Nah. It's rigged so Donnie Dipshit can invite Team Chud to the White House and get his boots licked in front of the cameras.

Tell us you don't know jack about baseball without actually telling us. It was ball four and anyone with half a brain cell knows it.

Except most of Team USA is a bunch of pro-Trump MAGA chuds and if they win will go to the White House and lick his boots. Also, there's nothing about the current state of our country to be even remotely proud of.

Atrocious call to end such a huge game on, BUT the DR had their fair share of chances to score and failed to cash in. Now it's down to Italy (who already beat USA once) or Venezuela. #WBC

Hopefully a bunch of runs for the DR!

C'mon, DR...let's get some damn runs already.

Lol pathetic

This is a NO FLY ZONE, bitch!

I say let USA have the solo home runs.

Smoltz talkin out of his ass like always.

We're witnessing vintage Sevy, folks.

It probably is. But one team's fun, likeable, and easy to cheer for. And the other is a bunch of chuds.

Plakata! #TeamDR #VamosDominicana #WBC

Here we go, DR, time to light up the scoreboard. #WBC #VamosDominicana

The bracket reveal just isn't the same without Greg Gumbel.

St. John's is a 5-seed lol. Take that, Pitino. #SelectionSunday #MarchMadness

Just in case you needed another reason to loathe this team and everything they represent.

The right sure does love their racist, misogynistic dinosaurs, don't they? 🤮

At the risk of stating the obvious...John Calipari is a ginormous twat waffle.

Skenes is toast lol

Maybe Team DR will mercy rule the USA. We can hope! 🤞

Angels in the Outfield

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The Calipari fanboys are gonna be insufferable. #SEC #ChampionshipWeek

This Ivy League title game is a legit barn burner! #ChampionshipWeek

Happy Selection Sunday to everyone that celebrates!

Good riddance. We never have to watch that bigot pitch again. 👍

#WBC Semifinals 🇺🇸 vs. 🇩🇴 (6 ET tomorrow) 🇻🇪 vs. 🇮🇹 (6 ET Monday) Let's dance!

Not to mention the MAGA Nazis lol

Pretty much every #WBC game (especially in the Quarterfinals) not involving those obnoxious, toxic baseball bros AKA Team USA, has been full of fun, emotion, excitement, drama, and incredible atmosphere. And that's not a coincidence.

Possible hot take. That wasn't an upset. Venezuela's got a DAMN GOOD baseball team.

VENEZUELA KNOCKS OUT JAPAN!!! #WBC

WILYER ABREU OH MY GOODNESS!!! #WBC

C'mon Venezuela!

Hands down one of the tournament's best moments made even better by @tylermaun.com's incredible call.

HEAR TEAM ITALY WIN THE WAY IT SHOULD BE HEARD!

Anyone who interferes with a ball in play doesn't deserve to be called a fan and should be banned from all 30 MLB parks. For life.

Can we get an Italy vs Dominican Republic #WBC Final? Please? They're the two most fun teams to watch and either one of them hoisting that trophy would be a million times better than USA or Japan.

Gotta love the football bros who think they know anything about any other sport. 🙄

C'mon, Gators. What the hell are you doin out there?

One thing's for sure, the next edition of the #WBC *has* to have ABS. There's been some atrocious calls.

A throwing error and a missed opportunity in the 7th was the only difference. Thank you, Canada for one hell of a #WBC! (And to the DR...please destroy the USA assclowns!)

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! BO NAYLOR!

Hey Canada...wanna start scorin some runs?

Figures Canada would get to the Quarterfinals and run into Logan Webb. Baseball, amirite? #WBC

Smoltz has got his head so far up DeRosa's ass he can see out his mouth.

That was too damn close, Gators. 😬 #GoGators #SEC #ChampionshipWeek

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