Rust isn't just about "memory safety". There are so many great aspects of the language that have little to do with ownership. Things like pretty, gay women.

Every day I climb the memory safety mountains to gather safety berries and ward off vengeful spirits. People don't realize how hard it is. None of your code would be safe without me. You would all be dead.

Have you ever felt like you’ve sold yourself to some cruel, uncaring system? One that leaves you tired and brittle? One that twists your words beyond recognition? Have you? Have you ever taken LLVM as a dependency?

However unlikely, we cannot dismiss the possibility that Memory Access Violation George has entered your Rust application. We are sorry.

Before Rust was created by Graydon Hoare in 2006, no other programmer had ever thought to make a *good* programming language before. Rust was the first, and will probably remain the last.

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oh C my old punching bag. won't you kiss me on the lips C. please

rewrite your mom in rust

get my fuck