Powell

Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated. Scott Weiland

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix

Someday I want to have children and give them all the love I never had. Marilyn Monroe

I was born to a single mom and raised by her and my grandparents. Anthony Foxx

It would be nice if I did have a good relationship with my family, and yes, part of me longs to have a mum and dad who love and accept me for who I am. But if they never do, it's OK. Heather Graham

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Hillary Clinton

Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there's love in my heart or I'm feeling particularly good, the food comes out that much better. And so I think Valentine's Day is a special day. Todd English

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny. Zach Galifianakis

It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. Benjamin Franklin

I buy food and gasoline - that's it. Kat Dennings

I've worked very hard in this book to keep the lines of communication open. I don't want to turn someone away from this information for partisan political reasons. Jared Diamond

I took the process of doing as much myself as I could like a duck to water. I set up my own label and publishing, etc, and it was a fun learning curve two decades ago. David Knopfler

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. John Lasseter

All historical experience demonstrates the following: Our earth cannot be changed unless in the not too distant future an alteration in the consciousness of individuals is achieved. Hans Kung

Error is acceptable as long as we are young but one must not drag it along into old age. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've made three musical movies which is pretty good considering that not many are made but I was lucky in other ways. I came along when independent movies were starting to boom. Christopher Walken

I mean, I think about it, but I don't design my record to get a certain public response. Liz Phair

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. Bette Davis

You know, I don't think any mother aims to be a single mom. I didn't wish for that, but it happened. Charlize Theron

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool. Felix Baumgartner

My desire is to be a forgiving, non-judgmental person. Janine Turner

I'm not really a morning person. Steve Burton

Here's a news flash: No soldier gives his life. That's not the way it works. Most soldiers who make a conscious decision to place themselves in harm's way do it to protect their buddies. They do it because of the bonds of friendship - and it goes so much deeper than friendship. Eric Massa

We know that a man can read Goethe or Rilke in the evening, that he can play Bach and Schubert, and go to his day's work at Auschwitz in the morning. George Steiner

As long as your body is healthy and under control and death is distant, try to save your soul when death is immanent what can you do? Chanakya

Marriage is the tomb of love. Giacomo Casanova

All things are artificial, for nature is the art of God. Thomas Browne

Intellectuals try to keep going. But their situation is very difficult. Those who have had the courage to voice their opposition have often paid a very high price. Tahar Ben Jelloun

The thing about imagination is that by the very act of putting it down, there must be some truth in one's own imagination. Dennis Potter

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix

People who have car collections - I never understood that. I always thought that was unnecessary. It's not beautiful, it's not creative. It's just showing how much money you've got. Daniel Radcliffe