"Yes boss, I can stay late today to help you with a few things" 😇

I've noticed that some lovers are impatient to know me. We share deep intimacy quickly, but everything takes time. I get impatient too. The slow unraveling is necessary for intertwining. Finding how you fit with me fit with you fit with us.

There's so much going on that I'm closing my inbox for a few weeks! If we already have plans to hang out, those will be honored. But no new requests for now. Thanks for being patient!🙏

I'm sad to say that I'm cancelling my visit to Cleveland due to an emergency with a dear friend. I really hate disappointing people, but it's more important for me to be here with her. Cleveland, I promise to make it up to you some day!

i almost fell off a wall and died for this photo, so please give me likes. it encourages bad behavior.

Had a lovely week break recently! I'm sorry to report that I only managed one photo. I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!

I leave free souvenirs! 😇

The most important service companions offer is teaching men that lamps are good, actually.

I rather like black & white photos, but they usually do horribly on the internet. online humans just don't like to look at B&W on their screens. I'll do my best to help rehabilitate you, add a little color to your life 😇

happy pumpkin season 🎃

Welp, I lost yet another phone number to getting banned. 😢 I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.

Sinnamon is a motherfucking angel and powerful force for good. She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court. If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏

twinkle toes

this is how you use the sink, right?

I have rare same-day availability, after 4p! Send me a note by 5:30p if you'd like to claim it. Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃

you've been too long without your femme fatale

josie oakley old documents 🤝 shredded

This photo is old, but I was thinking today about the scallops he made us for dinner that night. They were so perfect and juicy and supple and bite-able and melty and- it was a good night.

This is why we get along. 🍓 He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.

I'm not afraid of your shadows.

Pretending to be posh

Squeezing the last bits from summer. By September, I always start feeling the smallest pit of dread that winter is already approaching. Lovers are excellent antidotes. Let's get together and briefly freeze time, holding a moment in the unstoppable march of time & season.

I love when the toyboy in me gets to come out to play

Absolutely in love with these wine glasses inspired by the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾

are you an ocean or lake person? personally, I'm a lake girl.

thanks for sharing your birthday with me...you do know you're not supposed to buy me presents? It's your birthday, not mine! Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉

If you've never been railed to Orinoco Flow, respectfully, you haven't lived

if you make a "blow" joke in the comments, you are required under federal law to take me to the beach

I had a cancellation tonight! Let me know if you'd like to whisk me away tonight for shenanigans. Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗

Having a 10th-percentile* waist-hip ratio is all fun and games until you have you buy pants that fit...

Increasingly convinced that my body was built for longing and desire. I can hold so much aching and quaking at once. Evolution shaped some of us into fast runners, some into hungry lovers.

juicy juicy juicy juicy juicy 🍊

I'm in Maine Saturday the 19th! I'd love to meet you. Hosting in Portland or I can come visit you with enough notice. Afternoon & evening available.

My inbox is empty! For the love of God please nobody reply for at least 10 minutes so I can savor this accomplishment 😜

Thanks to everyone who jumped to support my creative shenanigans. I have a lot of piano music to work through now. Some of you didn't leave a name with your note- please drop me a message so I can thank you properly! Especially if you picked up that lighting control board.

a little risk / a little reward

I ready to go on a shopping spree but for new sheet music 😜 I've been playing so much piano lately! What songs should I learn next?

I was focused so hard on flexing that I forgot to smile 😅 I promise I'm never this serious

don't you want to know what it feels like?

I don't know what's wrong with me but this week I made more scheduling and email mistakes than ever 😞 I don't consider myself a flaky person, so I am pretty disappointed in myself. Thanks to those who had to be patient, flexible, or forgiving with me this month.

Every time I wear fishnets, I can't stop rubbing my hands on my thighs to taste the soft, distinct texture. I'll never get tired of that feeling.

invite me to your sleepover party? 🥹 💗

Yearning, in moderation, is a delicious sensation. Desire and soft melancholy are such a sweet mix. But the key to enjoying that yearning is to also be reaching for what you want. So yearn for me, reach toward me. I'll be there for both.

I'm in it for the electric joy of it all. For the sizzling connections, snorting laughter, bedroom goofs, contented silences, and encompassing snuggles. I have six open evening dates in June. Booking now for sizzles and goofs.

Eros "is a metaphysical orientation: the decision, over and over again, to seek intensity over numbness, expansion over contraction, intimacy over control." -"Erotic Decisions" by Tamara, Museguided

Last night he stared at me for a long moment, leaned across the table of oysters and asked "How do you radiate so much sexuality?"

Not just anyone can handle me for an entire week. ;) Thanks for hiking pizza, frigid midnight astronomy, and one soul-nourishing Bryce sunrise.

Just learned that #PyConUS is happening in Pittsburgh...I, too, get off on dynamic typing and readability. Anyway. My inbox is open if anyone wants to discuss these important topics further on a midday date 😇

my friend saw this pic and told me I look like "a lingerie statue of Venus"

May the 4th be with you 👾