I didn't fumble the chick whose boots I shined by recommending her warhound after knowing her for 15 minutes, SHE fumbled ME.

Leather toolbox thing for my bootblack stuff. No random women have let me lick their boots to help shine them yet tho :/

[ cw: siscon , intox , noncon ] affectionate drunk

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in my top 3 goth whore outfits.

Made a leather jacket for my tungsten cube

ai psychosis? i’d rather have a human psycho sis, thanks

Just tried Tokonole burnishing gum for the first timeand damn! It's so much better than gum tragacanth

Working on a little project to celebrate catching up on warhound :3

Rapidly turning into Handler from WARHOUND.

I offered to polish one of my friend's pairs of boots but idk if I can do it at this point because I get smellably aroused when blacking my own boots. It'd be too awkward.

In my kitchen inventing macaronsploitation. It's like mechsploitation except instead of mechs and killing people it's piping bags and making macarons. And instead of a handler it's literally just me yelling at myself. It's still a trans thing though.

I'm literally like Kione except instead of doing it for the money and grudgingly enjoying the adoration of women who view me as a hero, everything I do is to be hot to women and the money I happen to make selling baked goods is just a side effect.

Bartending and reading Warhound while soaking wet. Servicemaxxing over here.