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Gender is a social construct and “Masculinity” is a constantly moving goalpost that means a different thing every couple of years. That being said, who airbrushed a beard on a heavy-flow tampon and gave it a microphone
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2 days ago
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The funniest thing the Knicks could do is win in 5, only losing the game Trump slept at.
2 days ago
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I’m not gonna defend Morgan Wallen in any way but overreacting to a weather forecast predicting dangerous weather that never actually comes is a classic Pittsburgh experience.
3 days ago
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I came over to my gf’s house and she was watching a movie called BACKCOUNTRY and it was about ppl camping who get attacked by a bear and like everybody was wearing a vest over a flannel like Macgruber
7 days ago
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Liberals praising Idiocracy’s prescience while ignoring its pro-eugenicism
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7 days ago
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Reminds me of when I wanted to open a restaurant that sells Pad Thai and Eloté called Thai Cobb
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7 days ago
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Fell asleep before the Pirates game ended and they lost 9-11. What a disaster.
8 days ago
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Honestly like a week and a half before his birthday is the funniest time that it could happen
8 days ago
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Worked my first taped wrestling matches as a referee last night and here’s how it went
8 days ago
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Just saw a goth baddie working on a road crew, times are tough out here
9 days ago
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Can’t wait for this guy to take a 99-minute classic and turn it into a 3-hour-45-minute slow-mo wankfest
10 days ago
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Yeah it would be cool if all of our candidates were moral paragons but holding Dems to standards the GOP constantly and vigorously ignores is a big reason the DNC keeps losing.
10 days ago
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A German and an American both pretending to be Mexican luchadores enthralled the Mexican lucha libre fanbase, and the wrestling world at large. I don’t give WWE a lot of credit for a lot of stuff anymore but this was knocked out of the park by all involved except for Kaiser’s neighbor.
11 days ago
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As today is Pride Eve, I just want to say that, though I am a man who is attracted to women, sometimes I just want somebody to call me “Gurrrl” in the exact voice Arthur Morgan says it to his horse in Red Dead Redemption 2.
11 days ago
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The masculine urge to have an ice cream cone and take a city scooter for a rip in Regina, Saskatchewan
12 days ago
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Anybody who is looking at joining WWE right now is a scab that WWE sees as “affordable talent.” Don’t sell out for peanuts.
#YouCantTeachThat
#HowYouDoin
16 days ago
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During ring crew after the show last night one kid just could not stop singing “Meat on the table, that’s what you arrrre,” so of course now that’s been in my head all day 😡
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17 days ago
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Highlight from my weekend, refereeing a battle royale that was won by Hannah Jalepeño, of the Pierogi Races between innings at Pittsburgh Pirates games
17 days ago
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Doing wrestling training with young-twentysomethings is crazy because these kids have childhood nostalgia for, like, Ryback
18 days ago
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Cleveland Cavaliers fans are going to spend years talking about Danhausen’s like Cubs fans and that billygoat.
19 days ago
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The Jan 6ers are liberal paid actors who staged the incident, but also Jan 6ers are unfairly persecuted Trump Supporters who deserve financial compensation for what they’ve gone through?
21 days ago
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22 days ago
If you don't already watch 880 Wrestling, it's time to start! One of my favorite young indies right now.
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The best thing about happening upon an in-game Klan meeting in RDR2 is how far all the klansmen fly when you throw dynamite at them.
22 days ago
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If the U.S. government actually exerted this level of effort to collect rich people’s tax money, I’d be perfectly fine with them getting one wrong every once in a while.
24 days ago
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Stevie Wonder is the only person who could turn 76 and surprise me with how young he is. He’s literally been famous for 60 years+
24 days ago
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The world’s billionaires collectively possess $15 trillion and not a single pair of balls amongst them
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24 days ago
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If they ever made a Dave Grohl biopic Pat Smear should be played by Fred Armisen
24 days ago
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Honestly thought the Pittsburgh Pirates “Hoist The Cone” thing had about run its course and then this weekend dude caught a homer in a traffic cone; those things will be here all year
24 days ago
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Imagine living in a right-wing capitalist klepto-oligarchy and thinking the problem is The Left, Actually. Oh wait you have never had to imagine.
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25 days ago
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People forget that “Winning quickly against somebody who should be theoretically competitive against her except they do nothing to defend the armband although that’s her whole thing” was like 90% of Rousey fights
25 days ago
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Scooby Doo is a Great Dane. Scrappy Doo is a Mediocre Dane at best.
27 days ago
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Being afraid of hearing “No” will severely limit the number of times you hear “Yes”
27 days ago
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People like to drag Qui-Gon Jinn for gambling on sports to win a child, but the important context to remember is he only did this because he couldn’t use mind control to force the boy into his ownership. Really puts things into perspective.
29 days ago
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I think Mortal Kombat 2 basically hits the bullseye of “Movie That Will Play At 9pm on TNT Forever”
about 1 month ago
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Interviewing for personal training jobs at gyms = Talking to 500 guys named Jordan.
about 1 month ago
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This October at Spirit Halloween get infected with the HAUNTavirus
about 1 month ago
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“I could have, but I decided to work instead of taking time off” has been a thief of so many cool experiences in my adult life.
about 1 month ago
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Why are we more mad at a poor person buying crab legs than Bezos & Musk etc paying 0 taxes and using that money for space trips and yachts
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about 1 month ago
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You could build a helluva roster for a wrestling promotion just off of WWE releases in the last few weeks
about 1 month ago
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New insult: “You drive like you’re from Vermont or some shit”
about 1 month ago
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AEW is gonna be going crazy around August
about 1 month ago
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Christy Carlson Romano and Hilary Duff as Millenial Disney Kid Betty & Veronica
about 1 month ago
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine has always been vexing for me. On one hand, ACAB. On the other, you got a great cast, clever writing, and apparently a casting director who likes pretty dark-haired women as much as I do.
about 2 months ago
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Was just typing in “Bobby” to a text bar in a video game and the predictive text suggested “Jindal”
about 2 months ago
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Him getting released from NXT was the first time I realized the Chase U guy was Harlem Bravado.
about 2 months ago
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Everybody’s paying so so much attention to Gennings Dunker’s mullet that I feel like HIS FUCKING NAME isn’t getting ignored
about 2 months ago
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Uhaa Nation about to hit the non-WWE wrestling scene like a motherfucker
about 2 months ago
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ACAB includes Krillin.
about 2 months ago
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FBI gonna put me on a list because I keep talking about “Dodging the Draft” but I’m talking about getting out of Pittsburgh while the NFL Draft is here
about 2 months ago
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4:20 on 4/20, make a wish
about 2 months ago
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