Grab your stakes, some garlic and a bottle of O-Positive! To start October right, I ended up getting bit with WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS & now I wake up at 6 PM. youtu.be/-50E7Zu_MQc

Calling all my Croaker Queens, Fishermen and Hot Widows! This week I traveled back to Southport, NC to watch the new I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER & learned that history never truly stays buried. youtu.be/9-PTriqOyvE

Horror has taught me that Live Children's Game Shows are not to be trifled with. This week I watched V/H/S/99 & ended up in Spirit Halloween's version of Hell. youtu.be/ofZCEtFDnJM

17 kids doing the Naruto run through the streets at 2 AM? No thank you. This week I checked out WEAPONS & now have someone new to believe in: Gladys. youtu.be/Xkbb_2LG_hs

Love me but don't ever touch me... I watched TOGETHER for the first time & realized this exact same thing almost happened when I met Chris Evans. youtu.be/P4LOH2CPx4w

Never trust a man with a jawline that sharp... I watched THE INVITATION for the first time & realized money can buy a lot of things but taste ain't of 'em. youtu.be/hE3B31Adomg

Beware of ticks, bears and MURDERERS. I watched THE BURNING for the first time and it reminded me of what I always say: karma keeps receipts. youtu.be/q26k4zKdrp8

The pregnancy test is positive: for LARVAE. I watched THE FLY for the first time and have confirmed what I always thought: bugs ruin everything. youtu.be/usZEP1X_5bQ

After days...after months...after years...the rage virus is still raging. I watched 28 YEARS LATER for the first time and will now only think of one thing when I hear the word "Alpha". youtu.be/eeB3P91DUp8

A killer beast on land and a killer beast in the water... I watched DANGEROUS ANIMALS for the first time and fully dissociated. I don't do OCEANS! youtu.be/Ir2ETO0mlqk

Oz Perkins returns with quite possibly the most perplexing movie of the year... I watched THE MONKEY for the first time and have confirmed that there is not a single children's toy that can be trusted. youtu.be/y2XHC-KxsEk

Well, this gives new definition to *cough cough*...fur-balls. I was joined by the hairiest man I know, ‪ZZAVID, to watch YOUR MONSTER for the very first time and it left us picking hair out of our teeth. youtu.be/2rIXFLTX_eE

Happy Helen Shivers Day, yall!

The amount of money I am about to rack up in therapy bills... I watched BRING HER BACK for the first time and am fully a rectangle kind of guy moving forward...no more circles. youtu.be/IkgmriHFpHQ

And here I thought that every single day in my actual life felt the exact same... I watched UNTIL DAWN for the first time and will now be checking the daily death rate for every Bed & Breakfast moving forward. youtu.be/NRMaK97go2g

I already avoided log trucks, but now MRI Machines and Garbage Trucks have been added to the list. I watched FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES for the first time and now understand why people choose their own family. youtu.be/c4ZKXj1HHS8

He Who Walks Behind The Rows is named Frendo. And Frendo ain't no friend of mine! I watched CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD for the first time and have officially removed corn from my diet. youtu.be/Og7ozGJpbzU

The club is going up...not necessarily on a Tuesday but it is going up in FLAMES! Grab your stakes and your dancing shoes because SINNERS has finally arrived! youtu.be/SSn52UKt5Tc

You know who finally shows up and with a BANG! Season 2, Episode 7 of THE LAST OF US has has brought the two who are the two together...and leaving us NEEDING MORE. youtu.be/8o3o-3oUAs4

Someone in Shadyside wants the crown....so badly they are willing to KILL for it. I watched FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN for the first time and am here to tell you that some of them deserved it purely based on their dress choices. youtu.be/Bm7RbuEI678

The truth is finally revealed and heart strings are TUGGED! Season 2, Episode 6 of THE LAST OF US has delivered the official Emmy nominated episode of the season. BET! youtu.be/85zg2KbtGP4

Join me today for a Live Watch-Along to 2003's epic battle FREDDY VS JASON! 🎃 STREAM BEGINS: 12 PM MT/1 PM CT/2 PM ET 🎃 Movie will begin 20-30 minutes after the stream starts! Stream Link: www.youtube.com/live/QmMU_ci...

