Josie Oakley (PIT)
@thejosieoakley.bsky.social
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🛑 books closed until Dec 5! commonly out canoodling
"Yes boss, I can stay late today to help you with a few things" 😇
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I've noticed that some lovers are impatient to know me. We share deep intimacy quickly, but everything takes time. I get impatient too. The slow unraveling is necessary for intertwining. Finding how you fit with me fit with you fit with us.
12 days ago
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There's so much going on that I'm closing my inbox for a few weeks! If we already have plans to hang out, those will be honored. But no new requests for now. Thanks for being patient!🙏
15 days ago
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I'm sad to say that I'm cancelling my visit to Cleveland due to an emergency with a dear friend. I really hate disappointing people, but it's more important for me to be here with her. Cleveland, I promise to make it up to you some day!
16 days ago
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i almost fell off a wall and died for this photo, so please give me likes. it encourages bad behavior.
19 days ago
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Had a lovely week break recently! I'm sorry to report that I only managed one photo. I guess I too busy being 'in the moment' and 'spending time with family' and all that nonsense. I deprived all of you!
22 days ago
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I leave free souvenirs! 😇
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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The most important service companions offer is teaching men that lamps are good, actually.
25 days ago
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I rather like black & white photos, but they usually do horribly on the internet. online humans just don't like to look at B&W on their screens. I'll do my best to help rehabilitate you, add a little color to your life 😇
about 1 month ago
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happy pumpkin season 🎃
about 1 month ago
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Welp, I lost yet another phone number to getting banned. 😢 I probably won't bother getting another. This is what happens when y'all text me inappropriate things on unencrypted channels.
about 1 month ago
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Sinnamon is a motherfucking angel and powerful force for good. She needs to cut short an advocacy trip to fly home for an unexpected eviction court. If you have a bone, please throw it. 🙏
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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twinkle toes
about 1 month ago
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this is how you use the sink, right?
about 2 months ago
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I have rare same-day availability, after 4p! Send me a note by 5:30p if you'd like to claim it. Otherwise I'm going to take myself out dancing 💃
about 2 months ago
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you've been too long without your femme fatale
about 2 months ago
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josie oakley old documents 🤝 shredded
2 months ago
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This photo is old, but I was thinking today about the scallops he made us for dinner that night. They were so perfect and juicy and supple and bite-able and melty and- it was a good night.
2 months ago
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This is why we get along. 🍓 He gave me a snack and left the most eloquent note.
2 months ago
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I'm not afraid of your shadows.
3 months ago
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Pretending to be posh
3 months ago
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Squeezing the last bits from summer. By September, I always start feeling the smallest pit of dread that winter is already approaching. Lovers are excellent antidotes. Let's get together and briefly freeze time, holding a moment in the unstoppable march of time & season.
3 months ago
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I love when the toyboy in me gets to come out to play
3 months ago
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Absolutely in love with these wine glasses inspired by the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Thank youuuu for finally getting them off my wishlist and into my hand. 🎾
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3 months ago
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are you an ocean or lake person? personally, I'm a lake girl.
4 months ago
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thanks for sharing your birthday with me...you do know you're not supposed to buy me presents? It's your birthday, not mine! Thank you for chawanmushi, roses, and cotton eyed joe. 🌉
4 months ago
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If you've never been railed to Orinoco Flow, respectfully, you haven't lived
4 months ago
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if you make a "blow" joke in the comments, you are required under federal law to take me to the beach
4 months ago
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I had a cancellation tonight! Let me know if you'd like to whisk me away tonight for shenanigans. Message me by 5:30p, otherwise I'm going to have a really cozy night in. 🤗
4 months ago
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Having a 10th-percentile* waist-hip ratio is all fun and games until you have you buy pants that fit...
4 months ago
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Increasingly convinced that my body was built for longing and desire. I can hold so much aching and quaking at once. Evolution shaped some of us into fast runners, some into hungry lovers.
5 months ago
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juicy juicy juicy juicy juicy 🍊
5 months ago
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I'm in Maine Saturday the 19th! I'd love to meet you. Hosting in Portland or I can come visit you with enough notice. Afternoon & evening available.
5 months ago
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My inbox is empty! For the love of God please nobody reply for at least 10 minutes so I can savor this accomplishment 😜
5 months ago
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Thanks to everyone who jumped to support my creative shenanigans. I have a lot of piano music to work through now. Some of you didn't leave a name with your note- please drop me a message so I can thank you properly! Especially if you picked up that lighting control board.
5 months ago
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a little risk / a little reward
5 months ago
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I ready to go on a shopping spree but for new sheet music 😜 I've been playing so much piano lately! What songs should I learn next?
5 months ago
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I was focused so hard on flexing that I forgot to smile 😅 I promise I'm never this serious
5 months ago
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don't you want to know what it feels like?
5 months ago
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I don't know what's wrong with me but this week I made more scheduling and email mistakes than ever 😞 I don't consider myself a flaky person, so I am pretty disappointed in myself. Thanks to those who had to be patient, flexible, or forgiving with me this month.
5 months ago
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Every time I wear fishnets, I can't stop rubbing my hands on my thighs to taste the soft, distinct texture. I'll never get tired of that feeling.
6 months ago
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invite me to your sleepover party? 🥹 💗
6 months ago
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Yearning, in moderation, is a delicious sensation. Desire and soft melancholy are such a sweet mix. But the key to enjoying that yearning is to also be reaching for what you want. So yearn for me, reach toward me. I'll be there for both.
6 months ago
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I'm in it for the electric joy of it all. For the sizzling connections, snorting laughter, bedroom goofs, contented silences, and encompassing snuggles. I have six open evening dates in June. Booking now for sizzles and goofs.
6 months ago
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Eros "is a metaphysical orientation: the decision, over and over again, to seek intensity over numbness, expansion over contraction, intimacy over control." -"Erotic Decisions" by Tamara, Museguided
6 months ago
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Last night he stared at me for a long moment, leaned across the table of oysters and asked "How do you radiate so much sexuality?"
6 months ago
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Not just anyone can handle me for an entire week. ;) Thanks for hiking pizza, frigid midnight astronomy, and one soul-nourishing Bryce sunrise.
7 months ago
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Just learned that
#PyConUS
is happening in Pittsburgh...I, too, get off on dynamic typing and readability. Anyway. My inbox is open if anyone wants to discuss these important topics further on a midday date 😇
7 months ago
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my friend saw this pic and told me I look like "a lingerie statue of Venus"
7 months ago
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May the 4th be with you 👾
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