kmsing cuz i was 25 minutes late to work

BLGHRBLRGHH 💦 #art ✧ #painting ✧ #jug

i forgot that everyone i can ask for help loves me and knows about my strange nature so its ok now :-)

the worst part of asking for help is admitting to the dumb shit i get up to when no ones around. hi i got myself into a situation and i need you to get me out of it please thank you :-)

*insert a fog horn sound* #art ✧ #painting ✧ #goat

carrying @drawfeeshow.com's ad revenue on my back

I realize I never posted Lotus' pictures from her adoption profile, specifically the ones highlighting what won my heart: her awkward little kid smile.

i didnt even get to celebrate destiel day yesterday i was too busy socializing

both my sisters told me that im the nicest of the three of us and while ive always known this its nice to confirm

YOU CAN DRAW A SMALL PICTURE OF YOUR DOG AT WORK AND YOU CAN MAKE IT NOT BLURRY!!!!!!!

you can draw a tiny version of your dog at work but you cant make it not blurry

god im so funny. im not funny for the reasons my coworkers think im funny but i am funny nonetheless

*guy whos only seen holes voice* so when do they get the shovels

one thing that my mom simply doesnt understand is im just like not afraid of the mentally ill or poor people the way she is

whoever stole my package is gonna be real pissed to find a bunch of gravel

why does jacob, the largest drawfee member, not simply eat the other four?

im probably aromantic but i majored in the poor person major at college so idrc abt that rn

made a simple snafu at work not even a mistake just not the ideal move and got so embarrassed i took adderal so i could lock in

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

franziska von karma was right. i AM a foolish fool

so many people talk shit abt this one person at work who is kinda mean but shes not even mean she just doesnt have the best tone when speaking. also she gets to be mean bc if i was the only person who knew everything i would be pissed off as well

i swear to god if these kids give me shit today im. not going to do anytjing but i really hope they dont i am so TIREEDDDDDDDD

I AM SO HUNGRY!!!!!!! But i must wait until 11 for lunch so i am not so hungry in tha evening............

cons of quitting my dnd job: no more playign dnd for money :-( pros of quitting dnd job: yayyy i have thursdays free and can delete these fuckass apps off my phone

buddy i have constipation youve never even hears of

I am no constitutional scholar, but I can't help but feel that "the President gets to dictate what every university can teach and what every television station should broadcast" is closer to what the founding fathers were worried about when it comes to free speech than trigger warnings on syllabi.

sorry for walking around like a scheming eunuch i have autism

IM TRYING SO HARD

i must admit ive never gotten the hang of identifying rhetorical questions

no i dont make decisions based off of what would piss off my mom. but i wont deny that it is a bonus when it does.

*starts testosterone to piss off my mom*

IS THERE A WAY TO ONLY FOLLOW SOMEONE FOR THEIR ORIGINAL POSTS I DONT CARE ABOUT SO MUCH BUT I DO CARE ABOUT YOU PERSONALLY

all my fuckass friends are moving away. luckily my sister is trapped in college and my cousin isnt moving any time soon so at least i will have the people i am related to.

this must be what coffee makes ppl feel like. i can do laundry AND vacuum. and make phone calls. i am so capable and powerful. AND DO A FUN ART PROJECT

i love taking prescription medications i just made four phone calls

Stardust #art ✧ #stardust ✧ #stars ✧ #dog

i love it when we give up the pretense of working at work and just sit on our phones in silence in the office yesssssss we have given uppppp

the board at my job is like "YOU GUYS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" *doubles the amount of hours required to run the studio*

*gently wrapping a coil around her door because nobody before me ever cleaned the pug mill and the rubber gasket degraded away* shhhhh girl.......... i know.....

i have the same connection with our pug mill that women in horse movies have with horses

The night the stars fell

my coworkers are like "have you seen this tiktok" and im like no im off social media except for the ones i decided dont count

*exaggerates my midwestern accent for fun at work in 2017* *gains an extremely strong midwestern accent for the rest of my life*

the flag carrier #art ✧ #sighthound ✧ #flag

Humblewood character commish that was an absolute blast to do.

Kicks the Habit

kodiak

THIS GUYYY

kodiaks like "look how fast i can die"