Protect Dina AT ALL COSTS! Season 2, Episode 5 of THE LAST OF US had me reaching for my anxiety medication and then slapped me with HEARTACHE! youtu.be/rh6fL_tG6O0

When Ed and Lorraine aren't available, John Constantine will answer the call. All for the low, low price of a lighter and a pack of Camels. I watched CONSTANTINE for the first time and my soul left my body several times without the need of an exorcist. youtu.be/J3fKXCe3YhI

This episode might as well double as a medical stress test! Season 2, Episode 4 of THE LAST OF US has proved lesbians move at the pace of a super charged U-Haul truck! youtu.be/W2nQmJ6wlHs

Cary still has both feet, Jenny is still sober and Detective Norris is giving his best Lord Farquaad impression. I watched THE PRINCESS BRIDE for the first time and now I want Andre The Giant for a best friend. youtu.be/sDo3RBq1WO4

I am in total denial. I am waiting for this nightmare to end and for us all to wake up. And Abby....best believe it's on sight! Season 2, Episode 2 of THE LAST OF US has broken my heart, my soul and my spirit. youtu.be/AMqL13MXWsc

The world may be slowly but surely coming to an end, but that won't stop a new love from blossoming! Season 2, Episode 1 of THE LAST OF US is here and our worst nightmares have EVOLVED! youtu.be/dooi5Je2mms

"I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me." But make it crazy. New reaction is live! Watch for clear skin! youtu.be/y43cvRb1U5s

Look what a certain Englishman got me for my birthday!

The season is coming to a close and everyones clothes are coming OFF. HEARTSTOPPER Season 3 Episodes 7 & 8 have arrived and ponder the question: why do people not lock their bedroom doors? youtu.be/rOA_6SaPzjQ

Happy Mayhem Day! Have yall listened yet??

IM SO UPSET. She was truly and will forever be my little Dawnie.

If the Buffy reboot happens, I’m putting it into the universe that Drusilla is the Big Bad for the first season. Juliet can still easily play the character, it would be a good way to bridge the gap between old and new, and a reason to loop in Buffy herself.

Love comes in all forms, shapes and sizes. Sometimes love even has lithium ion batteries and can tell you the weather. I watched COMPANION and have started to think that maybe Skynet was right. youtu.be/_HjguxN4Lz8

Patrick Schwarzenegger in The White Lotus needs to check into a JAIL not a hotel.

A Yellowjacket went to Notting Hill and got trapped in a blueberry scented basement from HELL. I watched HERETIC and it confirmed you can't trust anybody..not your Priest...nor a smiling, British man in a Mr. Rogers sweater. youtu.be/D0L08J38ypE?...

Friendly reminder to feel the beat under your feet cuz the floor is on fire.

Jonathan Bailey disappeared from the third act of Wicked and now we know where he went. Season 3, Episode 6 of HEARTSTOPPER confirmed that us skinny guys are also on the struggle bus of body dysmorphia! youtu.be/pMgkSKB4CXE

if this reboot happens, I just want to apologize up front for the person I’m going to become

I watched 28 WEEKS LATER and it made me realize that maybe the parental bond between father and children can be a bit too strong. youtu.be/IQxW6tHrs8U

We really collectively need a win and she answered the call! 😭

Party City is going out of business and everything was 75% off. 😅

So I have now officially seen Wicked. 🧙‍♀️

03.07

Came for Miss Peggy Carter. Stayed for the pug. Season 3, Episode 5 of HEARTSTOPPER had me non-stop cheesin'! But it also made me nearly bust a bottle....if you know what I mean... youtu.be/7PvP3AKftMg

Does this mean I have to watch the Star Wars franchise now?

I NEED THIS

If I have to deal with some blood-thirsty werewolves, I know exactly who I am calling in for reinforcements! This week, under the light of a full moon, I am joined by The Horror Bandwagon to check out DOG SOLDIERS! youtu.be/rjy534qHawo

TRAUMA. TRAUMA. TRAUMA. and a whole lotta drama. New Heartstopper reaction is up! youtu.be/Q9STExbmKhY