Josie Oakley (PIT)
@thejosieoakley.bsky.social
📤 703
📥 131
📝 186
commonly out canoodling
🎈 Can you RIDE A UNICYCLE? If so, I want to meet you! 🎪 For the duration of 2026, If you can either ride a unicycle or prove that you once knew how to ride a unicycle*, I'll give you a discount on your first session.
about 18 hours ago
3
11
4
I'm a pretty optimistic person but I feel like the universe is testing me this winter. The furnace went out at 11pm on a Friday at 0⁰ and it feels like the last straw 😭
3 days ago
2
2
0
Do we know any good photographers in NYC? hoping to do a shoot while I'm there next month!
4 days ago
0
1
0
Once us girlies figure out how to put "meaningful infrastructure investment" on our wishlists, the cities will be saved
7 days ago
1
5
0
where to next?
loading . . .
9 days ago
1
9
1
catch me through the doorway. I'll smile when I turn around and realize it's you.
14 days ago
1
20
5
A man in the grocery store stopped me and said, "Let me ask you a question. Do you want that ring now, or do I gotta ask your momma first?"
16 days ago
2
2
0
even I am not sure exactly what happened here. but I do know it was good.
23 days ago
0
13
1
a body that is more wild terrain than calculated architecture.
27 days ago
1
24
3
let's go somewhere warm in 2026?
about 1 month ago
1
18
1
I'm turning 31! 🍰 Thanks to every who has helped me celebrate becoming a prime number again. It's been a rollercoaster of a year. I feel so lucky to have y'all in my life, in small and large ways.
about 1 month ago
3
11
2
craving some cozy ☕
about 1 month ago
0
14
0
I don't post many of my gifts but I am currently in love with these obscenely expensive (but Josie-proof and cat-safe) fake candles. They look so real! Thank you to everyone who helps make my home a cozy haven. Holiday vibes just intensified.
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
4
1
If anyone wants some cringe and amusement... "LANGUAGE PATTERNS OF THE P**TUTE: Some Insights into a Deviant Subculture", in a 1978 journal on semantics You could literally publish anything the 70s, so sad I wasn't alive to capitalize on such an era.
jstor.org/stable/42575...
loading . . .
LANGUAGE PATTERNS OF THE PROSTITUTE: Some Insights into a Deviant Subculture on JSTOR
Larry Samovar, Freed Sanders, LANGUAGE PATTERNS OF THE PROSTITUTE: Some Insights into a Deviant Subculture, ETC: A Review of General Semantics, Vol. 35, No. 1 (March 1978), pp. 30-36
https://jstor.org/stable/42575300?seq=1
about 2 months ago
1
4
1
Results are in! I've carefully examined the entirety of my stocking collection while sick in bed. FINDING: 50% of my stockings have runs. CONCLUSION: The girl should purchase stockings 2 pairs at a time to maximize the number of whole, untorn sets available on a given day.
about 2 months ago
1
4
0
The last two years, I pour out a whiskey for a beloved coworker who started in the industry far too young and died far too young. Her smile was a beacon. If you want to join me honoring her, pour one out and send some love or money to
@swoonalliance.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
0
4
1
Sick again for the third time in three weeks 😭 Did one of you curse me?? What is this?!
about 2 months ago
1
0
0
reposted by
Josie Oakley (PIT)
Freyja Fay 🐈⬛ in Pittsburgh
about 2 months ago
Announcing Freyja's Holiday Raffle! It's been a hard year for a lot of people. In the spirit of the holidays, I am raffling off a 2 hour date and other prizes to raise money for food aid organizations in Pittsburgh. Get in touch for tickets!
0
8
2
December is my birthday month! Pull the ribbon & unwrap...🎁
about 2 months ago
2
21
2
Can't make this one, but these industry socials are always fun! Pittsburgh providers, come through!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
"I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned & winked... ...I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose....but choosing one meant losing all the rest..." -slyvia plath
about 2 months ago
3
14
2
"Yes boss, I can stay late today to help you with a few things" 😇
2 months ago
0
29
4
I've noticed that some lovers are impatient to know me. We share deep intimacy quickly, but everything takes time. I get impatient too. The slow unraveling is necessary for intertwining. Finding how you fit with me fit with you fit with us.
2 months ago
1
18
3
There's so much going on that I'm closing my inbox for a few weeks! If we already have plans to hang out, those will be honored. But no new requests for now. Thanks for being patient!🙏
2 months ago
0
5
0
I'm sad to say that I'm cancelling my visit to Cleveland due to an emergency with a dear friend. I really hate disappointing people, but it's more important for me to be here with her. Cleveland, I promise to make it up to you some day!
3 months ago
0
3
1
i almost fell off a wall and died for this photo, so please give me likes. it encourages bad behavior.
3 months ago
2
22
2
Had a lovely week break recently! I'm sorry to report that I only managed one photo. I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
3 months ago
1
13
1
I leave free souvenirs! 😇
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
0
3
0
The most important service companions offer is teaching men that lamps are good, actually.
3 months ago
3
3
0
I rather like black & white photos, but they usually do horribly on the internet. online humans just don't like to look at B&W on their screens. I'll do my best to help rehabilitate you, add a little color to your life 😇
3 months ago
0
12
1
happy pumpkin season 🎃
3 months ago
3
22
2
Welp, I lost yet another phone number to getting banned. 😢 I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
3 months ago
0
2
1
Sinnamon is a motherfucking angel and powerful force for good. She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court. If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
0
3
0
twinkle toes
3 months ago
2
16
3
this is how you use the sink, right?
4 months ago
1
11
2
I have rare same-day availability, after 4p! Send me a note by 5:30p if you'd like to claim it. Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
4 months ago
0
15
1
you've been too long without your femme fatale
4 months ago
0
14
1
josie oakley old documents 🤝 shredded
4 months ago
0
22
5
This photo is old, but I was thinking today about the scallops he made us for dinner that night. They were so perfect and juicy and supple and bite-able and melty and- it was a good night.
4 months ago
0
7
1
This is why we get along. 🍓 He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
4 months ago
0
3
1
I'm not afraid of your shadows.
5 months ago
0
13
1
Pretending to be posh
5 months ago
0
15
1
Squeezing the last bits from summer. By September, I always start feeling the smallest pit of dread that winter is already approaching. Lovers are excellent antidotes. Let's get together and briefly freeze time, holding a moment in the unstoppable march of time & season.
5 months ago
0
6
1
I love when the toyboy in me gets to come out to play
5 months ago
0
9
2
Absolutely in love with these wine glasses inspired by the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
loading . . .
5 months ago
1
3
1
are you an ocean or lake person? personally, I'm a lake girl.
6 months ago
1
8
1
thanks for sharing your birthday with me...you do know you're not supposed to buy me presents? It's your birthday, not mine! Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
6 months ago
0
3
2
If you've never been railed to Orinoco Flow, respectfully, you haven't lived
6 months ago
0
1
0
if you make a "blow" joke in the comments, you are required under federal law to take me to the beach
6 months ago
1
7
1
I had a cancellation tonight! Let me know if you'd like to whisk me away tonight for shenanigans. Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
6 months ago
0
2
0
Load more
feeds!
log in