Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #662,182! 🎉

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. (Einstein)

هو اخر جزء في البيان ده غلط هما قالوا هنغير الإسم لحاجة تانية مناسبة، بس مش دي المشكلة.. لو انت مهزأ ورايح نهين نفسك وتقف على باب محل زي بلبن وكرم الشام وغيرهم زي الشحات بالساعة والاتنين يبقى تستاهل كل اللي يجرالك! ده غير برضه انت لو زي الشحط كدة ورايح تقول عايز قشطوطة وقشطوزة برضه تبقى شخص مهزأ..

دا فعلا لبس واحد نصاب بتاع عيال

Claustrophobia Entomophobia Trypophobia

الحياة بقت زي النيلا يا عبد الجبار..

أنا ساعات انسى بلوسكاي لحد ما تجيلي منه notification 😅

مهما ترسم ع الحيطان ألف باب.. لسه الحيطان حيطان والرسمة باب كداب!

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Hi.. Bye..

I forgot about this app until a dear friend reminded me about it last night 😅

هل اخدت قرص ترانكسين اليوم؟

It's just peachy.. "I am not your Knight in shining armor and you're not my Damsel in distress" Just Peachy..

Don't count on me.. I won't be there when you're alone..

Happy New Year Guys 🎊🎉🥳

It's so weird.. I usually add a lot of chili powder and A LOT chopped chili peppers in my food and I enjoy it Yesterday at a family gathering I cooked some spaghetti and didn't add any chili powder and added 1 small chopped chili pepper and still people claimed it was spicy What's wrong with me 😅

Oh so it was a bird on a sea of azure there now it's a butterfly on a sea of azure here.. 🩵 I see what you did there Jack 😉

مهما ترسم ع الحيطان الف باب.. لسه الحيطان حيطان والرسمة باب كداب 🤦🏻

I wish I could control it.. But I can't guys!

I've just discovered that I don't have a lot of my sober time here so that's my last massage I wanted to say please don't be mad at me.. 🤍

Ok guys I am sorry for whatever Drama I've caused here before.. But I hate to inform you that's if I post here that means I am too drunk to remember whatever is going on here.. So please forgive me in advance, I swear it doesn't happen often.. 🙏🏻

People are so fast to judge just not to evaluate who you are 😔

People here Are more aggressive though! 😔

لا اسألوا اصدقاء تويتر القدام والله ما انا حمل اي حاجة.. 🤦🏻😅

يا لهوييييييي ده واضح ان ايامي سودة.. 🤦🏻

يا ابو الريش انشاله تعيش 😁

People takes me too seriously here but if you ask my old Twitter friends they would tell you they've been though worse 🤦🏻😅 Over the top of my head ask @sherrywagdy.bsky.social @rossyy.bsky.social @georgehadarya.bsky.social @magdydoor.bsky.social @hassanein.bsky.social

ia ia Cthulhu Ftahgh!

سارق النغمة.. 💔

تاكلوا كفتة اسكندرني؟ ولا كبدة اسكندراني؟ ولا سجق اسكندراني؟!

ورايا.. يا نخلتين في العلالي يا بلحهم دوا .. يا نخلتين على نخلتين طابوا ليالي الهوى!..

"And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made and the sign flashed out its warning.. In the words that it was forming And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.. And whispered in the sounds of silence.."

Oh and while we're at it I'll give you another statement! I hate the godfather Movies! Too long and boring and not enough boobies! I'm more of a Death Wish kinda a guy!

Thank you so much for your long speech... And so sorry that I didn't read any letter of it 😂

Save your speech.. Unfollow or Block me easier.

Or better yet.. You should "حسب عليا" exactly like how you do it with Israel.. and let "God" deal with me!

I will not read any comment related to my previous one.. I know how people will get offensive and butt hurt to it.. After all.. that's my point children are being mass murdered in Gaza and you're being a fucking mute about it right? So be a fucking mute about my comment here too!

You know what is the most depressing this I've experienced since I moved to S.korea? That 75% of the snacks I like are Chinese 🤦🏻

Everybody knows..

I love Nigerian shows on YouTube 😅 It's a guilty pleasure 😁

The known fact that Nietzsche die of syphilis is actually incorrect.. He died of dementia that was caused by pneumonia and syphilis got nothing to do with the poor guy..

I keep waking up at 3 AM for a while now and sleep around 8 or 9 PM and the day feels so weird like that!

I just found out that I like sport themed movies.. But not generally.. Ski movies And the story of an inspiring sport player in any solo sport like martial arts who get to start from the bottom and make it all the way to the gold medal 🥇

مهما ترسم ع الحيطان الف باب.. لسه الحيطان حيطان والرسمة باب كداب!

We're having drinks with Kate and Stella.. Annie's here, She brought her Fella..

واداري ولا ما اداري.. ده هواها داري ومداري..

Don't stay awake for too long, don't go to bed.. 😴 I'll make a cup of coffee for your head.. ☕ It'll get you up and going out of bed.. 🛏️

على رأي المثل.. لا تذم ولا تشكر، الا بعد سنة.. وست أشهر!

وانا ويايا بعيش زي المليونيرات وأحلم وأنا معييش ملعنش الأزمات.. بقالي ٣٠ سنة عايش بالشعار ده 😁

مفيش طاقة للتفاعل على السوشال ميديا بجد.. انا بقيت ادخل تويتر ابص ع الأخبار وامشي..