Are we tired of winning yet?

I want to wish a happy liberation day to everyone who’s being liberated from their 401k today.

If Joe Biden stood before Teslas and called them Teslars, it would be a two-day story, and yet, with Trump saying it, nothing.

Calling this guy a traitor is like calling astronauts idiots.

DOGE is the next Clinkle!

Sending this to my magafam. ...and when I lost...

If only there were someone who said daily that Trump's policies would crash our economy.

The First Lady is going to speak out against revenge porn today. Well, If there is anyone that knows about porn, it's the First Lady.

It's hard to believe this was just a few months ago.

Valid

I'm not one to make fun of another's misfortune, but I'll make an exception in this case. To all the fired federal employees who voted R and are now appearing on news outlets complaining about losing their jobs:

Oh wow, you know my family! It's a small world.

Good job promoting Dems are only for the rich and are out of touch with everyday Americans. Also, good look while tens of thousands of federal workers are losing their jobs.

I wish the media would stop mislabeling the mantra "move fast and break things," blaming the tech sector for Musk's actions. Moving fast means tech changes fast, so keep up. Breaking things refers to innovating and disrupting old tech for the better while not being afraid of failure.

Long live the king? I guess he meant Don King.

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. hackaday.com?p=758343

Thanks @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net for highlighting this great artist.

Congratulations to @zezvaz.bsky.social for creating the best meme of the 21st Century. Print it and hang it in the Louvre.

Ok, so I guess I'll have to store my LiPo battery fire bag on Mars. A firebox that must avoid fire. Interesting

Every time I visit my sister, her dog Max thinks that if he stays on my lap it will prevent me from leaving.

Elon Musk wants to gut NASA and the SLS so only Space X can produce rockets. I'll pretend to be shocked. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I'm more qualified to be the next DNI than Tulsi Gabbard.

@maddow.msnbc.com said Bluesky is a social media platform that doesn't make me wanna stab myself in the eye with a fork😂😂😂l

@petebuttigieg.bsky.social has joined us.

Traffic lights are coming down and now here comes the police😆

The pole climbing events should begin shortly. Stay tuned😆

No one will beat Katie Perry riding a fire-breathing robot lion in a Super Bowl Half Time Show.

I can't wait to watch drunk guys climb greased-up traffic light poles in Philly tonight!

Fly Eagles Fly

Kids aren't born racist. If you see a kid espousing racist rhetoric, just look at the parents.

My 4-year-old nephew just spent a few hours with my magafam last night and this morning he asked what the N-word means! The kid doesn't have a racist bone in his body and now we're trying to explain it to him. And my magafam said they're not racist. Yeah, ok! Unfreakin believable...

America engages in nation-building in the Middle East, where local people view Americans as invaders. This leads to the formation of insurgent forces, dragging America into a war in the region. Why does this sound so familiar?

I think of this every time Trump opens his mouth.

I’ve been off Bluesky for a day, and now Trump wants to invade Greenland, Panama, and Gaza. Tomorrow he’s probably going to go after the British for torching the White House in the War of 1812. He’ll do anything to keep the short attention span of magaland.

😂🤣 FYI: The Fifth Element is a classic.

Don's new strategy for Ukraine is to hold his breath until Putin concedes to his demands. Go, Putin?

Wow, this has to be one of the greatest self-owns of all time! It's rare to see commentary that supports the data. I was embarrassed to discover that my IQ is 120. Bragging about being on the left side of the bell curve is absurd. Like many red hats, Brielle also ranks below the 50th percentile.

What we learned in school about the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act: - Reduced global trade by 65% - Drove US deeper into the Depression - No one wins a trade war What Trump learned: - Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV

Los Angeles Burned down The war in Ukraine rages on Bird Flu is spreading in cows Eggs are $15 if you can get them Gas prices are rising Planes are falling from the sky 25% tariffs kick in at midnight tonight

I think we're going to stay in. Maybe watch a movie for the next four years...

By Roosevelt Mall and Cottman Ave. Damn

Another plane crash in Philly! Yeah, let's keep getting rid of Federal Workers. It's not like planes will just fall out of the sky...

This is why I think the Academy Awards should have a meme category.

My sister asked me why I was rushing to get a new car last fall. I told her to do the same. I guess she wants a 60k Toyota Rav4. www.cnbc.com/2025/01/31/t...

Maybe this will become true if I keep posting it? Fingers crossed…

Thank you, Jim.