We love taking our beloved pets to the vet to find out they have a $1200 tummy ache don’t we folks

Passion Red 🥰

Literally I am so bad at my job but 80% of my coworkers are women so I just come up with one good idea every once in a while and talk about how I can’t find a boyfriend and that’s really all I have to do

Fuuuuuuuuck

Whoever owns the bottle shoppe in broad ripple has a very impressive Porsche collection

I hate the word “mandate” but by god Spanberger has one at this point

Sickos:

Seahawks putting on a damn clinic right now

Starting to really love smoking cigarettes again which I’m sure is a great sign for my mental health

This probably makes me a traitor but I will never root for an LA sports team

Is it stupid to buy a one bedroom condo…. I have never done this before but I’m looking at buying a house wtf

Hot desking in a sweatshop like this would cause me to have a meltdown several times a week. Someone would take my unassigned- assigned seat and I wouldn’t know what to do all day long

I ripped my suit pants today at work fml I’m pretty sure they’re not repairable and I can’t afford a new suit rn 😭

The white cis man edgelord phase sorting hat is just the 4chan board you spent the most time on from 13-17

Somebody tell him to let me hold $500 real quick

I like him! I think he’s cute. Would consider getting a tattoo of him

I see shit like this and start to understand why old men approach me at work and go on racist rants unprovoked I have MAGA physiognomy :(

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It’s so fucking sick that we got the NFL and the NBA in the national divorce. We’re likely to also get the MLB (Too many Latinos) and the NHL (Canadians) We also have MLS (Soy and globalist)

I’m vindicated for my undying support of the perfect martini Let it be known I am yet again ahead of the trend

For the last several nights I have been having dreams about living in a non-Euclidean apartment and it has been very strange

Blue kei truck good

Fuuuuuuuck

Buying perc 30s with two day shipping from TrumpRx

Cathy Engelbert stay the fuck out of Indy challenge

Extremely sick curb bump-out project happening in Madison, Indiana Some thicc boys too

My current obsession is a shawty pimp & mc spade song that came out in 2020 but sounds like it’s from 1993

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

It totally rocks that Indianapolis is completely toothless in trying to fight to keep businesses and associations inside the 465 when they’re already headquartered here. www.wishtv.com/sports/usa-g...

We’ve been cleaning out my grandparents house and every time I’ve found a mystery pill (there were lots) I shouted “Quaaludes!” My parents are so sick of me

Job interview secured 😎😎😎😎😎

Need

Cars for driving in the city should have never evolved beyond this btw

Too few people understand the deeply surrealist cinema going on here

Banger alert, Absolutely the largest and most technologically advanced SUV anyone should ever need btw

Somehow all of this ties back to class consciousness and nearly every American being a temporarily embarrassed millionaire but I just can’t prove it

D is so OP here. Japan, China, India, Thailand and then you’ve got Australia which honestly is just European/American food. No contest D

Honestly I don’t mind whatever Larry Ellison is doing I just assume it’s not great but I refuse to use any product Marc Andreessen is associated with so I guess I’m done with TikTok

Everything is so bad all the time

Might fuck around and buy a bike this week

I know it’s a fully dead horse but it’s so fucked up that the new fever training facility isn’t a high rise (w/ housing preferably) and also has zero street level activation

One weird trick to beat the Sunday scaries: Go into work and start working

Smoking that shit that made SpongeBob gay

Can’t believe I’m missing deafheaven at the vogue tonight

Going to be a right-on-right crime guy for a while I think

The years of lead are going to begin soon We are not going to have a good time

From my perspective there are no favorable outcomes left, and I have openly advocated for the balkanization of the United States for nearly a decade to anyone who would listen. For what it’s worth.

Nobody told me the new iPhone is fucking bright orange That’s like my primary accessory color I’m going to have to sell a kidney or something