Wow, 500 followers … how did that happen? Thanks for all the love on here, on UMD, on Instagram! Have a wonderful weekend, guys! 😘

Using the outdoor tub for its proper purpose!

Well, that was immensely sloppy!

Wonder how this is going to end!

One of you kinksters ordered me to buy this messy shopping list; wonder what you’ve got planned for me next? 🥵

Somebody pass the gunge … er, I mean sun cream! #humpday #sunbathing #gungedreaming

Who’s going to be next to drop me in the slop? #gunge #slime #forfeit #dare #gyob

Really need someone to tie me up and gag me right now! 😈

Sun’s out and damn, I’m feeling slutty again this morning 😜

Oh wow, I'm so horny for a pie this morning 😈

Damn, I’m feeling horny tonight … fortunately there are some pies in the imminent forecast 😀

Hmmm, do I have a snotty cold developing or is it just yesterday’s green gunge that is dribbling from my nose? Hard to tell! 👃

Setting up for some messy fun … which team are you supporting?

Me being absolute filth. Thanks to @kitgunger.bsky.social who filled the cone of shame and my trackies with all sorts of muck.

Anyone else have pre-session checklists? And anyone else’s start with: - cover bed in plastic - mix gunge - get funnel and tube - iron shirt - find safety scissors - … or is that just me? 😈

Getting excited for what I hope is going to be a very messy week! Black treacle may be involved at some point 😈

Monday again, huh? How did that happen?

Aggh, why were my neighbours up until 4am playing music, dancing and singing? And why didn’t they invite me?!! 🙃

Ah, the weekend … plenty of time for a long, leisurely, messy breakfast! How does everyone like their eggs? 😜

OK, so I can’t contribute to Tank Thursday but have a photo of my gunge-covered butt instead 😜

All these “Tank Thursday” pix are making me very envious … need to make 2025 the year when I finally get tanked good-and-proper 😈

Anyone else finding it weirdly therapeutic going through their X history and deleting all their old comments and likes? Not letting ol’ Elon mine my data in the future!

Relaxed and ready to face the week ahead … let’s hope it’s a good one!☝️

And relax! Who else is having a nice Sunday morning soaking?

So good to see more of you messy kinksters popping up over here … I’ll make sure there’s plenty of gunge waiting for the new arrivals!

Drizzly day outside? I prefer it when it’s raining pies!

Could really do with a good roll around in some mess with a gunge buddy this weekend … potential wallowers apply now!

I always like to offer people a slice of creamy chocolate cake when I first meet them … hello Bluesky 👋