geeFUCKINwhiz man

Aye mane, Joe Jackson did a number on his kids! I don’t mean no harm but that picture of LaToya and this new video of Jermaine…son!

Mexico just phased out their 48 hour work week. Say man! Havoc would be wreaked, omg!

The radio is playing Patti’s version of ‘If Only You Knew’ and I couldn’t help but laugh bc KeKe Wyatt be wearing that song out 😭 she used to SANG it but now she hoots and holla baby 😭

Asked my coworker for Baltimore to say ’scary’ and ’scurry‘. She said ’scurry’ twice 😂

I am sooooo annoyed with myself! Keep talking about “biii mama, no kiiis“ 😭💀

Paid $25 for a 6piece wing combo at the after hours spot. Them definitely drunk prices bc sober I would NEVER.

And her brother’s name is Yvelle. No, they aren’t twins.

Hearing Yvette all day yesterday got on my nerves so bad 😭 mind you, it’s pronounced exactly how it’s spelled, not with the E sound

I saw so many gentrified versions of greens today… from black people 💔

Adulting for me is realizing the blue pack of Charmin is better than the red one. And I bought a steamer this morning. Excited the clean my baseboards and window sills

11.25

Tupac is timeless. The message, the music, the face card...elite in every lifetime.

I have going 20 minutes out of my way for 2 weeks now to pick up my coworker for work because she is hiding her car from the repo man. I really don’t wanna be mean but I can’t keep picking her up. How do I tell this lady that she needs to get a fucking Uber or Lyft? 😭

My mom was telling me how she used to sharecrop when she was around 10-12. she said the blk overseer would come by the neighborhood in a truck to pick them up. They’d be outside waiting with a juice and honeybun. They’d chop cotton for about 10 hours and get abt $15. Hate she had to experience that

Saw Clarence Thomas trending and thought he passed. *sigh* happy Sunday anyway. God is still good

Big Meech be looking like ‘who did the body’. But he looks happy so lemme mind my own business

Somebody called me this morning. I know she wanted to borrow some money but she already owes my mom. So I immediately started talking about how God will work in your favor and come through right in time lol. She didn’t ask 😭😭

Texting and driving really is crazy when you think about it. And I just saw somebody scrolling through her IG going 70+ on the highway

Is all really fair in love and war?

Idk who needs to hear this but getting a vehicle financed thro Amazon will be top 5 worse decisions in your life.

I’ll admit it, I love cheesy Christmas movies

Man will always be greater than the machine. They convinced me the electric juicer was elite but the manual cast iron is literally Thanos. And less messy, might I add. Good morning, happy Sunday. God is amazing ☀️

It’s so many people raising children that need to grow up themselves, man.

I love the Lord, I absolutely do. But why is everybody turning ‘Folded’ into a gospel song 😭

Tory Lanez lost his appeal

Alarm clocks goes off in 2.5 hours and I’m up watching Durand Bernarr on Noochie’s front porch 😅

The first thing we need to do to restore order to this great nation (sarcasm), get these babies back in them big white hard bottom walking shoes. That’s the first step! Pun intended

Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump, bump, bump 😏

Travis Scott said fuck Pusha T at his concert. Can’t wait for Push to talk that talk 🥹

My niece just texted me ‘Wsp’ for ‘what’s up’. Tired of these kids man. Good morning

I always get ‘Amber alerts’ but I’ve never gotten an ‘Ebony alert’. I didn’t even know they had a system specifically for missing black childre/youth.

Kenyon Dixon makes really good music

I HAVE to wean myself off my phone man lol. I can’t even take a shit without my phone. That’s sad bro

Shirley was a fuckin bird. Calling Barbara sounding like a damn fool. ‘The clothes on his back, I buy them. The car he drives, I pay the note every month’. Yes and he clean as a whistle with Barbara and your money 😭

Training somebody for work today. And you really gta be Mindful about what you’re praying for. Prayed for patience and my God! I wanna scream so bad

I saw something that said it has to do with the iOS update. But mine has a mind of it’s own, especially on here for some reason.

Good morning to my beautiful black brothers & sisters. I hope your day is as beautiful as you are 🤎 Hey to the rest of yall, got get ‘em 🫡

I don’t know about the pussyfoot but if it feels anything like that eargasm you get from a q-tip, I can dig it

There is a picture of me, probably around 8-9 years old. I have on a cheerleading outfit but I'm kneeling down with a football looking rough as hell 😂 i cant believe the hard time my mom gave me when she found out I liked girls. There were fucking signs!

Yall eat sardines?

Jaheim just sound like the name of a nigga who ain’t shit 😭

Kut Klose did Cadillac Chronicles and they sound good! legit listen to ‘surrender’ and ‘I Like’ everyday lol

hey cousins it’s been a while. i’ve been busy working on a few things. 💕 💅🏽 if you’re in the 757 - lock in!